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    i wore hussy red lips today. i felt good for 5 whole minutes so i used that time wisely and put a decent face on

    older dude kept turning his head everywhere he moved to keep an eye on my face, and since bay said i wasn't allowed to say bad things about myself, his face did NOT look terrified

    and muscle and fitness hers got a new editor. said editor seems to be trying to turn the meals vegetarian. that's disappointing. i still haven't finished reading my muscle mags from 2 weeks ago, i guess i'm behind

    and i guess i should brush the boys. but one of satan's lesser minions has his fingers dug into my spine muscles. so i don't really want to do anything but go to bed.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • A bunny! I've been broken hearted since losing my old boy kitty last year, and can't even look at cats without getting choked up. Thought about a dog, but they're a bit high maintenance for me. But a bunny might just be the thing.

      Terrific video. Sorry you're not feeling good.

      Makes me smile when cats tree bears:
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

      B*tch-lite

      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • cats are evil indeed. but when a cat puts his furry naked cat butt on your foot then you know you've been accepted

        and by accepted, i mean tolerated

        and bay sent this, because he stalks me here *dun dun dun dun dundundundun JAWS*



        i don't go to goodwill very often, just when the little person directing my attention says 'go this way'. the little head turner has good timing, i picked up some low carb & chinese recipe books & a stephen king book i haven't read in yeeeee-urs cause it got loaned to a relative and never returned

        well just ask for it back! i hear someone say

        i don't remember who had it last, i was a teenager

        i couldn't sleep without medication again, so i'm somewhat run down today. but i'm loose and less sore.

        and thinking, for some reason, about how awkward voldemorte made me feel
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • What is it about cat butts? They seem to use them to show their love. My cat sat on my head two nights ago. It was a bit awkward since she's 12 lbs and that's kind of hefty for a kitty. She's "big boned"
          Depression Lies

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          • i think all cats were humiliation dominatrices in past lives

            'rub my belly *purr* *RIP SCRATCH TEAR REND FLESH FROM BONE*'
            'i like you, i will put my butt on you now'
            'everything i see is mine. nothing here belongs to you any more'
            'you've displeased me, i will now defecate on your pillow'



            i'm tired. but when am i not tired, right? i didn't do family eating today, i couldn't sleep and then i could, and when i could i couldn't wake up

            and apparently it's time to take the nail polish off, cause i've been absentmindedly peeling it off my nails

            and i guess that's it


            ohhhhhh snap
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • i'm going to make the bay help me with my struggle

              see, my back hurts and i know working out will make it hurt more, but i want to do this so my butt will look like her butt



              I'M HAVING. A CRISIS.

              and bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him

              AAAGGGGHHHHHHHH STUPID BACK, STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE

              eta...

              EEEEEE! <3

              Last edited by bloodorchid; 11-22-2012, 11:06 PM.
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • I worked out. Im laying in bed feeling the space inside my rod burn and i have to seriously ask myself if its worth it.

                The loud voice says i dont know

                the quiet voice says maybe

                i dont really know, myself. Mayhap the goal is too lofty. Or mayhap im just skurr of the pain.
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post


                  bay's a perv, which is another reason i like him
                  ... and now I'm a perv too.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    ... and now I'm a perv too.
                    that makes two of us.

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                    • at least he perved over my butt gah!

                      part of the workout included bent over rows. i woke up not as sore. maybe i can put 2 and 2 together and row all day
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • sweet baby jesus

                        if your dog dribbles or slurps fish oil onto his chin, don't assume his brother will eat it off

                        cookie smelled like a bucket of dead fish
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • god i'm such a post whore on my journal, but here

                          i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

                          National Novel Writing Month

                          and this wannabe hasn't convinced me yet

                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            i'm pretty sure i'd think about reading this if it were a book

                            National Novel Writing Month
                            Dammit, why didn't I have that idea?!??!?! IT'S GENIUS!!!

                            I am so made of fail.
                            JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                            • if you change it into a woman riding a sex motorcycle with a penis on it, it would be a completely different story!
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                if waka and bear would learn to jump on my bed too maybe they'd do that instead of staring at cookie up there and whining loud enough i can't tune them out. but for the pain they endured, they were given pork twists wrapped in chicken jerky

                                the joy on bear's face.. silly dogs
                                Waka and Bear need a step. Lily has a Butterfly step for our bed.

                                "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
                                "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
                                "Moderation sucks." Suse
                                "Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
                                "Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield


                                Winencandy

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