Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

the purple prose of petunia pettigrew

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • this lady.. is on some amazing happy pills



    i almost wish i had them, but bay said last week if i were a perky girly girl he wouldn't know what to do

    probably run screaming

    okay he wouldn't run and scream, he's too nice for that

    i watch her sometimes, and feel as tho i am transported to a magical land of unicorns and lollipops. she's so southern and happy and chipper.

    today is apparently a bad back day. all last week i stayed topped up on advil for fevers and was in bed some, so when i go for any appreciable amount of time without major discomfort, i can forget how much i don't like it

    i don't like it

    gramma sent me food from lunch. i ate it. so supper was pizza and lemon pie and coke. i don't feel gross or sick, so go me. the dogs got lots of crust and ran around like spazzes and now are sleeping. maybe that's normal, maybe it's from all the carbs, maybe they just like pizza.

    and who doesn't like pizza?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

    Comment


    • i am exhausted. i had planned to do planks and push ups and kettlebell swings.

      but i am exhausted. cleaning polish off my nails, repainting them clear, scrubbing my hands with sugar and honey and honey washing my face was almost more than i had the energy to do

      i'm ready to not be sick now
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

      Comment


      • first set of mail orders arrived today and the dogs are in love with salmon oil. diatomaceous earth eating will be later.

        when i was a kid i wanted to be a doctor. then i got older, broke my back areas and after that discovered that i just don't like the body fluids of strange people and after that just gave up and surrendered to my anxiety

        thank you for that one, Happy Past

        but today i am having an existential quarter life crisis. my life is a waste, i am a waste, i am weird and not normal. i want to have interesting chats about life with my mother like my younger sibling. i want to be able to call businesses all day every day no biggie like my older sibling, i want to be able to cultivate friendships.

        but i never. have. an. y. thing. to say.
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

        Comment


        • on top of emo-ness and 4 hours of sleep, i was also bloated ealier and my clothes felt too snug. i hate snug. the only snug thing i like is panties.

          so i went more clearance rack shopping and got some size up clothes. i am currently wearing some slightly flowy yoga pants (usual size, fits great and comfy so i guess bloat is gone or jeans shrank) and a long sleeve tee (new, size up, nice and not snug). i also bought a few other shirts and a knitted loose jacket/cardigan thing. is soft. is also full price. full price was slightly ow.

          apparently the salmon oil earlier turned 2/3 into horndogs and 1/3 into the female. they et some earth on canned food, then tried to hump then snuggled me and ran around. so they're happy and it made me happy

          and lunch (meaning i just ate) was 2 chicken breasts and a thigh and skins all in a bowl, and i'm on my second bottle of water
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

          Comment


          • sweet baby jesus i'm bored

            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

            Comment


            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              and who doesn't like pizza?
              Communists. That is who. Oh, and those without souls. And Joe. F*ck that guy.

              Comment


              • fck joe :|
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

                Comment


                • Tarte Carried Away Collector's Set: Shop Combination Sets | Sephora

                  it's here! *running around* IT'S HERE!

                  pictures do not do these shadows justice :|

                  and i got a metric butt ton of free samples

                  my eyes don't like sharp bright lights so the reflective foil is killing me, but maybe i can paint it all black

                  IT'S HEEEEERE!



                  and first muscle relaxer in a while last night is staying in me, it's not easy at all to stay upright. and food is on track. and we had a dr pepper after water out of desperation but the caffeine does nothing. muscle relaxer, i love you but you're making it hard for me
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

                  Comment


                  • body wanted carbs in the form of subway and wendy's and chinese, so i drove a while with the heat on high and sang along to adele



                    i put some new shadow on, and made sure it got all around my eye lines, and used some of the mascara it came with. my eyes haven't watered but they feel like tiny goblins are standing guard with cattle prods, waiting to buzz my tear ducts at the first sign of intruders

                    meaning, my eyeballs feel like cold air is touching them, but they don't cry

                    i made some devilled eggs and left over sweet peas to eat and that helped, but a while later i decided to get fancy and make sweet potato with splenda brown sugar. ooey gooey sweet. my mouth kinda orgasmed a little, which is how *I* know i put too much in

                    if my mouth loves it, it may be too much
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

                    Comment


                    • we're not on the wagon this evening

                      shh

                      for real tho. it's one meal, i'm not gonna give a shit

                      i'm sore and tired and angry, so i'm eating noodles while reading internets gossip

                      i don't know why i was stupid enough to think, after reading people say 'no don't eat it, it's sharp and will internally injure you!', that diatomaceous earth would be like sand. it's fcking powder. i should have realized after having some for beetle pests, but the fact that it was loaded with clay fillers just threw my poor dumb brain for a loop apparently. been giving it to the dogs in food, i ate some last night

                      ho noes, i poo blood today!

                      it's literally like corn starch or baby powder. no worries, you guise. and if i lie to myself hard enough, i can convince myself that i'm so sore because the silica is trying to nanobot my bones back together
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

                      Comment




                      • i'm glad you didn't OD to death, robert downey jr

                        so sometimes i need to take hydros so i can get comfortable enough to sleep. i am officially in reality now as far as my conditions go. i don't like it though.

                        i'm in 3 grieving steps at once. anger, depression & whatever else

                        but i guess i can be that person. crippled physically and mentally, and i probably won't get the hot ass i want. at least not without lots of pill popping

                        unless leg press machines might work. at this point i won't even assume.

                        but breakfast/lunch was steak and cabbage and cheesey broccoli and annie's mac and white cheese with bacon crumbled in it because why the hell not. why the hell not.

                        i'm too tired for this
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

                        Comment


                        • Oh, bloodorchid, I'm sorry. Bodies can be such frustrating things, and insult to injury is that we're stuck in them.
                          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

                          Comment


                          • there will come a day when people can remove their heads and place them on other bodies, just like on futurama

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

                            Comment


                            • damn you, wildgorillaman. your incessant updates of round succulent muscly lady buttcheeks has given me renewed hope
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

                              Comment


                              • i've been awake for 24 hours. copious amounts of caffeine helped in this endeavor.

                                there was even coffee.

                                i couldn't fall asleep last night so i went foraging in the far recesses of google play and downloaded some more handy apps. that took a while. then when i thought maybe i could fall asleep, it was too close for mail time, and i had a package due today

                                so that got here, and i yayed when i opened it, for the items i bought were hippieful and smellsome. i am going to be the best smelling after shower vanilla greaseball ever. vanilla and monoi oil

                                so i was awake more after that so i internetted a while, then sat out in the sun reading a while, soaking up some rays and making vitamin d a while, which reminds me i haven't taken my vitamins today a while. and yeah, i'm getting loopy now.

                                but there are audiobooks on youtube! stephen king, even! i can keep myself occupied with king and poe while doing my hamster wheel routine

                                but i think i might need a nap first. and maybe a pill. still sore.
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X