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  • i don't know what the crap, but i would watch this show



    no food yet. don't really want any.
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • so i had moar gloop. i could write a best selling cook book on all the ways it can be made, and then i could retire rich at 40 and sail the world on my personal giant yacht and hold shark battles on the weekends, wherein the winner would be awarded with a giant mass of chum and the loser would be rewarded with finger pointing and laughter

      i think i want to find a big patch of ground and sprawl on it and stare at the sky and be tired and (still) disgruntled

      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • need gore?


        curse you for watching......
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • i don't know if it's a mindset or what but i have no desire for wheat carbs. i am not angry now but am still somewhat disgruntled.

          natural born killers was a disappointment

          and i will never understand the appeal of bollywood

          when i miss a few doses of zoloft i can almost see the stirrings of panic attacks begin. i don't know if the missed doses coincide with consumption of wheat. but age, maturity, vitamins and a better diet have stripped the worst of my other mental issues away where the panic is a pure thing

          when it sings, it's crystalline

          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • I saw the pun coming but when he dropped her.... ROFLMAO!
            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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            • when he dropped her.. perfection
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • faceoff, where everyone says 'this could be it for me'

                model sneezes onstage? i'm getting eliminated
                don't say hi perkily enough to the guest judge? i'm getting eliminated
                used dark gray paint instead of dark dark gray paint? eliminated

                and something else that's bothering me tonight. all the waffley indecision. on the potatoes thread. on 'tell me everything about everything about primal then tell me if i should do it or not' threads

                potatoes for a few days or so will not kill you or make all your muscles shrivel. eating meat and veggies will not kill you unless you fail at life.

                and if you fail at life then your purpose was not to do or be something great, but to be a horrible lesson for the rest of us.

                also, for anybody who missed ritarose's post, and likes old recipe books like i do, awesome olde time cookery

                Diabetic cookery; recipes and menus
                Confederate Receipt Book: A Compilation of over One Hundred Receipts, Adapted to the Times
                Recipe for Victory: Food and Cooking in Wartime | The Human Ecology Collection | University of Wisconsin Digital Collections
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • a few years ago i became thoroughly disgusted with politicians and the entire political process, and spent the intervening time listening to music and being generally chill (not counting life circumstances. which were decidedly unchill.)

                  bay became interested in politics earlier this year and after a bit of time i thought i'd poke my head in the door, so to speak, see what i may have missed

                  apparently what i missed was jaw grinding, snarling rage

                  legitimate rape. magic pregnancy avoiding internal organs. cut funding to free-cheap womens health centers because they do maybe 2% total business in abortions. modern science means pregnancy is never dangerous any more. and today i hear that pregnancy resulting rape was intended by god.

                  fck you. fck you. fck you. fck you.

                  and if that's your god then fck him too. it's not my god, my god isn't that much of an unmitigated asshole.

                  do yourself a favor and plant yourself right in the middle of a group therapy session and listen. REALLY LISTEN. and then ask yourself if something like that can in any way be connected to god.

                  and then, just because i feel generous, go shove an ultrasound probe up your ass.

                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • if i look at this as something completely separate from the original evil dead then i can think 'fck yeah! gore!'

                    First Trailer for Evil Dead Reboot: Behold the New Necronomicon!

                    and rupaul's all stars is on already and no one told meh

                    and today is a grouchy back day

                    and we are still on the wagon
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • vell dahlinks, i caught What's Going Around

                      in others it results in a week or so of feeling like you have bubonic plague on top of the flu, but for me it's runny nose and tiredness and some body aching, 1.5 days of sore throat, fever and coughs

                      mwahaha. being on the wagon gives me such upper hand.

                      but the nose. keeps. running! i keep blowing my nose but it won't stahp! AGH

                      video chatted with bay last night with my red fever face and halo of curly tangles. he said i was pretty again. <3. liar

                      also, because i'm one of Those People, i showed him the pups too.

                      look at my pretty boys!

                      but my runny nose is driving me crazy. THIS ISN'T A NORMAL HUMAN PROCESS. GIVE ME ALL THE BENADRYLS. I DON'T CARE IF THE ANTIHISTAMINES MAKE ME DUMB.

                      Last edited by bloodorchid; 10-27-2012, 04:32 PM.
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • still sick. was stripping meat from chicken thighs and randomly tossing bits to the boys

                        they began catching them with their mouths. this is either the greatest trick ever or i've made a terrible mistake.

                        like furry baby sharks, and i was chumming the water

                        with lemon peppered chicken skin

                        it's cold outside and with my fever i'm extra cold so.. i... had to get some sweat pants out of the back of the closet O.O feels so good and warm...

                        and i'm super tired so i guess after a 5 minute internets catch-up i'm going back to bed to watch more people play with makeup on youtube. i don't know why i can zone out and relax with that.
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • *squee*

                          my favorite part!



                          'urrrrrrr *wonky eye wonky eye wonky eye*'

                          i made this, only with honey and truvia. and, you know, just ate some with a spoon. pretty good.

                          Pumpkin Dip «
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Goddamn, I normally have a strong stomach, but I clicked on your journal and that pic popped up just as I was taking a big bite of my scrambled eggs with avocado and salsa, and the texture/image combination almost make me gag.

                            Thought you'd want to know!
                            “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

                            Owly's Journal

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                            • beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • my ear itches inside.. i'm almost tempted to jam this sharpened pencil here beside me all in and start rubbing the sharp part on the itch part

                                and my nose is still running. and i'm 99% sure the reason i've only peed like twice today is because all my body's water is fueling the nightmare in my sinuses. and i didn't go get benadryl, i'm not that much of a self flogging masochist. i did eat a handful of vit c (okay, like 3000 mg) and i don't feel quite as bad as i did

                                i like vitamin c. if i liked eating food i might eat food that contained that.

                                and in my body's journey to force me to be primal whether i want it or not, my eyes have, sometime in the last year or so, become sensitive to drugstore eyeshadows. the fillers make my eyes water and tear like i'm the silently, stoicly desolate heroine in a gothic romance novel

                                now i ain't gonna lie, i have a hippie streak in me like.. at least 5 feet long. but i was happy buying dupes for higher end cosmetics, dig? i also won't lie and say there isn't a small girl giggling in malicious glee at all the pretty collections on sephora

                                when a single shadow can cost upwards of 18$, it's enough to make you twitch. but if you can get 15 shadows plus blushes and glosses for 48$, it's slightly less painful.

                                this is what happens when the fillers are removed, the company flips you over gleefully for the sexytimes while you're still cringing at the sticker price before wondering when someone started having sex with your wallet

                                or purse, whatever

                                and something else i hate about getting sick is when it makes my teeth ache

                                but i'm pretty tired. and i want food but i'm not hungry. and when i think of the waste of having to get rid of my cheap but perfectly wonderful eye makeups it's slightly depressing

                                money down the toilet
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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