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  • reality is this, if you are a circumcised guy, the part that is like a clitoris on your penis is completely exposed and over time, scar tissue forms over it, and therefore you have less sensation. circumcision fucks up everything.

    if you were in tact, then you'd know why clitoral stimulation is so nice.

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    • and because it is super cool.

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      • Originally posted by zoebird View Post
        reality is this, if you are a circumcised guy, the part that is like a clitoris on your penis is completely exposed and over time, scar tissue forms over it, and therefore you have less sensation. circumcision fucks up everything.

        if you were in tact, then you'd know why clitoral stimulation is so nice.
        Ah. Okay then.
        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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        • found a christopher walken reading honey boo boo episode. Christopher Walken Reads "Honey Boo Boo"! - YouTube

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          • cookie acts healthy and happy. but he doesn't look it. before his first after winter shed his fur was thick and shiny

            now it's coarse. the thin/bare spots were super slow to regrow and even now, it's thick and cottony and only an inch and a half long.

            my poor boy. 'doc, give him every test you got, money is no option... as long as you mail me the bill and accept long term payment plans'

            but his eyes are clear, his nose is wet, his tongue and gums are rosy, he's happy and hyper and playful.

            i guess one test a month.

            you know how you know when it's love? you spend a shitload on the good dog food and vitamins and raw animal parts and organic butter.. for them. and you don't get new clothes very often.

            i'm mainly more of a new shirts and bras and stuff kinda girl anyway. i don't do shoes or pants. well, i do, but slip ons and jeans.

            i'm not a martyr for the cause or anything tho, i get makeup sometimes. i guess it's easier and cheaper to put a new face on every day rather than a new outfit.

            i couldn't sleep at all last night or this morning. my back was doing that burning thing again and my legs were getting tight again and for some stupid reason i thought i could wait it out and eventually sleep. i guess my brain was half comatose. i finally got up after 7 and took a pain pill and sure enough, as soon as that started kicking in i could pass out

            and bear's giving me his big chubby cheeked smile, he must want something

            i walked, or meandered, a lot tonight. i haven't PTeed in a few days tho. i'm almost too tired to care, wherein the slippery slope to slugville resides

            warm bone broth feels good in my mouth and stomach
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • i'm sore today. i'm also grumpy at my sister. i also burned my finger on a metal pot handle. i also couldn't sleep again. i'm just in a bad mood. but i have chicken legs made, and green beans cooking, so i'm set til whenever

              BAY WHY ARE YOU NOT TEXTING ME D:< i texted you my sore finger sob story but it's been so many years it doesn't hurt anymore, cause your coldness and heartlessness and cruelnessess froze my painy nerve endings off

              i'm tired. and i have walking dead ready to watch. and i wanna go to bed.

              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                cookie acts healthy and happy. but he doesn't look it. before his first after winter shed his fur was thick and shiny

                now it's coarse. the thin/bare spots were super slow to regrow and even now, it's thick and cottony and only an inch and a half long.
                Try this on his food.
                On his raw food
                "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
                "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
                "Moderation sucks." Suse
                "Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
                "Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield


                Winencandy

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                • '*gasp* grizzly oil? they make th.. ohhh salmon oil'

                  yeah i'm tired

                  i was thinking about diatomaceous earth after reading good things about it towards animals and people. i'm just gonna treat him like rich people way back in the day and let him slump back while i hand feed him and fan him and tell him he's the richest rich person in the world
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • they have the salmon oil on amazon. i love keeping things grouped together as much as possible

                    and getting free shipping
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • i think death becomes her should be required watching for everyone

                      especially if you don't like it. or maybe i'm just having meryl streep fangirl squees 'she's SUCH a good ACTRESS!!'. and why the hell are the fat suits way back then so freakin much better than they are now? wtf.

                      and chucky, his original animatronic self rocks compared to now. yeah i find lots of stuff to watch on youtube in bed. like chucky docs.

                      yeah i'm still tired and rambly.

                      you're welcome.

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • i've begun spending my insomniatic time productively. i watch a crapload of youtube. in the interest of getting more veggies in my diet i've been watching raw food channels. and discarding almost as many as i watch. because some of those people are obnoxious. okay a lot of them are.

                        and the most annoying ones are the ones with 15 channels with differing names so you think you've finally escaped, but no

                        no

                        i had asparagus in lemon juice and olive oil. i usually don't like raw vegetables. it's a texture thing. i'm picky about my mouthfeels (iceberg lettuce and raw celery are the devil). it was yummeh. everybody eat it. all of it.

                        i guess it helped the asparagus was young and not all woody. the recipe called for them to be vegetable peeled into strips, but whatever YOLO



                        all the time spent watching makeup vids is paying off. i'm... like... learning, yo. what goes with what, where and who

                        so i took a few tiny steps into flashy peacock territory today and it looked nice. not like a clown hooker and not like dark gaping pits where my eyes should be

                        ah feel pretteh

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • normally i detest the word RE-MAKE

                          *hiss*

                          i do, i drink a gallon of haterade

                          but i can't help it, she took the town down and it looks sooooo coo



                          and this trailer is a bad trailer, never make trailers like this

                          Last edited by bloodorchid; 10-16-2012, 10:28 PM.
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • nice job richard, now everyone knows about the crimson landslides



                            i'm sleepy. good. i'm ready to lay down. double plus good. i'll probably get wide awake again when i do..


                            having a great vacation, wish you were here!

                            apparently i'm just in the mood to mind dump, since i keep coming back here. the only problem with that is that i have nothing of substance to dump. body is oh so tired, brain is bouncing around my skull
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • day has flown

                              up all night, up all day, still can't type for shiz like i'm drunk or something

                              still being dietarily on track, go me

                              but my nerves are becoming exposed and loud sounds and feels are painful

                              but i lost 6 lbs of water weight (the extra other 2 i thought i lost was dehydration). losing water makes me feel awesome. YEAH! FAT BURNING BEAST!

                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • My first thought was whyyyyy would you remake Carrie when it was just so awesome as it was? But this version has Patricia Clarkson whom I love. So, maybe... Still, it's going to be hard to beat Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie.

                                My brain will probably obsess on this for many moments.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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