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  • oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • this is pages back, but honey booboo's mom is quite a vivacious woman. at least, that's what i see. admittedly, i do not watch any shows or whatever what not. but the snippets that i've seen show me a pretty vivacious woman. perhaps she's only vivacious in snippets.

      i know that was pages ago now.

      I am so angry and upset. I can't tell you. I just want to fire everyone. FIRED FIRED FIRED AND FIRED. ok, not everyone. just those four people. still.

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      • she's actually really intelligent/insightful

        her boyfriend and kids are dumber than a sack of rocks tho

        and for your next business meeting, gather everyone up and yell that to them
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • now I'll have to watch. at least her family has someone to look after them.

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            oh i have boobs, i've just been asexual for most of my life
            What does sexual preference have to do with femininity?
            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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            • long story short, i want to look hot for my guy

              and the general population

              sexual preference wasn't really factored in, but once depression faded out i was attracted to men and women too. so. you know. that doesn't help me decide who i really ammmmmmmmmmm insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

              WHOOOOOOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEEEEEEEEEE, STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT MEEEEEEEEE

              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • So you mean your lack of sexual attraction (and the depression that came along with it) resulted in a lack of any perceivable gender traits other than the biological ones?
                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                • been that way since teens, i started having to learn how to be a girl by watching people do it on youtube
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • If one learns by watching then I must be a master of female orgasms.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • after you watch you must apply the knowledge learned to become a true master, young padawan

                      ...so uh... grow a vagine and orgasm away!
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Not possible with science at it's current level. I could have a sex change and have a vagina like orifice but there would be no way to know if the nerves function in the same way as they would in a real one.
                        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                        • the clitoris is functionally similar to the head of a penis, feelingswise

                          you can pretend!
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • i asked muh bay what guys thought of makeups and he went the chivalrous route and said 'do what you want'

                            so i'm doing this!



                            and i laughed like this



                            ah haaa AH haaaaa
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Huh. Why do women like clitoral stimulation so much then?
                              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                              • because it's super cool
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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