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  • i'm so sleepy. i'm soooooo sleepy. iiiiiii'm so sleepy. i'm so sleeeeeeeeeepy.

    i don't even want to watch hell on wheels, i'm that tired. and i love me some hell on wheels. love. loooooooo-ove it.

    but the consistent vituhmins are showing good things, consistent zoloft is good. consistent 80/20, 90/10 is being good to me. my banged up knee feels better and my lower back isn't crunchy today and my upper back is less sore. however, that could be weather related. but still.

    but the wonky sleep that makes my head gods stir is getting me kind of twitchy about going to buy something. i don't need it, i'll rarely use it, but brain says 'come on. let's go. go! now, go! GET UP AND GO! and while you're at it let's get some chinese'
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    • who put my pictures up on the internets? frownyface.jpg



      so i may or may not have taken a nap. and my guy may or may not have kept hitting redial until i answered. and i may or may not have growled at him and threatened his personal safety

      but i'm up and i feel content so maybe the mind game gods went back to sleep and i will have 10000 more years of peace

      and tomorrow the boys will get more flea pills... and BATHS! mwahahahahaaa. they were fairly warned. i can't help they don't understand english.

      and after an ice cream comfort food round last night, i woke up early feeling soreish. real live foods tonight = less soreish, which = goodness
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • i'm full of meat. stuffed full, as it were. probably, but not really, in the pornographic sense

        cause, you know, my stepson's college age hot friend didn't come by to visit and found me frustrated and angry at my husband and looking for revenge



        the above is just a mini lesson on boobs for men

        annnnnd THIS ONE CAUSE IT MADE ME HAPPY. so many sexy vampires/kitties/pirates/zombies...

        yes... sexy zombies.

        yay for uniqueness

        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • I <3 Jenna Marbles forever and ever and ever.

          Also, the sports bra is the awesomest thing ever until I bend over to do rows and then realize that in that pose, the boobs are still smushed but the cleavage is decidedly still there and I'm bent over in front of a mirror in front of 8 gazillion curl-pumping gym monkeys who now all have a fine view of my boobage, which from that angle sort of looks like breasts in an 18th-century-style costume drama (you know, where the actresses' breasts are all flat from the side but all squished up in the front thanks to the magic of corsetry). Then I am very glad that I have my very large sweetie as a workout partner.

          Being the only girl in the free weight area can definitely suck some days.
          “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

          Owly's Journal

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          • boobs?



            i mean, obviously my favorite part is when she slammed him into the table. and i have zero trouble believing she didn't need help doing it.

            she did p90x. and she has the thighs of a killer.

            apparently i'm still antisocial. poor bay kept trying to make me talk and i just.. had.. nothing.. to.. say. so we just chilled on the phone with minimal talking.

            i'm in a weird introspective place. i actually googled how to get motivated, and nothing clicked. inspiration did not strike. i'm in stasis mode, and i have been. it's like scar tissue, only the wound was emotional trauma. i can feel happiness and sadness and anger, but they're surface. deeper down is nothing.
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              boobs?



              i mean, obviously my favorite part is when she slammed him into the table. and i have zero trouble believing she didn't need help doing it.

              she did p90x. and she has the thighs of a killer.

              apparently i'm still antisocial. poor bay kept trying to make me talk and i just.. had.. nothing.. to.. say. so we just chilled on the phone with minimal talking.

              i'm in a weird introspective place. i actually googled how to get motivated, and nothing clicked. inspiration did not strike. i'm in stasis mode, and i have been. it's like scar tissue, only the wound was emotional trauma. i can feel happiness and sadness and anger, but they're surface. deeper down is nothing.
              I had trouble believing it at first. Then I saw an adam's apple. And that nothingness is there to stay. Everybody has it, you're just cursed with the intelligence to notice it. So yeah, stop thinking. Then you won't notice it and you'll be okay.
              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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              • she doesn't have an adams apple, she's just too much awesome for you to handle

                and i did not notice his massive ab separation til just now...

                you're right, i do better when i don't think. and liking the things you like just means you have the immortally kawaiiiiiiii soul of a geek
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • I could've sworn I saw one. And was that last line about what I put on my journal? Also not thinking plus cheery music feels like floating on clouds. If I may make a recommendation, try peter street by the fables. Not the remix. The remix sucked.
                  In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                  • That ab separation is SCARY. I have yet to watch any Jenna Marbles videos (or the P!ink one you posted, which I've seen shared around a bit). Maybe that's a goal for today.

                    When I'm depressed, I definitely have that surface-but-nothing-deeper feeling. 5-HTP is my ultimate cure, according to results this week, when I went from on the brink to totally functional. Scary. Take care of yourself!
                    Depression Lies

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                    • His abs look like the 50 shades of Grey cake that was in GP's journal.
                      And even I love Jenna Marbles.
                      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                      • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                        I could've sworn I saw one. And was that last line about what I put on my journal? Also not thinking plus cheery music feels like floating on clouds. If I may make a recommendation, try peter street by the fables. Not the remix. The remix sucked.
                        yeah, you cute little manga loving weeaboo

                        Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                        That ab separation is SCARY. I have yet to watch any Jenna Marbles videos (or the P!ink one you posted, which I've seen shared around a bit). Maybe that's a goal for today.

                        When I'm depressed, I definitely have that surface-but-nothing-deeper feeling. 5-HTP is my ultimate cure, according to results this week, when I went from on the brink to totally functional. Scary. Take care of yourself!
                        i'm amping up the try to take care efforts today

                        Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
                        His abs look like the 50 shades of Grey cake that was in GP's journal.
                        And even I love Jenna Marbles.
                        and you sir, have good taste
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          yeah, you cute little manga loving weeaboo
                          I do not act japanese. And I love being Irish. I'm not even slightly weeabooish.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • i watched The Kid <3 IT MADE ME CRY WHEN THAT SWEET LITTLE BOY GOT YELLED AT BY HIS MOVIE DAD

                              argh

                              but here. this episode was hilarious.



                              in my quest to become a girl, i became something of a... girl. i distracted myself with new makeup releases, but now the little crying movie boy is making me teary again.

                              gah. dumb.

                              i don't do good with Long Term Planning. much like when i am presented with too many choices/words/things to do my brain farts, scrambles and shuts down. so now that i feel goodish again, i've decided. short term food. day by day food. don't think long term, be good to me a day at a time

                              sigh.. sadly it's only applying to food right now. the thought of life planning is apparently still too much

                              /brain shut down
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • If it makes you feel better I never would've guessed that you were a guy on a mission to have a sex change. I thought you were a girl from the start.
                                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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