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  • sting rays are really curious, sweet animals. they are lovies, so long as you don't scare them, becuase then their hit you with their stinger, and you die. or just get really badly hurt.

    i wish our milk share did glass jugs. I suppose that if I supplied it, they would do that for us. still. they should anyway.

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    • stingrays also make great pictures

      wellllllp.. couldn't sleep. so i talked to bay til he passed out then i youtubed then i fiddled around then i read then i got hungry then i got up then i hobbled around sore. made me gruuuuuuuumpy

      i resentfully ate a giant salad. but as a manner of rebellion, i put in extra fruit





      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by zoebird View Post
        sting rays are really curious, sweet animals. they are lovies, so long as you don't scare them, becuase then their hit you with their stinger, and you die. or just get really badly hurt.

        i wish our milk share did glass jugs. I suppose that if I supplied it, they would do that for us. still. they should anyway.
        Even if you get hit by a stingray most folks live... it's not that terrible a thing. A trip to the hospital...

        The reason a certain famous Australian died was slightly different... He was swimming close, directly over a very large stingray, so that when it his him it stuck him right in the chest. In the heart...
        He effectively died of trauma, not the venom at all.

        "Contact with the stinger causes local trauma (from the cut itself), pain, swelling, muscle cramps from the venom, and later may result in infection from bacteria. The injury is very painful, but seldom life-threatening unless the stinger pierces a vital area" (i.e. get thee to a hospital if you incur a deep wound.)


        I've caught small rays while fishing accident here in FL(unintentionally of course), and been whipped by the tail in the process of de-hooking. Not fun, it burns! But I don't blame them.

        But they are really cool... and curious. And anywhere there is regular food they will come and beg... like big grey sea rats.
        And they don't mind a little petting either. Just stay away from the sharp end.

        ** In the picture above everyone DOES see the mans head just above the ray where he is "helping" it onto the ladies back, right... the two older ladies to the Right are looking at him.
        That man is a TROLL. LOL


        !!! OMG... Am I seeing that correctly... did Mitt Romeny take a real live f*king DONKEY with him to speak to the Latino voting community?!
        My head just exploded.
        BAD spray Tan and a DONKEY.
        Last edited by cori93437; 09-29-2012, 10:34 AM.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • unless you saw a jackass somewheres all i found was political blogs

          and i prefer to believe that mr stingray was like 'we're taking pics?! SUP LADIES!' and the older ladies were smiling at the younger ladies crapping their pants

          through some strange voodoo i once again could not sleep so i was up all night all the way past 1pm. i could finally take a nap, the dogs went crazy several hours later, before my alarm went off which is the worst time to wake up, because a travelling meat salesman was banging at the door. i stumble to it, bed head and no bra, and dude says 'oh noesss i didn't mean to wake you'

          WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PRETENDED THIS WOULD GO LIKE AN 80S PORN AND I'D BE HAPPY TO HANDLE YOUR MEAT

          he leaves after i assure him more than once that i am not interested in his meat, i stumble back to lay back down and every time i doze off, the dogs, specifically waka, on high alert, bark at the great nothingness. i know this because their INTRUDER ALERT bark and their I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M BARKING AT bark differ

          it's especially eyeroll inducing when they're looking around trying to find something to aim their barks at

          so once again, i tell them to hush it, i doze off, then the alarm goes off. i growl, reset it, and here we go for round 2

          so as i can now see, trying to ride out soreness makes me angrier than a motherfugh and i should really go slam back a pill like a shot of tequila
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • yeah, i remember that his death was a freak accident. LOL i also remember getting a good "whip" to the arm by a small one and it hurting like the dickens. I didn't need stitches or anything, though.

            I had teacup rays that I took care of at this one pet store whre I worked. I loved those little guys. They were gorgeous. So sweet. If I could manage to keep an aquarium, I would have rays.

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            • "Breaking Bad" Actions Figures, Now With More Underwear!

              SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

              all i need is this guy to sell these and jesse and mike and skylar yelling SHUT UP MARIE

              ouch. sigh.

              so expensive and i can't find breaking bad anything.

              http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?ref=HZ_home
              Last edited by bloodorchid; 09-29-2012, 08:30 PM.
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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                • oon sss oon sss oon sss *mini rave*
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • the worst thing i ate at gramma's for gramma food day was breaded chicken patties. you know them, you know exactly what those are

                    if you went to public school, you know them

                    ...and the filling from 2 fried peach pies...

                    SHUT UP

                    last night i got to see my baby's face in video chat. i said something that made him smile and i got to see him smile <3 all he could see of me were pixels tho. he seemed kinda disappointed, and that made me feel bad that he looked like he felt bad so i stayed super still so i wouldn't be pixelly

                    i tried to hide my moon cheeks anyway tho

                    guh. so round.
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • steak is a chicken patty and peach filling remedy

                      and this is so true

                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • it rains, and as such, back is extra bitchy. experiment #2...

                        tens unit

                        yeahh that didn't really help much. it just aggravated me extra. and the last 2+ days until i ate a pill, i was pu-hhhhhiiisssssssssed. hating every thing and every body, tonight i actually sighed out loud and gave dirty looks when the public inconvenienced me. i'm usually pretty good at containment, and what i unleashed was but a fraction of what i felt

                        so when i got home i yanked off the electrodes and ate a pill. fugh. fugh all the things.

                        but i got some new smell good stuffs, and bodywash. that's always nice. and the boys got some duck wrapped, liver filled treats so they were happy. happier. they usually stay pretty upbeat.

                        so fughk experimenting. we'll eat the damn pills, gladly. who needs to feel strong and accomplished in this circumstance? i have pills and smell goods.
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          oon sss oon sss oon sss *mini rave*
                          Oh yeah... those guys can stop by my house.

                          Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          steak is a chicken patty and peach filling remedy

                          Steak is a remedy for just about anything. *nods*

                          and this is so true

                          Locked IN?
                          Did you SEE his library???
                          He would have to call the police to get me out.
                          That house was big enough for two people to share and completely avoid one another anyway.
                          No, problem!
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • i read one of the beauty and the beast books written by robin mckinley, and she stayed with him and he stayed beasty and i liked that, but i wondered how they would make out

                            because *I* like making out. so how could they not think about that? unless he compensates the fangs by nuzzling and kissing random body parts, especially ze neck, which is oh so nice. i think if i had to choose only one, makeouts or neck nuzzles, i might pick the nuzzley smooches



                            god that's funny to me. "WHAAAAAAAAGH?! ....... WHUUUUUUUUUUGH?!"

                            i took a relaxer last night. my sister brought her kid and her sister-in-law and HER kid over afterward, her printer pieces broke so i got to copy type short reports written by 10 year olds. 'i must not correct grammar, i must not correct grammar, i must... fix.... this one thing at least' i added a comma. i'm so shamed, and weak of will. *hangs head*

                            but after that and a short visitation, relaxer kicked in overdrive and i was dead on my feet. i thought to myself 'i can stay up, i want to talk to my baby'. 5 minutes later, i couldn't even call him to say goodnight, i just texted it, flopped into bed. cookie spent his youth (earlier in the spring) growing mini trampolines in his feet so he managed to jump all the way up on bed. i thought 'oh, cool, cuddling. til i fall asleep. if i can fall asleep. i can't sleep with small animals crowding my space' but he was happy, and it was nice for me, though i could only doze, waking up at every tail wag and sniffly face sniff. so i loved on him then put him down amidst his looks of WTF. and passed the f out.

                            breakfast plate today was half steak, 1/4 mixed fruit and grass cheese & 1/4 sliced cucumber with a sweet tater on the side full of butter and some sour cream. i got full on some grapes and grass cheese, so everything is looking at me like WTF EAT ME WHORE
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • "neck nuzzles" and ear nibbles... and a few little bites even! *nods enthusiastically*


                              Wait... where was I?
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • hahahaha

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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