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  • Thanx! I'll try...




    Woo hoo! Okay, you have to dance in your underwear to this. heh.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • Blooooooooodorchid!!!
      I just nearly peeeeeeed my pants!
      Anson Mount!
      He's from WhiteHouse/Dickson.
      I'm from between Dover and Erin... Erin is next door to Dickson.
      I went to school in Dover, but spent summers in the creeks of Erin/Houston county... and went to Erin and Dickson a bit for school dances, football games and such.

      I'm telling you I'm currently searching my little heart out for a high school year book picture of that man.
      Because deep down inside... I think I may have made out with him at a school function as a teen.
      You know... just kissing and a good bit of heavy petting/grope.
      We are the same age... both born in 73.
      I feel all weird now.
      Would it be dirty of me to watch that show with the still HAWT Anson fella with my husband in the room?
      New fantasy in the list!

      His accent is soSOso homey.
      Last edited by cori93437; 09-21-2012, 12:20 PM. Reason: Duh moment in weirdo excitement.
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
        Thanx! I'll try...




        Woo hoo! Okay, you have to dance in your underwear to this. heh.
        panty dance party at my house!

        Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
        Blooooooooodorchid!!!
        I just nearly peeeeeeed my pants!
        Anson Mount!
        I'm from WhiteHouse/Dickson.
        I'm from between Dover and Erin... Erin is next door to Dickson.
        I went to school in Dover, but spent summers in the creeks of Erin/Houston county... and went to Erin and Dickson a bit for school dances, football games and such.

        I'm telling you I'm currently searching my little heart out for a high school year book picture of that man.
        Because deep down inside... I think I may have made out with him at a school function as a teen.
        You know... just kissing and a good bit of heavy petting/grope.
        We are the same age... both born in 73.
        I feel all weird now.
        Would it be dirty of me to watch that show with the still HAWT Anson fella with my husband in the room?
        New fantasy in the list!

        His accent is soSOso homey.
        woman. you write him right now and tell him ya'll made out once so he can't just glaze over the letter/email until he KNOWS that i love him for saying twice't on tv

        so homey <3
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • i haven't posted enough inane random pictures lately





          the f is this idiotic s? he looks like a 15 year old girl





          cookie was bathed in the finest aussie moist shampoo+conditioner. he's still straggly looking from his After Winter shed. the boys got stuffed on the rest of the hearts and gizzards. i walked uphill and downhill thrice (rampantly running loose bear) and lifted heavy objects and squatted up and down the floor and pushed and pulled and vacuumed and carpet cleaned. so i guess i got my workout in. i'm still due PT and face workouts. yeahhh i decided to try em and see what was what what in the butt

          and i woke up at 3am, so that and all the rest, i'm pretty tired and would like to crawl in bed. but the sheets are washing. YAY!
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • i feel sick. my throat is sore and i'm all snotty and gross.

            i blame my sister, she got sick first. and i don't know how she gave it to me but she did. i told her, my stomach was sore, i told her that if i was up all night puking again i'd punch her in the back of the head when i felt better.

            she didn't seem intimidated.

            i'm also kinda craving my aunt's fried peach pies. i think i just want the peach out of it. maybe i can just dump some peach preserves in a pan then go limp, fall face first in it and breathe out peach bubbles from my nose. i had a muscle relaxer last night. i guess i'm still relaxed. i'm trying out paula deen's son's show, so that's why i want peach pies. so far i'm unimpressed, he's got his momma all over his show

            MAN UP SISSY, YOU GONNA GO CRY TO MOM IF NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHOW? YOU BIG BABY! *steals lunch money*

            he's also apparently removing all the butter

            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • there should be some way to guarantee that if i went to sleep now i wouldn't wake up at 1am



              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • the weirdest things get to you, if it's something a bad ex said to you in the past. in this case a dumb insult that's not even insulting, and over the internet no less, hurt my feelings

                idiocy..

                the black grapes i bought taste like little bites of honey. ohmyGERRRRRD <3. and i ate more gamey cheese with them so no aftertaste, yay

                and then gramma gave me leftovers from today's dinner :| so i ate taquitos :|

                but then i cuddled cookie and watched some tv, so if he forgave me for it i can forgive myself and maybe the gas money would be worth spending if the meat department at the bulk store had twice as much big thick cut steaks for the regular price here. for realzies, the new york strips were an inch and a half thick. all of the meat was enormous. and since my gums and lips are kinda pale, i'm assuming i'm getting anemic and need more red meat with my vitamins

                the normal lip color = rosy pink. this week lip color = paler pink. i looked, saw, said '...hm.'

                and of course i couldn't sleep last night. of course. even after a much desired muscle relaxer. i was hoping that while it blunted things it would also knock me out, but no. no, it just made me sleep all afternoon and evening.

                but i'm still doing my back PT, i'm still doing the face stuff. i'm thinking of shallow kettlebell swings being my "cardio" until my knee is better. then.. less shallow? *shrug* walking around outside etc can be for relaxation and vitamin d and probably quad working. i don't have those.

                and this girl's features are all exagerrated, and she's fcking gorgeous. and i seriously have this much trouble figuring out how to put a face on. my brain, as in all things, makes it more difficult than it is

                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • i am insecure..

                  maybe it's a hanger-on emotion from the hurt feelings, in fact i think it is, and it's awful. i want to have a good cry while making my guy reassure me as to how amazing i am while i disbelieve him to his face

                  so thank you, bad ex. you weren't the only person to be mean to me, but you were the only mean to me person i was naked with. that's why it sticks extra hard.

                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Hugs.

                    I once had a boyfriend who told me my thighs looked like garbage bags filled with cottage cheese. That kind of shit sticks with you.

                    I want to punch all the jerkass ex-boyfriends (and the ones who should be ex-boyfriends) for all the women who've ever had to deal with that crap.
                    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

                    Owly's Journal

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                    • hugs back, looks like you had a sweetheart as well
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Jesus, ladies. You got some sucky boyfriends. Thank goodness they're exes. You're both stunners (I've seen photos) so their loss - stupid, stupid men.
                        I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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                        • Yeah, he was a winner. I spent three years single by choice after that one so that I could get my head straight.

                          But I have a good guy now who is horrified that a guy would ever say that to me and who loves me at whatever size I am. I'm keeping him. It sounds like you have a good one now too.
                          “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

                          Owly's Journal

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                          • I have a certain person... I won't say the things that were done... If I'm ever told I'm "terminal" I'll find him. And it won't go quickly.

                            In that situation I don't see why I wouldn't be willing to do a few favors as well.

                            Hugs all around.
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                              Jesus, ladies. You got some sucky boyfriends. Thank goodness they're exes. You're both stunners (I've seen photos) so their loss - stupid, stupid men.
                              that compliment is a first for me, but i'll take it haha

                              Originally posted by Owly View Post
                              Yeah, he was a winner. I spent three years single by choice after that one so that I could get my head straight.

                              But I have a good guy now who is horrified that a guy would ever say that to me and who loves me at whatever size I am. I'm keeping him. It sounds like you have a good one now too.
                              he's a good good guy definitely

                              Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                              I have a certain person... I won't say the things that were done... If I'm ever told I'm "terminal" I'll find him. And it won't go quickly.

                              In that situation I don't see why I wouldn't be willing to do a few favors as well.

                              Hugs all around.
                              it's a nice, relaxing dream isn't it?
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

                                it's a nice, relaxing dream isn't it?
                                Quite strangely it is...
                                It's seen me through many dark nights.
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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