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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    er mah gerd <3



    but it was all fun and games til mom showed up. then it was a horrific massacre
    IMPOSSIBLE... did you see all those healthy normal men walking around.
    There should only be girls/wimmens.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • to help ease the pain of low male population, some countries have adopted an innovative dating defense mechanism

      they dress like men and speak with deepened voices

      like some female frogs turning into boy frogs
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by onalark View Post
        Bloodorchid, I fucking love you.
        i needed that
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • i'm covered in dog hair.

          so i did some googling on compression fractures and read forum posts, that leads to looking up back braces cause i ain't gonna lie, i'm about ready to live in one. so i keep googling and following links and reading and this dude says that in 8 months of throwing around 1lb weights (cause that's all he could manage) he's now well enough to work part time. 8 months. 1lb weights.

          i'm about ready to laughcry and drink pills down like water.

          1 gentle workout leads to weekSSSSS of extra special pain, the last time i used weights, my fracture spot throbbed while i lay in bed. i workout with a band, after pain is like horsewhipped skin on the inside

          and now my hip flexorses are getting tight, and i know i need to do things more often

          i just don't want to. it hurts.

          maybe i can do like my physical therapists did after the original surgery, feed my face a pill before and after

          life is one giant lesson. (it's also a journey. it's also a highway.) you get an obstacle, you figure out how to get through it. i know what i have to do, the obstacle is the pain. and it's so damn big.
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • it feels good to be back on the wagon

            family type foods... all weekend.

            i'm also saying eff you to the back and doing PT with the red band of doom. because maybe it's just a high from the pills, but i can take it. i just need to whine a while before buckling down

            also.... i bought the boys doggy vitamins and they had an avocado chaser

            because who's the most spoiled little pups? mhm.
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • please nice lady, come paint all my walls

              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Well I've reached the end (so far). A wonderful read!

                I like Supernatural also. One of my favorite shows though I didn't discover it 'til I gave up real tv and became a cheapskate Hulu person.
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • I almost forgot. Was someone looking for Dirk Gently?

                  Try here: Dirk Gently - A Video PlayList on Dailymotion
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    I almost forgot. Was someone looking for Dirk Gently?

                    Try here: Dirk Gently - A Video PlayList on Dailymotion
                    Hehehehe... Thanks for that!
                    It's been a wile since I visited with The Long Dark Tea-Time.
                    I know that Dirk Gently is an AWESOME Douglas Adams 'psychic scottish? detective'... but every time I read that name I envision sort of feminine/romantic gay porn. Something tells me that may have been Douglas Adams intention... he was kind of like that. Of course... that may also be Dirk Digglers fault!

                    Also... they cleaned up Gently a LOT for TV!!!
                    He was a bit of a short pudgy misfit from what I remember...
                    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                    • I wonder if i can get that in NZ. . . hmm.

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                      • ya'll weirdos



                        i..... have kerrygold cheese. i wanted the butter. i paid 40 bucks for a store club card so i could buy the butter. they did not have the butter so i got a big ole block of grassfed cheese. and while i feel 'good' in that i am eating healthy foods, the aftertaste on that shiz is.. like... gamey and weird. dogs love it tho. i'll view it as another vitamin to take with the rest

                        yes i'm sharing a 10$ block of cheese with my dogs, what part of 'they're spoiled' wasn't clear?

                        i've been doing pt on myself. i can't tell if it's making me sore-er or not, but pills dampening down the pains lets me feel the muscles actually are doing work. my baby texted me that he was doing pushups to be buff for me, i replied that i'd done pushups to have nice breasts for him

                        one effect of my vitamin taking is i don't crave any foods. any meal i think up to eat is met with an internal 'ew'. so today i settled on steak and mashed sweet potato. i forced it, i was hungry. i didn't love it though

                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Who's teh weirdos...?
                          I love the "bad lip readings...

                          Also, Lenny Kravitz is in Hunger Games... gawddammitz... now I will probably watch it!
                          Such a yummy, yummy, man!
                          I've been in love with him since... about...

                          I mean I thought he was pretty smash before, but nudity seals the deal.
                          And he's still looking HAWT too... *sigh*


                          I'd list the ways my husband asks for oral sex, but I'm afraid it does not coincide with that chart very well.
                          And may just push the boundaries of acceptable TMI.
                          But it's considerably more fun and less sad that that guide shows. LOL

                          The chart IS however dead on the money about how us wimmens get to ask/demand...
                          However we freaking want to.
                          Last edited by cori93437; 09-21-2012, 11:51 AM.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • you guys, what with your supernaturals and your dirk gentlys

                            when you could have mr cullen bohannon!





                            and the swede.. i love that guy, he's so weird

                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Ok, I have to ask, even if you all think I'm just stupid as a box of hair. (Try to remember that I'm old and maybe I'm not stupid, but senile.)

                              I can post a pic, do the quote thing, etc., but last night when I tried to post a cheerful video from youtube to this thread, I just couldn't do it. ::: hangs head in shame :::

                              Could someone post the code or whatever? Thanx in advance.

                              Costco.com doesn't sell their kerrygold products online. Wah. My second ex back (I like to keep lists) turned me on to the cheese awhile ago. But we used to eat it with a good stout, so maybe that cuts the the gamey aftertaste.
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • on the quick reply box, look at the icons on the right side for a blue film strip

                                for youtube vids (other sites may differ) just put the video page link into the little box that pops up when you click the filmstrip icon

                                the code for it, if you aren't lazy like i am, is [video ] [/ video]
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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