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  • Dearest Gay Panda,

    My condolences on the loss of Grandmother Friend.

    Some thoughts on family, both the intentional kind and the kind we are stuck with though the vagaries of genetics. When I was facing mastectomy surgery and my father suggested to my only sibling, Witchy Sister, that she come help her sister in the post-operative recovery period, her response was and I quote, "Let me check my day planner.....". When told about the upcoming surgery, my friend, Vet Lady, said without even being asked for help, "Just tell me what day and I'll be there". Both Witchy Sister and Vet Lady live an equally long way from me but one offered unconditional help and the other had to check her day planner to see if she could work me in. I feel that Vet Lady is much more my sister than Witchy Sister ever will be.

    My mother passed away about a quarter of a century ago. Shortly after that I met my now fully Primal BFF who I call Grok's Grannie. She is the same age as my first Mom and sort of took up the job of mothering me where the first one left off. I know I will mourn her passing every bit as much as my original Mom's. I feel very fortunate to have had two such wonderful mothers, one biological and one by choice.

    You asked about our most annoying relatives. Well, I'll trade you Witchy Sister's husband, Blow Hard Bubba, for Grandpa Simpson any day. He is 6'4" and well over 300lbs and looks like he is expecting triplets any day now but sees no problem in this. He pats his belly affectionately and remarks, "This is the sign of good livin'. Honey, bring me another beer!" I think one of the reasons Witchy Sister keeps him around is because at 6' even and 250lbs, she looks positively petite next to him.


    If you need something hot for the August page, you can have the monokini shots I put on the before/after thread.

    We are all so proud of you and your continuing progress here.

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    • Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
      When I was facing mastectomy surgery and my father suggested to my only sibling, Witchy Sister, that she come help her sister in the post-operative recovery period, her response was and I quote, "Let me check my day planner.....". When told about the upcoming surgery, my friend, Vet Lady, said without even being asked for help, "Just tell me what day and I'll be there".

      You asked about our most annoying relatives. Well, I'll trade you Witchy Sister's husband, Blow Hard Bubba, for Grandpa Simpson any day. He is 6'4" and well over 300lbs and looks like he is expecting triplets any day now but sees no problem in this. He pats his belly affectionately and remarks, "This is the sign of good livin'. Honey, bring me another beer!"
      Witchy Sister: FAIL. Vet Lady: HOORAY! Blow Hard Bubba: YIKES. I always said that one of my male relatives looks like he's about to deliver quintuplets. His gut is that massive. But at least he isn't patting it with love and care; instead he just walks around farting and blaming the weather forecast for not alerting us of thunder. It wasn't funny the first time, or the tenth, or the ten thousandth. It's just gross. Everyone's had a rogue squeaker slip, but we're not put-putting about like the Little Engine That Could, or demanding that people admire it.

      I will add you to the calendar!!!!!
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      • Primal Calendar 2012: Twelve Months of Sexy

        January: Gay Panda in Lipstick Jammie Pants, sky blue bedsocks, and Aztec sweatshirt. Posed on a half-shell.
        February: Ottercat in a Slanket! You don't get to pick a month, ottercat. Since you will smell like Kat von D, I want you next to me.
        March:
        April:
        May:
        June:
        July:
        August: Paleobird offers her hotness for our enjoyment, complete with monokini!
        September:
        October:
        November:
        December: PixieKitten in yoga pants, turtleneck, and poncho with pipe cleaner reindeer antlers!

        Only 8 months to go! Who else out there is ready to add a dash of FINE to 2012?
        Last edited by Gay Panda; 11-30-2011, 06:08 PM.
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        • I will take July - in my Vibram FiveFingers (whatever the most garish of my ridiculous collection at the time) and dirty work clothes.
          "If man made it, don't eat it." ..Jack LaLanne
          "It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are.
          If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong." ..Richard Feynman

          beachrat's new primal journal

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          • Originally posted by ottercat View Post
            btw, my Slankie is "Hunter Green" and here is the description from the website:

            ""What happened to Francois?", I asked. "Francois, he, eh, crash into zee conifer.", said the French-Canadian. Straight out of the northern woods of Maine; rally cars and black flies."
            Are they huffing that xerox toner or drinking it daily by the gallon? WTF?!??!
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            • Primal Calendar 2012: Twelve Months of Sexy

              January: Gay Panda in Lipstick Jammie Pants, sky blue bedsocks, and Aztec sweatshirt. Posed on a half-shell.
              February: Ottercat in a Slanket! You don't get to pick a month, ottercat. Since you will smell like Kat von D, I want you next to me.
              March:
              April:
              May:
              June:
              July: Mmm-hmm, this summer sizzle is brought to you by beachrat in Vibram FiveFingers and soiled work clothing.
              August: Paleobird offers her hotness for our enjoyment, complete with monokini!
              September:
              October:
              November:
              December: PixieKitten in yoga pants, turtleneck, and poncho with pipe cleaner reindeer antlers!

              Only 7 months to go! Won't YOU show some love to a lonely month of 2012?
              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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              • could i have may, with my oh so sexy bun/headband combo, baggy jeans and socked feet?
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Primal Calendar 2012: Twelve Months of Sexy

                  January: Gay Panda in Lipstick Jammie Pants, sky blue bedsocks, and Aztec sweatshirt. Posed on a half-shell.
                  February: Ottercat in a Slanket! You don't get to pick a month, ottercat. Since you smell like Kat von D, I want you next to me.
                  March:
                  April:
                  May: This season's flower is bloodorchid, working that bun/headband thang over baggy jeans and socked feet. ::: drool :::
                  June:
                  July: Mmm-hmm, this summer sizzle is brought to you by beachrat in Vibram FiveFingers and soiled work clothing.
                  August: Paleobird offers up her hotness for our enjoyment, complete with monokini!
                  September:
                  October:
                  November:
                  December: PixieKitten in yoga pants, turtleneck, and poncho with pipe cleaner reindeer antlers!

                  Only 6 months to go! You, oh yes, YOU over there, show us some sexy for 2012!!!!!
                  JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                    Witchy Sister: FAIL. Vet Lady: HOORAY! Blow Hard Bubba: YIKES. I always said that one of my male relatives looks like he's about to deliver quintuplets. His gut is that massive. But at least he isn't patting it with love and care; instead he just walks around farting and blaming the weather forecast for not alerting us of thunder. It wasn't funny the first time, or the tenth, or the ten thousandth. It's just gross. Everyone's had a rogue squeaker slip, but we're not put-putting about like the Little Engine That Could, or demanding that people admire it.
                    Blow Hard Bubba's reason why he can't do anything physically demanding is that he has "back problems". I think he has a front problem. Pregnant ladies get backaches too from all that extra weight in the front. Bubba likes to give Melodious Beer Belch Concertos in G major to anyone unlucky enough to be in the same room.

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                    • Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
                      Bubba likes to give Melodious Beer Belch Concertos in G major to anyone unlucky enough to be in the same room.
                      I don't know how, but we need to bring Bubba and Thunderpants together! People would flock from miles around to hear their internal orchestras brought together.
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                      • I want June, it's my birth month, but I don't know what I'd wear. I'll definitely have blue hair by then though and could probably work out something goofy with my kettle bells. And crushing Lexapro pills with my bare fists! Yeah, let's go industrial warrior woman
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                        • Primal Calendar 2012: Twelve Months of Sexy

                          January: Gay Panda in Lipstick Jammie Pants, sky blue bedsocks, and Aztec sweatshirt. Posed on a half-shell.
                          February: Ottercat in a Slanket! You don't get to pick a month, ottercat. Since you smell like Kat von D, I want you next to me.
                          March:
                          April:
                          May: This season's flower is bloodorchid, working that bun/headband thang over baggy jeans and socked feet. ::: drool :::
                          June: namelesswonder is supplying the bow-chica-bow-bow with blue hair, strategically-placed kettle bells, and crushed pills!
                          July: Mmm-hmm, this summer sizzle is brought to you by beachrat in Vibram FiveFingers and soiled work clothing.
                          August: Paleobird offers up her hotness for our enjoyment, complete with monokini!
                          September:
                          October:
                          November:
                          December: PixieKitten in yoga pants, turtleneck, and poncho with pipe cleaner reindeer antlers!

                          Only 5 months to go! Darlings, don't miss your chance to be part of this sexy ride through 2012!!!!!
                          Last edited by Gay Panda; 11-30-2011, 08:19 PM.
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                          • *feels all kinds of sexy now*
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Oh, troll. Is your Bermuda Triangling of my journal really a subtle hint that you would like to be part of the 2012 Primal SEXY calendar? Dressed in wolf skin? Well, that sounds sexy! If I have a month left over, ah7aeGe1ei, you shall receive it.
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                              • Oh, oh! Sign me up! I want a cold month. I will be sporting my baggy flannel blue snowflake pants UNDER cropped at calf length black fleece pants replete with fuzzy red mule slippers and wooly socks. Up top, you can count on at least 2 layers, one of which is a 1999-2000 student council t-shirt and the other of which is a high school era hooded sweatshirt of sorts. Or the XXXXL orange/reflective construction worker hoody that was given to me last year. My glorious noggin will be bedecked in a truly awesome knitted headband (which I do actually love) and greasy, several day old hair, sticking out the top.
                                My Primal Journal

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