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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    'helloooo.... police? my neighbors are being penises, go fix it'
    Police came.
    Music dialed down.
    Police left.
    Music dialed up.
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    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
      All right, who out there is hogging the Cleaning Fairy? I really need her back to do the laundry and dishes for me.
      Ugh, not me. That bitch has been MIA around here for fucking WEEKS.
      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

      Oscar Wilde

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      • Originally posted by Bugs View Post
        I don't get it either. I have two of my own primal coach kitties (we can haz bacon?) and wouldn't dream of taking them with me anywhere but the vet, let alone a wine-tasting. They are MUCH happier at home.
        It wasn't even a matter of being "happier at home" for my last cat - every time she was put in a car (only to go to the vet) she would YOWL AND YOWL AND YOWL AND YOWL, and really, there's only so far you can drive with the sound of some critter apparently being murdered most horridly in the back seat.
        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

        Oscar Wilde

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        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
          Police came.
          Music dialed down.
          Police left.
          Music dialed up.
          Time to fight dirty. Get outdoor lights and aim at their windows

          blast country music

          FLAMING BAGS OF POO
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Now it is dark and a kid is yelling into a microphone on top of everything.

            I HATE THESE PEOPLE.
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            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
              Now it is dark and a kid is yelling into a microphone on top of everything.

              I HATE THESE PEOPLE.
              Go out into the road and get the crazy neighbors flung poo... relieve some stress by flinging it again at these other crazy neighbors.
              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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              • It is National Cookies Are Primal Day.

                Tell everyone.

                * grumpy mood FIXED *
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                • Cori- glad you kept the new one. What a handsome matched pair

                  Panda- I got nuthin to help with the neighbors, but you've got my sympathy. This is why I'm going to live out in the middle of nowhere one of these days . . .
                  http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                  Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                  And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                    It is Global Cookies Are Primal Day.

                    Tell everyone.
                    Fixed that for ya.
                    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                    Oscar Wilde

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                    • The feminist version of Blurred Lines!!!

                      Students' parody performance 'blurs lines' - Story - Entertainment - 3 News
                      Last edited by Gay Panda; 09-03-2013, 07:57 AM.
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                      • I just wanted to let you guys know that I ran into Grizz for the first time.

                        On the PCOS thread.

                        (Slinks off sorry for off topic)

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                        • Is that a good thing, or bad thing?

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                          • Originally posted by RittenRemedy View Post
                            I just wanted to let you guys know that I ran into Grizz for the first time.

                            On the PCOS thread.

                            (Slinks off sorry for off topic)
                            Oh, no, don't slink off. I promptly searched PCOS to read it. He's up to the same old tricks. That man really knows how to push Panda's buttons, and not in the good way.

                            Are you out there, Bloodorchid? She tangled with him a few times, applying her Fist of Logic to his Pom-Poms of Dreams. It was awesome to witness.
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                            • Originally posted by Bugs View Post
                              Is that a good thing, or bad thing?
                              It's one of those disturbing train wreck things.
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                              • Don't want to watch, can't look away? I'm off to read the pcos thread.

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