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  • Well said cori! Definitely double standards everywhere in our culture. I read last night & I don't know if its true or not so take it with a grain of salt...RT was pissed off by some of the performance...as she did some stuff that was not part of the rehearsals. I did not know what his song was about so thank you for that, don't listen to that kind of music (I'm too old). Don't know why he should get his striped panties in a wad tho...since some of that was rehearsed he should not have been surprised...the whole content of the performance was sexual.

    And that's all the publicity that I personally will give that ridiculous excuse for entertainment. And they wonder why our kids these days are the way they are. But that's a long post for another place & time.

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    • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
      Oh Sweet Valhalla. I was standing at the dairy case in the supermarket today, and found myself aimlessly staring at the cartons and muttering "Twerkin' by the millllllllllk, twerkin' by the milllllllllllllk....".

      I blame you, Gay Pandashian! ::shakes fist::
      Thank goodness it's not just me. 'Twerkin at Walmart' is now my go-to mutter... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO WALMART.
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      • Gay Panda is a twerkin' fool who took up the author Joe Konrath on his blog challenge to write and publish a short story in only 8 hours.

        Z.O.M.G.

        NEVER AGAIN.

        I don't know what I was thinking. I don't even normally write short stories, and for good reason. They are NOT my strength*. It was just such a challenge and I wanted a break from runes/zombies/angels/witches/crime. So I did it. I wrote a 7,500 word short story and published it under another name since it's erotica. All in less than 8 hours.

        My brain is FRIED.

        If anyone else wants to try that challenge, just Google his name and read the first post. It isn't like you have plans to sleep tonight anyway. All entries have to be in by midnight tomorrow.

        * I'm no good at twerkin' either.
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        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          However... since you've only noted the crassness here. I love you all (because I TOTALLY agree) and I just needed to vent against the idiots on the rest of our planet.
          Mr. Internet ate my first reply, so I'm twerkin' hard in the hopes he won't eat this one.

          I totally understand what you said in your longer post!!! I don't know what normally passes for 'acts' in the VMAs because I've never watched them. I read about the kiss between Madonna and Britney long ago and was annoyed. (Look! Look how risque we're being! Pretending to be gay! But it's okay because we're pretty girls and everyone knows we prefer men anyway! SMACK!!!)

          I thought Miley's VMA performance was gross. Justin Bieber was also gross for his 2012 AMA performance in which he scratched his nuts, stroked himself, and held onto his crotch while he danced. They both rated about the same on Panda's YUCK-O-METER, but Justin didn't get nearly the media coverage that Miley did. Perhaps because he's not a former Disney star and he's a guy.
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          • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
            Oh Sweet Valhalla. I was standing at the dairy case in the supermarket today, and found myself aimlessly staring at the cartons and muttering "Twerkin' by the millllllllllk, twerkin' by the milllllllllllllk....".

            I blame you, Gay Pandashian! ::shakes fist::
            LOLOLOLOLOL. Lady Friend and I were driving somewhere a week ago and I started singing, "Twerkin' at the stoplight. Twerkin' at the stoplight."

            I am lucky that she did not push me out of the car.
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            • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
              Thank goodness it's not just me. 'Twerkin at Walmart' is now my go-to mutter... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO WALMART.
              I think you won the Internet for today.
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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                LOLOLOLOLOL. Lady Friend and I were driving somewhere a week ago and I started singing, "Twerkin' at the stoplight. Twerkin' at the stoplight."

                I am lucky that she did not push me out of the car.
                But... did you bounce up and down in your seat just a little bit in rhythm to the tune as you sang it?
                Oh yeah... Twerkin at the stop-light... twerkin at the stop-light!



                And Twerkin IS hard... so much muscle control in the booty necessary.
                No wonder Miley, who admittedly appears to lack the best muscle tome in the thighs and glutes, failed to get it right on such short notice. That stuff is gotta take a good deal of practice for that sort of control... especially for that... Twerkin to the left... Twerkin to the right business.
                This is all comes from significant black cultural dance moves... no joke. Just modernized and all.
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                • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                  LOLOLOLOLOL. Lady Friend and I were driving somewhere a week ago and I started singing, "Twerkin' at the stoplight. Twerkin' at the stoplight."

                  I am lucky that she did not push me out of the car.
                  Yes, you are.
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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    This is all comes from significant black cultural dance moves... no joke. Just modernized and all.
                    Right on with the posts, Cori! So to add to this - fetishization and objectification of black women's bodies - so much to unpack in that performance don't know where to start.
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                    • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                      Yes, you are.
                      You're just jealous of my mad twerkin' skillz. Don't be like that, Lady Friend.
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                      • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                        Right on with the posts, Cori! So to add to this - fetishization and objectification of black women's bodies - so much to unpack in that performance don't know where to start.
                        I was going to go there in my rant too... but it would have gone on forever.
                        Miley sexually exploiting her black dancers as mere props who have no say in what is done to their bodies... as if they were still slave women. And then appropriating their cultural traditions as her own, regardless of how badly she failed at it.
                        So many more problems there.

                        Honestly, I could easily write an entire critically cited PAPER on what was wrong with that whole fiasco that people did not respond to at all. And all over America people are all "Like, O-m-Geee, look at that SLUT!"
                        Geez... she's a 20 year old girl. She is allowed to be a sexual person ffs. Also, a lot of the people I have known long term saying these things, well maybe they don't remember their own high school years so well if you know what I mean. I'm not judging them for anything at all, just saying they weren't exactly sweet little angels all the time.
                        They need to relax, and look at everything else going on in that whole picture... and also, words have meaning. Slut does not have any connection with stage performance. Duh.

                        There I go ranting again.
                        The dim witted public frustrates me. =/
                        Last edited by cori93437; 08-30-2013, 10:58 AM.
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                        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          You're just jealous of my mad twerkin' skillz. Don't be like that, Lady Friend.
                          We need a "twerkin' with the chickens" video I think.
                          It would be an instant classic.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            we need a "twerkin' with the chickens" video i think.
                            It would be an instant classic.
                            omg!! This!!
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                            • With the amount of noise they made yesterday, I could have made a "Beating the Chickens To Death With The Broom Of Doom - And While Twerkin' It!!!" video.

                              SHUT UP.
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                              • Cause of Noise:

                                There are two nest boxes in the coop, but all three of them insist on using the same one. Imperio is a contemplative layer, which means she farts out an egg on a daily basis and then sits in the box to navel gaze about the experience. This makes Avada and Expecto circle the falling apart faces on their feelings charts, because they also have to fart out eggs and Imperio is sitting in the one place in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE where they can do it!

                                So it was chaos. Expecto and Avada were running around the yard yelling at the top of their lungs while Imperio contemplated the meaning of existence. The other two went up the ramp to the coop to check on the status of the nest box repeatedly, only to discover that she was STILL there, and then all three of them would be yelling at each other.

                                By afternoon, I had had it. I couldn't edit the epilogue in Master any longer with the ruckus, so I stormed out the back door and snatched up The Broom of Doom. I let myself through the gate and scared the two off the ramp and away. Then I opened up the side door and glared at Imperio. She looked back at me placidly, at least until I poked her with the handle of the broom. Snagging the egg underneath her, I closed the door and waited. It only took a minute before she wandered out of the coop.

                                Then it was quiet, since Avada is a firm believer in the Fart-And-Dash method of egg laying. After that, Expecto can sit there as long as she wants. AND I CAN GET SOME WORK DONE.
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