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  • Mr. Potter - LMAO!

    OMG! Not the witches!
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • Another person left a one star review because UPS didn't deliver the book fast enough.

      I did not know J. K. Rowling ran UPS. Shame on your shoddy customer service!!!
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      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
        So today I'm reading the one-star reviews of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and came across the most deliciously insane review EVER:

        "I can't believe that Amazon would sell Mr. Potter's books. All his books are about witchcraft!"

        Ummmm........
        I can only hope that this was a joke. Surely...
        Last edited by Sigi; 07-30-2013, 06:08 PM.
        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

        Oscar Wilde

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        • Dear GP,
          Omg! I was up way too late last night because I downloaded The Sigils:1 last night. I finished it earlier and just bought 2 and 3. A couple of days ago I bought and read Grayscale (I was highly disappointed that it only took an hour to consume!). I downloaded Toys before Sigils but then I read a few pages of Sigils and got sucked in. I wish I could think of the words (that I know but can't seem to access in my head) to describe how thrilling your writing is. Such a pleasure to read! My heart rate sped up during the really exciting bits There are few authors in the world that have your ability to craft stories that flow like this; maybe that's your magical ability. And now to bed! Or maybe just one more chapter of S2...

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          • When I think of all the readers you have - most, MOST deservedly - accrued. I do think: truly, primal changes lives in more (and more powerful) ways than Q alone. And that thought makes me very happy.
            I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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            • Good day!

              Lol, that's a classic, had a look at some others, there's one about it being written on papyrus that made me chuckle!

              Not sure if anyone has seen this before, http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1, I'm fairly sure some of these reviews are spurious, but they're quite amusing....

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              • Originally posted by Adarsya View Post
                Omg! I was up way too late last night because I downloaded The Sigils:1 last night. I finished it earlier and just bought 2 and 3. A couple of days ago I bought and read Grayscale (I was highly disappointed that it only took an hour to consume!). I downloaded Toys before Sigils but then I read a few pages of Sigils and got sucked in. I wish I could think of the words (that I know but can't seem to access in my head) to describe how thrilling your writing is. Such a pleasure to read! My heart rate sped up during the really exciting bits There are few authors in the world that have your ability to craft stories that flow like this; maybe that's your magical ability. And now to bed! Or maybe just one more chapter of S2...
                Yay! I love writing, and I'm so happy you're enjoying Sigils. That was my first foray into horror. After the third one, I needed to take a break from the genre because it gave me such awful nightmares of Kalanthe. I am a wuss.

                One of my beta readers got through the first one and yelled, "I HAVE A CRUSH ON TORVI AND DON'T YOU DARE KILL HIM!" I explained that I had to go where the story naturally led, whether it went to his death or not. She shouted that I was on thin ice after the death of her favorite character in Runeslade, so I was jeopardizing our very long friendship if Torvi died.

                Grayscale was for a contest about life on the moon (which was why it was shorter - there was a word limit). It didn't place because (as someone familiar with the contest explained) it was supposed to be a HAPPY story about life on the moon. And here I had everyone going crazy up there from color hunger. FAIL.

                Now go to bed and get some sleep!
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                • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                  Not sure if anyone has seen this before, http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1, I'm fairly sure some of these reviews are spurious, but they're quite amusing....
                  UGH!!! That is so wonderfully disgusting. I'm going to read them out loud to Lady Friend the next time I see her. She's forgiven me for the Tan Mom video so I am free to offend again. I think she'll appreciate most the man who stated: "After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian . . ."

                  BLEH.
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                  • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                    When I think of all the readers you have - most, MOST deservedly - accrued. I do think: truly, primal changes lives in more (and more powerful) ways than Q alone. And that thought makes me very happy.
                    Thank you! And to think how many months I spent waffling back and forth about starting a journal . . .
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                    • You have a wonderful way with words. I really enjoy keeping up with your foibles.
                      Chris
                      "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It is about learning to dance in the rain."
                      Unknown

                      My journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread36279.html

                      My "Program": doing my version of a 4:3 - 3 day fast diet with real food every day, with a little twist of anti-inflammatory mixed in.

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                      • Originally posted by demuralist View Post
                        You have a wonderful way with words. I really enjoy keeping up with your foibles.
                        And I have so very many foibles . . .
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                        • Father Panda was not a very nice man when Gay Panda was a Young Panda Cub, and nothing has changed in the interim.

                          He is also a writer (although he does non-fiction) and one who showcases his work in Very Tiny Venues. On occasion, I find them online. Today I stumbled across a fresh diatribe, in which he took on the League of Women Voters.

                          And informed them, in essence, to shut up and make him a sammich. Because that is what women are good for.

                          * head/desk *

                          I will be making a donation to the League of Women Voters with my next paycheck.

                          So embarrassed.
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                          • i feel this... strange pull.... towards the kitchen, to make...... me a plate of chicken
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              i feel this... strange pull.... towards the kitchen, to make...... me a plate of chicken
                              Oh, silly goose, you serve the MAN first. Then you get whatever is left of the vittles.
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                              • i am a STRONG AND VIBRANT WOMAN, I DO WHAT I WANT

                                ....don't tell, but when bay was here i cooked for him and served him food
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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