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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    that person is just BEGGING for karma to swing right on around o.o
    She's had 'cancer' so long that no one even believes her any longer, so Valhalla forbid she ever get real cancer. Whenever work is annoying her or something else goes wrong in her life, she gets a new 'cancer'.

    Batshit crazy.
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    • In other WTF news, Gay Panda was reading about a brand spanking new author who finished the very first draft of her masterpiece. Yay! Then, the woman said, before she got nervous and edited it, she pressed PUBLISH.

      Valhalla save us.
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      • Reading your journal is motivating and entertaining to the point where I may be annoying everyone at work with my snarks. I'm also a slow loser. The stars of several distant systems must align for me to lose, but its happened and I know I can do it. It just takes a lot of patience and work and berating Sergeant for buying two dozen tacos.

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        • I just watched a woman scrape out the contents of her belly button and then offer her crusty finger to her dog.

          NOM NOM NOM.

          You're welcome.
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          • what? i don't... what?
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
              I just watched a woman scrape out the contents of her belly button and then offer her crusty finger to her dog.

              NOM NOM NOM.

              You're welcome.
              I could have lived my whole life without that mental visual. Thank you, Gay Panda, for the nightmares to come. LMAO.
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                I could have lived my whole life without that mental visual. Thank you, Gay Panda, for the nightmares to come.
                I knew it was too good to keep to myself.

                BLECH.
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                • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                  I just watched a woman scrape out the contents of her belly button and then offer her crusty finger to her dog.

                  NOM NOM NOM.

                  You're welcome.
                  I suppose theres worse places she could be sticking her finger in......
                  Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

                  http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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                  • I really didn't need to know that.
                    My Journal: Candy in Primal Wonderland
                    My Blog: Candy in Wonderland
                    Goal for 2012: keep weight steady (+/- 74 kg): check
                    Goal for 2013: lose 10 kg and keep new weight (+/- 65 kg)

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                    • What is the constitution of navel lint? Carbohydrates? Protein? What exactly did the dog eat?

                      Let's research, children. Googling what navel lint is made of leads to all sorts of fascinating articles, one of which teaches me that the navel is essentially a sarlacc*. A chemist discovered through self-examination that the navel contains a certain kind of barbed hook hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel. He exhumed over 500 specimens from his own navel and put them to the test.

                      Chemical analysis of navel lint is as follows:
                      1. Cotton from clothing
                      2. Flecks of dead skin
                      3. Fat
                      4. Sweat
                      5. Dust

                      Is it just me, or did this woman offer her dog the perfect primal meal? It has fiber. It has protein. It has fat. It has water content. Perhaps we should all be feeding our animals such navel vitamins.

                      I would continue in this vein, but I have grossed myself out so badly that I'm going to work and take my mind off it for a while.

                      * If you just read this with a face, watch the last Star Wars. The REAL last Star Wars, not those other three with Jar-Jar Binks and Emo Teenage Darth circling the constipated face on his feelings charts.
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                      • When I was a kid and rode the bus to school there was a little boy who was a few years younger, and thus sat several seats in front of me... He would stick his pinky finger into his ear and pull out clumps of ear wax and eat it.

                        Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
                        So gross.

                        My older brother used to ask him if it tasted like candy.
                        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                        • 2. Flecks of dead skin
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • It never occurred to me that Comic-Con would have protestors outside.
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                            • Protesters at comic-con?

                              Now I gotta google... what on earth could they be protesting there!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                                Protesters at comic-con?

                                Now I gotta google... what on earth could they be protesting there!
                                Lady Friend just sent me a picture of them and their signs . . . protesting The Gays, of course. The Gays and The Muslims and The Abortions.

                                I guess we all have our hobbies.
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