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  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Panda: "Lady Friend . . . Lady Friend, I think it's looking at us!"
    Lady Friend: "Don't be ridiculous, Panda, it's a bloody kiddie pool. We just have to walk straight past it."
    Panda: "Won't that provoke it?"
    Lady Friend: (impatient sigh) "No. Here I'll go first and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    Panda: (in horror) "LADY FRIEND! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY???"

    Ducklings, you should know that Gay Panda wrote this, called to tell me about it and then promptly cracked up for a full five minutes. In fact, GP is *still* laughing.
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    • Still laughing.
      Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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      • In fact, laughing so hard, GP can't talk. I think the "I don't want to write this book" hysteria has set in.
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        • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
          In fact, laughing so hard, GP can't talk. I think the "I don't want to write this book" hysteria has set in.
          I have to kill a very nice main character in Zombies tomorrow. Let me laugh about Killer Kiddie Pool.
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          • "Hey Panda," an intrepid friend pipes in. "I think I see a floater!"

            Scary enough now?
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              "Hey Panda," an intrepid friend pipes in. "I think I see a floater!"

              Scary enough now?
              And Cori wins the internet!!!
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              • Ok, this is probably (hopefully) too late to help you procrastinate, but I have to weigh in.

                Kiddie pools are demons in disguise. They sit, they watch, they wait until everyone assumes it's just inert plastic. Sometimes they strike covertly- being slipperier than expected so a head is smashed when you fall, sticking a claw up to slice a little finger causing a panicked dash to the ER that ends in a wreak.

                Sometimes, though, the last thing a mother will ever see is the huge round mouth lined with wave-shaped teeth lunging at her out of the dark when she goes out to turn off the hose . . .

                Apparently I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.
                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                  "Hey Panda," an intrepid friend pipes in. "I think I see a floater!"

                  Scary enough now?
                  Cori wins all of today's Panda points.

                  Cori is then PUNISHED with confiscation of all of today's Panda points for posting that f*cking video of that f*cking song that DOESN'T F*CKING END!!!
                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                  Oscar Wilde

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                  • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                    Sometimes, though, the last thing a mother will ever see is the huge round mouth lined with wave-shaped teeth lunging at her out of the dark when she goes out to turn off the hose . . .
                    Dear Valhalla, we're trying so hard with our combined creativity and I'm still not scared!!!

                    I tried to read the Look Inside of the kiddie pool book, but page one had "she stepped on the breaks" and so it lost me.
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                    • All that talk about psycho killer kiddie pools gave me the most terrible nightmare last night. I was a plucky Young Panda off to college and determined to set the world on fire when I walked into my assigned dorm room. To find out my 'roommate' was no less than the entire Kardashian clan packed in there.

                      FAIL.
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                      • All this rabid kiddie pool madness has made me have to clean off my computer screen.

                        Six times!

                        Thanks to all of you for making my crappy day better!

                        *goes outside to make sure the fuzzy kid's kiddie pool hasn't ingested them*

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                        • #4 in Kindle Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction
                          GO ZOMBIES GO!!!

                          I really should get off MDA and YouTube to write the next one.
                          * visits TMZ *
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                          • Every year I think that I should get a kiddie pool, fill it with water in front of my apartment, then sit in it while drinking Bud Light or some other triple yuck beer, burping and reading cheap mystery novels. I would wear that white gooey zinc cream on the bridge of my nose and sunglasses that got greasy from the zinc.

                            Of course, being at the age where things are no longer perky, that fantasy comes with wearing the most inappropriate bathing suit I can find. Now that would be scary.
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                              Every year I think that I should get a kiddie pool, fill it with water in front of my apartment, then sit in it while drinking Bud Light or some other triple yuck beer, burping and reading cheap mystery novels. I would wear that white gooey zinc cream on the bridge of my nose and sunglasses that got greasy from the zinc.

                              Of course, being at the age where things are no longer perky, that fantasy comes with wearing the most inappropriate bathing suit I can find. Now that would be scary.
                              And yet . . . awesome
                              http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                              Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                              And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                                Every year I think that I should get a kiddie pool, fill it with water in front of my apartment, then sit in it while drinking Bud Light or some other triple yuck beer, burping and reading cheap mystery novels. I would wear that white gooey zinc cream on the bridge of my nose and sunglasses that got greasy from the zinc.

                                Of course, being at the age where things are no longer perky, that fantasy comes with wearing the most inappropriate bathing suit I can find. Now that would be scary.
                                Or no bathing suit at all for even more....
                                Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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