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  • You're just supposed to go to porn theaters and appreciate the cinematography, of course. The witty repartee between the characters. The costumes. The pounding* musical score. The directing. The popcorn. How can you appreciate Suzie's Sluthouse Sleepover Part IV if PeeWee Herman is sitting next to you and . . . well, he's . . . you see, there's a little PeeWee . . . never mind.

    * Yes, that was on purpose. It is half past two in the morning.
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    • I think there was an even more ridiculous case somewhere around where I lived ten years ago. A man was busted IN A PRIVATE BOOTH at a naughty shop for touching himself. He was the only one in there watching a movie.

      Thanks, law enforcement. The world is now safe.
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      • How is it even indecent exposure if they have to break the door down to see you...
        I mean, they could bust open the stall door next time I need to pee in a restaurant FFS!

        It's 'public', I'm 'exposed' ... WTH?

        Business harassment.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
          Thanks, law enforcement. The world is now safe.
          Cool. Now I can go for my walk in the dark. Actually, I've heard that in the Quarter, a lot of property crimes happen in the early hours. Seems that tourists who come here often go out earlier than the locals, and the muggers know this, so they wake up about 6am, steal from the tourists, then go back home and to sleep.

          I've got a party credit card with a $500 limit that I carry when I'm going somewhere iffy or if I'm ordering online. So that's all any thief is going to get.

          Property crime is no biggy to me though, I got held up when I lived in the Haight. I mostly worry about being ass raped by some creep with a disease.
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • Go to sleep, Pandy!

            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

            Oscar Wilde

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            • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              How is it even indecent exposure if they have to break the door down to see you...
              I mean, they could bust open the stall door next time I need to pee in a restaurant FFS!

              It's 'public', I'm 'exposed' ... WTH?

              Business harassment.
              They should go for broke and just bust into the locker rooms at gyms and arrest everyone there. THEY'RE BEING NAKED TOGETHER!!!
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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                They should go for broke and just bust into the locker rooms at gyms and arrest everyone there. THEY'RE BEING NAKED TOGETHER!!!
                GoooodLAWD yes!

                All those naked bodies in the showers together TOUCHING THEMSELVES...
                That's nearly an orgy!
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • Well, we are now winding to three. I shall attempt to sleep. Wish me luck, and dreams of dragons.

                  GOOD NIGHT!!!
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                  • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
                    Go to sleep, Pandy!

                    I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!

                    Oh, that's right, sleeping. You are growing sleepy . . . sleepy . . . sleeZING!!!!

                    Dear Valhalla, panda brain, let me sleep.
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                    • Well, I think that's quite enough sleep, don't you?

                      3:45 - 6:00

                      Nailed it.
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                      • I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                        Oscar Wilde

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                        • I adore that picture!

                          I give up on sleep. I'm going to swallow the pill for my Tan Mom Thyroid and let out the chickens and write about zombies.
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                          • I hope you feel better soon.

                            I'm off to bed now, lest I start to develop Panda-like dodgy sleeping habits. Ack - after midnight again. I promised myself it would be 10.30 every night this week. (hah)
                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                            Oscar Wilde

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                            • It is very strange to think as I am jumping up and down (figuratively) about DOMA and Prop 8, the Panda Clan is shaking their heads at how the world is going to the devil.
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                              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                                It is very strange to think as I am jumping up and down (figuratively) about DOMA and Prop 8, the Panda Clan is shaking their heads at how the world is going to the devil.
                                Jumping with you!
                                And for the little reprieve the ladies are getting in TX...

                                The rest of my clan are with your clan.
                                Dolts.
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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