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  • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
    And he comes when you call, "come here, stupid."
    I had a husband who did the same thing.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • badum tssssssss
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • This thread needs MORE lambs!
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          This thread needs MORE lambs!
          I totally agree! I'll see if I can get Lady Friend to attach a picture of Flopsy! She took a cute one today.
          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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          • It has been one of the most insane lambing seasons ever.

            14 days.
            40 lambs.
            Still not done.

            Of the 40, there are 37 survivors. Three of the 37 are bottle babies:

            1. Flopsy: deprived of either oxygen or a brain lobe in his little lamby head, he never figured out that milk does not come from his mother's ass. He loves anyone on two legs because they feed him, and one of his favorite activities is riding around the pasture in Gay Panda's arms after eating. His mother is completely bewildered at his rejection of her as a food source, and finds some consolation in his much brighter sibling.

            2. Mr. Congeniality: a perfectly normal and intelligent triplet, his mother has a love/hate relationship with him. Love: she calls him over. He runs over happily, kicking and bleating, and then the relationship turns to Hate: she butts him away and refuses to let him nurse. This has been going on since birth. He is very tiny, and wobbles over to humans with a hopeful expression that a bottle might happen.

            3. Wild Thing: another triplet, his family relationships began on a good note. For no reason we can figure out, his mother turned on him. Sadly, he HATES the bottle; he HATES people; he just wants his mother to like him as much as she likes his two siblings. Lady Friend put him in the lambing jug for bottle feeding, where he bleated so sadly that all of the other ewes came running over to see what was wrong. Even ancient Gramma Piss Ninja, who has not had lambs in three years, ambled over to look at him in concern. It is just pathetic.

            Gay Panda has spent the evening covered in amniotic fluid, Lamb Lac Milk Replacer, and bits of hay and grain, and is going to bed.
            JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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            • P.S. AFTER a shower, obviously.
              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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              • Lambing would make me so sad. Especially Wild Thing's situation.
                Primal since March 5, 2012
                SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                • There is a very obvious name for Wild Thing methinks... Matt Dillon

                  And I don't know why you are fussing about amniotic fluid and milk replacer.
                  There have been Queens who bathed in milk, a Countess who bathed in blood(not to mention Kim Kardashian), and I bet a little amniotic fluid is great for the skin too!
                  Last edited by cori93437; 04-11-2013, 01:07 PM.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                    Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                      Brand new lamb
                      Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                        Wool mattress!!
                        Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                          Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                            Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                              Flopsy loves you! (Or is considering eating off your face.)
                              Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                                ... and I bet a little amniotic fluid is great for the skin too!
                                It certainly does wonders for the babies!

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