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  • I developed mine in HS and honed it in college. I CAN cuss you out without using cuss words, but it's so much more liberating to cuss you out AND challenge your puny intellect. I am my father's daughter. Hook me up to a video game and learn cuss words you didn't know existed.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • Originally posted by lpeppersauce View Post
      thanks jenn and sigi! And yes, maleficent is by far the best disney villain.
      exactly!
      Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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      • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
        Hook me up to a video game and learn cuss words you didn't know existed.
        Playing MMOs and driving. This is when my sailor side comes out.

        I recall K looking at me while I was driving one day and saying, 'Suck a d*ck in hell you sh*t-licking son of a goat-raping c*ck weasel? Really, did you really just say that?'

        Eh, it just flows, what can you say?

        I am disgustingly polite in most other settings.

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        • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
          I always get mixed the hell up with movies. Like, Dirty Dancing and Silence of the Lambs, they confuse the crap outta me.

          It places Baby in the basket...

          Nobody puts Baby in the basket!

          Put f******* Baby in the basket!
          Oh, no, you did NOT just do that. Curse you.
          Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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          • Originally posted by jenn26point2 View Post
            I have not seen 16 candles or Weird Science.
            Jenn26point2, you get over here right now! We have some movies to watch!
            Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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            • GP and company: I wanted to share this with you all. Someone I went to college with wrote a review of Les Misérables (the book), to educate herself before seeing the movie.
              A Library of One's Own - Hopefully, the longest review I'll ever write
              Her review is hilarious. I thought some of you might appreciate it.
              Depression Lies

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              • I learned to swear from my parents and I have been teaching my daughter when and how to swear.

                For instance, when you are rushing to get out in the morning and the cat barfs on the carpeted stairs, it is COMPLETELY okay to yell "FUCKING CAT!!!!!" but it is not okay to tell Grandma about it later.

                And on the movie thing - my husband had never seen The Princess Bride when I met him. Appalling, no? I corrected that asap.

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                • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                  GP and company: I wanted to share this with you all. Someone I went to college with wrote a review of Les Misérables (the book), to educate herself before seeing the movie.
                  A Library of One's Own - Hopefully, the longest review I'll ever write
                  Her review is hilarious. I thought some of you might appreciate it.
                  "Enter Fantine. But first, enter Fantine’s pretentious dickface boyfriend Tholomyès and his three stuck-up student buddies..."

                  Sold... thanks for posting!
                  I'm going to enjoy this.
                  Been a while since I read Les Mis, and this is a really fun walk through.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    Oh GOD, I love you...
                    You're wife should be glad so many miles separate us, and make crazy stalker lady behavior a little awkward.


                    The rest of you should just be ashamed...
                    *haven'tseensleepingbeautysixteencandlesweirdscien cegrumblegrumblegrumble*

                    I mean, where were you during the 80's?

                    I forgive everyone who hasn't seen Dirty Dancing... Blerggggg. Bleh. Awfulnessssss.
                    Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                    I was busy being a small child outside during the 80's. (Born in 1985 here.)
                    Born in 79... I was outside playing... additionally, parents had control of the tv. I think I was 10 before we got a VCR. And I lived in the country so there was no cable tv... no opportunities to watch them and now there's really not a desire... I did see The Breakfast Club, though. And Dirty Dancing was a staple in our house once we got the VCR.

                    Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                    Jenn26point2, you get over here right now! We have some movies to watch!
                    I would LOVE to watch movies with you, Lady Friend. But I'm not sure how to get to the Magical Bamboo Forest.
                    Primal since March 5, 2012
                    SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                    • I saw Dirty Dancing at my mom's house on the VCR(almost forgot what that was called). I remember when one of the kissing scenes came up, my sister covered my eyes and I punched her.

                      Never saw Weird Science, I did see Ferris Buehler, Sixteen Candles, St Elmo's Fire, The Breakfast Club, Some Kind of Wonderful and all the other 80's Brat Pack movies I saw either at friends houses or in college. My mom didn't have cable until 2001 and I was already married and owned my own house. I am at least teaching my daughters the finer points of the 80's movies. I do despise 80's music for the most part.
                      Georgette

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                      • "Die, you gravy-sucking pigdog,"(Steve Martin) is still the best curse ever.

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                        • One of my favorite recent ones has been "You monkey sucking son of a t**t waffling goat f***er."
                          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                          • Oh thank you thank you thank you......... I needed some light hearted relief........... I knew that the panda and his co-buddies could supply that ............Hil-hari-hos.............thanx for allowing me to read and laugh !!!!!! you guys talk sooooooooo much shit.....its great !!!!!
                            love to all
                            G x
                            "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                            ...small steps....

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                            • That review of Les Mis is better than the book and movie put together! I laughed my ass off and sent it to my sister, who totally didn't get it, which is the benchmark of anything truly hilarious.
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                              “"Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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                              • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
                                That review of Les Mis is better than the book and movie put together! I laughed my ass off and sent it to my sister, who totally didn't get it, which is the benchmark of anything truly hilarious.
                                She didn't get it?
                                My husband had to come from the other side of the house to see what I kept giggling about!
                                Of course... HE wouldn't get it since he refers to it as "the miserables"
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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