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  • And I'm sorry, bloodorchid, but if it's not Gangnam Style, it's not dancing. I'd attach the video if I knew the magical tech spell.
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    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
      Oh, but I was a very literal panda cub. I thought God kept a gigantic scoreboard with all of our names on it, and tick marks under our names for each sin. He knew all. He saw all. I even found my father's porn stash and reported it dutifully to my mother, so my father could make it right with God and have the tick mark erased.

      (I still couldn't stop myself from hiding behind my house and whisper-swearing as much as I could.)
      That's so cute.

      I borrowed/stole (i believe the correct term is borrow because I traded them out for new ones pretty regularly) mags from my dad's porn stash... then let my brother take the beating when dad found out, and never fessed up that it was actually me so brother wouldn't get in trouble.
      Brother continued to deny his thieving... and getting his butt whipped.
      I continued to reap the benefits of a family that only ever thought hetero-normative thoughts.

      True heathen at heart here, no worries about anyone keeping tabs.
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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      • I was the kid with (figuratively) huge ears. I picked up every cuss word, but knew better than to ever utter any of them with a country mile of my parents' or teachers' ears. It surprised the hell out of my parents when I yelled "SHIT!" when I jumped off the roof.
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        • I called my the B-itch once to her face. She let me have it and I never apologized. I truly believed that she was one.
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          • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
            And I'm sorry, bloodorchid, but if it's not Gangnam Style, it's not dancing. I'd attach the video if I knew the magical tech spell.

            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • I kept most of my swears on the inside, but they were always with me. Always. Now I let them flow freely, as God intended.
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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                I kept most of my swears on the inside, but they were always with me. Always. Now I let them flow freely, as God intended.
                I never did as a kid and I still don't as an adult. I tone it down at work and mutter stuff under my breath with my phone on mute. I don't care if I swear in front of my kids either.
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                • As an adult, I use the word I mean. If I mean "fuck," I use "fuck." That said, in the office, I do tend to silence them (as in, there is a gap and violent head gesture to indicate that you should fill in the blanks.)
                  Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                  • Mother Panda said dammit once when I was eight and I almost cried, thinking she was going to hell now.
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                    • I think that that Psy fellow and Ke$ha should get together and do something... it would be interesting.

                      I cursed as a child. Fluently.
                      I also called my parents by their first names... father and step-mother that is, never by "dad"or something.

                      Not really conventional.

                      I knew not to pull out the swearing in front of other adults though, like at school. That causes trouble.
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        I think that that Psy fellow and Ke$ha should get together and do something...
                        * Gay Panda falls over in a dead faint from the utter awesomeness of that idea *

                        I have no taste whatsoever. After an entire cubhood spent in classical music.
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                        • But... Psy is a troll. That's what he does. He knows it, and he exploits it. I love that about him.

                          Ke$ha doesn't seem so...aware, to me.
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                          • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                            But... Psy is a troll. That's what he does. He knows it, and he exploits it. I love that about him.

                            Ke$ha doesn't seem so...aware, to me.
                            You haven't seen the Goonies. Your point is invalid.
                            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                            • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
                              You haven't seen the Goonies. Your point is invalid.
                              So much truth in one statement.

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                              • To all of you who haven't seen Sleeping Beauty, that's your homework assignment for the next week. If only because Maleficent is the best Disney villain ever and a lot of the animation is beautiful.

                                As for the others, I like Dirty Dancing, but I wasn't a huge Goonies fan (*ducks flying stones*) and I haven't seen Weird Science or Sixteen Candles. They're on my list. And I too was busy being born during the 80s (1986).

                                And I never swore as a child. My parents did (mostly my mother watching sports), but I knew I wasn't supposed to say those words, even if Mommy did. Then I went to college and developed a terrible mouth. Especially while watching sports. I'm my mother's daughter.
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