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  • Just offered pasta.
    Said no.
    Offered pasta again.
    Said no.
    Offered pasta one more time in case my mind had changed in the last millisecond.
    Said no.

    I would award myself a medal, but the secret to such admirable, stalwart no-no-nos is the simple fact that I HATE PASTA.

    * would still accept a medal *
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    • *fanfare of trumpets*

      *flourish of banners*

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      • * bows *

        Now if I had been offered potatoes or a nice white chocolate truffle** . . . my fortitude would not have been nearly as impressive.

        ** And for those of you cringing at the thought of a white chocolate truffle, consider that this panda used to have a beloved cubhood dessert of lemon sherbet covered in hot marshmallow sauce.
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        • I would never cringe at the thought of any kind of truffle!

          Non-fat dairy, now that makes me cringe. Nonfat yogurt with fake sugar syrup stuff in it. ***Cringe***
          My Primal Journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread53052.html

          “"Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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          • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
            Non-fat dairy, now that makes me cringe. Nonfat yogurt with fake sugar syrup stuff in it. ***Cringe***
            BLEHHHHHH. I tried so hard to like non-fat dairy many years ago, but I failed. How I failed.
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            • It's funny how when you stop using/eating garbage, you just can't imagine it again. I went to use some cooking spray the other day, because I bought it six months ago and never used it and it's good 'til like 2016 or some such. And I just couldn't do it. I got a smidge of lovely butter instead.
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                BLEHHHHHH. I tried so hard to like non-fat dairy many years ago, but I failed. How I failed.
                ME TOO!!! The cheese tastes like rubber and the milk tastes like...well nothing!
                Amanda

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                • Another place to waste time: whitewhine.com
                  "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
                  "Moderation sucks." Suse
                  "Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
                  "Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield


                  Winencandy

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                  • Well, I WOULD have posted if MDA wasn't giving me the Database Error Page of Denial over and over and over again.
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                    • Originally posted by winencandy View Post
                      Another place to waste time: whitewhine.com
                      Make sure you aren't drinking anything when you go to this site or you will spray your keyboard, not to mention snorting liquid into your sinuses. Freakin' hilarious with a heavy dose of irony.
                      My Primal Journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread53052.html

                      “"Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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                      • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
                        Make sure you aren't drinking anything when you go to this site or you will spray your keyboard, not to mention snorting liquid into your sinuses. Freakin' hilarious with a heavy dose of irony.
                        I find it hilarious - up to a point. And then I suddenly just want to slap all those spoilt, ungrateful little f***s until they bleed.
                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                        Oscar Wilde

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                        • Up yours, constant MDA Database Errors!

                          Oh well. We'll see if this posts. On a side note, has anyone else noticed an uptick in self-shaming/spouse-shaming on Facebook lately? It is quite uncomfortable to read a couple's explosion captured on a thread for their entire community to read. Or maybe Gay Panda is just a fuddy duddy no longer with the times and this is entirely normal to do now.*

                          * Today's Marital Eruption was a wife telling her husband that he destroyed her morning and needs to wear a dunce cap, et cetera. It just doesn't seem like a matter that should involve their hundreds of Facebook friends.
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                          • h94A26640.png
                            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                            • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
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                              This needs a "Like" button.


                              I don't know what to say about that FB business...

                              I would say I'd delete that person, but that isn't entirely 100% true.
                              There is an acquaintance from HS that I keep as a FB friend just because of his ever repetitive love life drama...
                              He picks up hoochies near half his age at bars, has drunken sex with them the first night, possibly posts pics of them in their under ware, gets "serious" with them within a month possibly even moving them in with him... and then wonders why it all goes bad EVERY time.
                              *edit- not that I think it's wrong for a single guy to go out and get some love'in from an equally willing single lady... the rest of his expectations are just a bit skewed. He also throws cash around in these scenarios, then gets all bent when these young gilrs turn out to be "gold diggers".
                              Often there are battles fought between the new/soon to be over couple right on FB... it's kind of sad and kind of fascinating at the same time.
                              Kind of reliable "train wreck" entertainment from a guy that I was just a passing acquaintance with in HS.
                              Some times he even asks his FB friends for "Advice" and I get to play along!
                              Weeeeee!

                              But I couldn't handle more than one of those people.
                              Last edited by cori93437; 01-17-2013, 01:00 PM.
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                                I would say I'd delete that person, but that isn't entirely 100% true.
                                There is an acquaintance from HS that I keep as a FB friend just because of his ever repetitive love life drama...
                                He picks up hoochies near half his age at bars, has drunken sex with them the first night, possibly posts pics of them in their under ware, gets "serious" with them within a month possibly even moving them in with him... and then wonders why it all goes bad EVERY time.
                                *edit- not that I think it's wrong for a single guy to go out and get some love'in from an equally willing single lady... the rest of his expectations are just a bit skewed.
                                Yikes! I have the perfect woman for this man! I'm sure I've mentioned her before in the last 500 pages but I don't want to hunt for it. She goes on a first date with a guy, coffee or some other trifle, and then calls him an hour after she gets home to ask where he sees their relationship going, because she's hearing wedding bells!!!

                                Guys run for the hills. Understandably. And she doesn't get why.
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