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I've reached Gay Panda page 144. I would have read more but you caused a major brouhaha here yesterday.
Gay Panda and Lady Friend, you stand accused of inciting the OH of JudyMac to commit grievous harm upon her fat Judy PJs and Lingerie. How do you plead?
Upon the departure of JudyMac and her dog Alys for afternoon walkies, the OH of JudyMac did read the story of fat Gay Panda PJs and the 'falling down' incident. This made him consider what was wrong about JudyMacs wardrobe. He then proceeded to check the aforementioned PJs and lingerie. Great anger overcame him when he saw that they were all enormous, and that the waistband of said PJs had been replaced by a drawstring. By the time JudyMac returned, the PJs and Lingerie were in bin bags.
We then proceeded to have the argument, which finally ended with the plea from OH of 'For the love of God, buy something that fits!'
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