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  • Ok... on response to all the dirty manly men comments... *Debaucherymademedoit*

    Only some light kink involved...

    Those oiled up fella in the 'mine' are delicious...
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • You found a REAL man in a GOTH bar?! So he's a little goth, too? If you ever decide you don't want him, feel free to ship him down here, postage on delivery.

      Cori- Yurm. Now I can't wait to get home and watch it with the sound on Also- ugh- the story possibilities! I've been wanting to write a dirty Snow White for a while. I mean, it's so . . . obvious.
      http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

      Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

      And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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      • My husband describes dancing as "a vertical application for a horizontal position"...

        It's in a man's best interests to be a good dancer.

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        • Sigh.

          Please don't tell me your child is '3 and one fifth' years old.

          Just say three.
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          • mine is 8 and 2/7
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
              You found a REAL man in a GOTH bar?! So he's a little goth, too? If you ever decide you don't want him, feel free to ship him down here, postage on delivery.
              No, just friends with goths and totally comfortable in his own skin just about anywhere.

              And yes, the age thing? It's cute when small children are emphatic that they are three-and-a-half. Not so cute when a grown adult does it (especially when they use baby voices...urgh).

              It's like grown-ups that publicly announce their "month-aversaries" or whatever on FB. I don't care that you and your smooshie-poo have been together for a whole two months and you're So! In! Lurve! Next thing you'll be doodling your name in a big heart with his last name on your binder during business meetings. Please, just don't.
              “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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              • Avada Kedavra and Imperio are 1 and 52/73rds years old.

                Approximately.

                I understand the blah-and-a-half that people use, especially with younger children. But 1/5?!?!? Who takes the time to figure that out? And WHY?!?
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                • Originally posted by Owly View Post
                  It's like grown-ups that publicly announce their "month-aversaries" or whatever on FB.
                  Please tell me this a joke. Please. * whimpers *

                  I think STFU, Parents had an entry a while back starring a parent who was making cakes for her child's monthly birthdays. And now he is four months! Happy birthday! And now he is five months! Happy birthday again!!!
                  Last edited by Gay Panda; 12-10-2012, 05:48 PM.
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                  • I have an ex that insisted on doing weekly anniversaries while we were in college. I let him do it because he insisted on buying an expensive dinner. I eventually got tired of being with such a twat waffle and dumped him.
                    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                      I think STFU, Parents had an entry a while back starring a parent who was making cakes for her child's monthly birthdays. And now he is four months! Happy birthday! And now he is five months! Happy birthday again!!!
                      I think, had I become a parent and found this on my Facebook feed month after month after month, I would wrestle a slight feeling of inadequacy for not doing the same. Lady Friend has a Facebook friend who is so strident in her opinions that SHE IS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT AS A PARENT AND YOU ARE NOT that it is hard to read the posts even as a cubless panda and not feel defensive. You chose to have your son circumcised? WELL, YOU ARE A CHILD ABUSER. You decided to formula feed? YOU ARE POISONING YOUR BABY AND SOCIAL SERVICES SHOULD TAKE HER AWAY. You put that baby in diapers? IF YOU CARED ENOUGH TO LEARN HIS CUES, YOU COULD GET HIM TO THE CAN IN TIME. AND THEN HE WOULDN'T GET DIAPER RASH. You are letting the baby cry it out at night? YOUR CHILD WILL GROW UP TO BE INSECURE AND A PSYCHOPATH. You are sending your older child to school? YOU ARE AN IGNORANT TWIT LETTING THE GUVVIE SCHOOLS BRAINWASH HIS FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!

                      It is very tiresome.
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                      • Originally posted by Raymo0nd
                        Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
                        Raymo0nd? That's an odd spelling. Is it pronounced Ray-mooned or just Raymond? Or Raymo-ZERO-nd? That last one would certainly make you stick out in a crowd. Sometimes I had students whose names made them stick out a little too far, and I pitied them for the life ahead of explaining (and explaining and explaining) their unique monikers. Well, Raymo-ZERO-nd, for I assume the emphasis is on the ZERO, thank you for visiting. I was supposed to be editing, which I am doing to avoid cleaning the kitchen, and you provided yet another level of shilly-shally to a procrastinating panda.
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                        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          I think, had I become a parent and found this on my Facebook feed month after month after month, I would wrestle a slight feeling of inadequacy for not doing the same. Lady Friend has a Facebook friend who is so strident in her opinions that SHE IS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT AS A PARENT AND YOU ARE NOT that it is hard to read the posts even as a cubless panda and not feel defensive. You chose to have your son circumcised? WELL, YOU ARE A CHILD ABUSER. You decided to formula feed? YOU ARE POISONING YOUR BABY AND SOCIAL SERVICES SHOULD TAKE HER AWAY. You put that baby in diapers? IF YOU CARED ENOUGH TO LEARN HIS CUES, YOU COULD GET HIM TO THE CAN IN TIME. AND THEN HE WOULDN'T GET DIAPER RASH. You are letting the baby cry it out at night? YOUR CHILD WILL GROW UP TO BE INSECURE AND A PSYCHOPATH. You are sending your older child to school? YOU ARE AN IGNORANT TWIT LETTING THE GUVVIE SCHOOLS BRAINWASH HIS FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!

                          It is very tiresome.
                          and then Lady Friend replies '...you need to get laid.'
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            and then Lady Friend replies '...you need to get laid.'
                            I will tell Lady Friend that is what she should say next time Perfect Parent starts some new diatribe. There is never any room for disagreement or civil discourse with Perfect, because YOU ARE WRONG. You had a hospital birth? YOU'RE LUCKY YOU CAME HOME AT ALL. You picked up McDonald's on the way home because you're exhausted from work and don't have the energy to cook? YOU ARE EVIL TO FILL YOUR CHILD WITH TOXINS AND IF YOU TRULY LOVED HIM, YOU'D WORK AT HOME AND GROW ENOUGH ORGANIC FOOD TO FEED YOUR FAMILY ALL YEAR.

                            It just goes on and on, and even on the rare occasions I do agree with her, I don't want to say anything because she's so damn obnoxious.
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                            • i almost hate i'm not fb friends with her, because i would have to up the ante from you need to get laid to 'yank the stick out of your butt and go hop on a penis'

                              just for funsies
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by Owly View Post
                                No, just friends with goths and totally comfortable in his own skin just about anywhere.

                                And yes, the age thing? It's cute when small children are emphatic that they are three-and-a-half. Not so cute when a grown adult does it (especially when they use baby voices...urgh).

                                It's like grown-ups that publicly announce their "month-aversaries" or whatever on FB. I don't care that you and your smooshie-poo have been together for a whole two months and you're So! In! Lurve! Next thing you'll be doodling your name in a big heart with his last name on your binder during business meetings. Please, just don't.
                                I actually deleted an old HS friend on Facebook for just this behavior.
                                Hello... you are almost 40.
                                Doodles that say "X person <3 X person" or "Initials + Initials 4-ever" really should have been over with way back then.
                                Yes, I deleted you.
                                No I'm not sorry I did that.
                                Feel free to bad mouth me to the rest of the crew from my home town that never grew up.
                                Last edited by cori93437; 12-10-2012, 07:05 PM.
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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