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  • Originally posted by Greg0ory View Post
    Here's some more jaw-dropping info for you:
    THAT IS SO VICIOUS. I was all excited and then my jaw dropped for no reason. You are a despicable little turd of a troll. Yes, I said it. DESPICABLE. You have reduced me to literary gutters.

    I am sending the Fairy of Debauchery to YOU.
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    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I'm thrilled that you enjoyed the first volume of The Sigils!!!!!!!! While I was writing it, I had nightmares that Kalanthe was chasing me around and trying to steal my soul.

      I've never seen Mean Girls, so I looked it up on Netflix and I'm Instant Streaming it right now!
      Hopefully "Mean Girls" does not shatter your illusion of the coldly intellectual Otter. If not, I will tell you in all secrecy that I will give up 90 minutes of my life when "Malibu's Most Wanted" comes on just to hear that guy go, "Damn, fool! You HIT my HOUSE!"

      I totally see Rosario Dawson playing Kalanthe! She was also in "the Rundown" with the Rock, another piece of fine fine cinema.

      I didn't realize Sigils 2 was available!!! [rushes off to Amazon]
      Cooking Primal with Otter - Journal
      Otter's (Defunct) Primal Log
      "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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      • Originally posted by ottercat View Post
        Hopefully "Mean Girls" does not shatter your illusion of the coldly intellectual Otter. If not, I will tell you in all secrecy that I will give up 90 minutes of my life when "Malibu's Most Wanted" comes on just to hear that guy go, "Damn, fool! You HIT my HOUSE!"

        I totally see Rosario Dawson playing Kalanthe! She was also in "the Rundown" with the Rock, another piece of fine fine cinema.

        I didn't realize Sigils 2 was available!!! [rushes off to Amazon]
        LOL to all of that. I remain unshattered.

        Yup, Sigils 2 is up, and Sigils 3 will be out on December 1st. And Rosario Dawson is perfect for Kalanthe!!! Just give her red hair and the ability to stay alive beyond death by scavenging humans for parts and we have a winner!

        I can't remember if you're reading the Rune series, but Runefly should also be available on Amazon tomorrow morning. I love the cover - the artist I have transforming my pencil scratchings into actual art is very talented.
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        • Originally posted by Owly View Post
          Someone should report her to border services. With the doughnut tutu and the tin foil Oscar, she shouldn't be that hard to identify.
          Oh, man, Debauchery gets around! And so fast! She made a lightning trip to the Antipodes yesterday, and cheesecake was somehow involved.

          WHERE IS RESOLVE?? Has someone kidnapped her to hog all to themselves? Share, people!
          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

          Oscar Wilde

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          • Sometimes while reading the news, I am left with nothing but faces on my feelings charts.

            WTF?!?!? Ohio Woman Cleans House Uninvited, Leaves $75 Bill - ABC News
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            • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
              WHERE IS RESOLVE?? Has someone kidnapped her to hog all to themselves? Share, people!
              I don't have her here in the Magical Bamboo Forest!!! Lady Friend has decided I require more people than imaginary ones for the evening and is forcing me bodily out the door to a restaurant with friends (of hers, strangers to me) in half an hour.

              Strangers = Nerves but Margarita = Calm
              so
              Strangers + Margarita = Conversation
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              • Rosario_Dawson_as_Kalanthe.jpg

                Kalanthe Zsusa

                Well cast, Ottercat.
                Last edited by Gay Panda; 11-05-2012, 11:13 PM.
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                • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                  That's 367,000 words to get through! You have a lot of reading ahead.


                  Originally posted by Sigi View Post
                  WHERE IS RESOLVE?? Has someone kidnapped her to hog all to themselves? Share, people!
                  I think DEBAUCHERY has kidnapped RESOLVE and her list!!
                  "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut
                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams
                  "Moderation sucks." Suse
                  "Wine is a vegetable." Meaty
                  "Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow and the day after that." Cmdr Chris Hadfield


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                  • Wish she'd clean my house.. I hate housework.. & at $75 (hmmmm about £45) I think id be getting the better deal....
                    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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                    • DEBAUCHERY must have cloned herself b/c she was at my house last night force feeding me gluten-free brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal.
                      Primal since March 5, 2012
                      SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                      • Need to subscribe these thread.
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                        • Originally posted by jenn26point2 View Post
                          DEBAUCHERY must have cloned herself b/c she was at my house last night force feeding me gluten-free brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal.
                          She's like Santa Claus, able to circumnavigate the globe in a single night, but unlike Santa, she likes it when you are very, very naughty indeed.

                          I redeemed myself last night. My partner's poker buddies brought tortilla chips with that plasti-cheese dip that comes in a jar, plus salt and vinegar potato chips and a wide selection of other junk, and I did not eat a bite. Debauchery was distracted somewhere else I guess.
                          “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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                          • November 6th: Inspirational Moments

                            I am a calm airplane passenger.

                            RESOLVE: So true.
                            GAY PANDA: Resolve, that affirmation has nothing to do with weight loss.
                            RESOLVE: But it’s one of the few areas in your life in which you are successful, Panda. Maybe apply the success from there to here with weight loss and primal eating. Maybe figure out what to do with the London Broil living in your freezer.
                            GAY PANDA: Ignoring it is working for me. And what do you mean few areas in my life in which I am successful? Might I point out: where were you when winencandy was hearing the siren song of wine? Where were you when Owly was attacked by not one but TWO pieces of angel food cake with a fudge chaser? Didn't you see on the six o'clock news how naiadknight was minding her own business when she tripped and fell over a cherry turnover and Rice Krispies treat? Not to mention what's going on over at spughy's! And Sigi's! Sigi couldn't go anywhere without flying cheesecake slices making mad swoops! And if that wasn't enough, some brownies and chocolate rice chex cereal made poor jenn26point2 their personal mission and they won. So don't tell me that I'm the only unsuccessful one between the two of us. You had a sacred task, Resolve, and you breached it.

                            RESOLVE: I'm sorry. I was listening, but you lost me somewhere at the top of that paragraph. Well, since I am also a calm airplane passenger, I will fly around today with Remorse making house calls. Leave the windows open, everyone. We are on our way.
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                            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                              RESOLVE: I'm sorry. I was listening, but you lost me somewhere at the top of that paragraph. Well, since I am also a calm airplane passenger, I will fly around today with Remorse making house calls. Leave the windows open, everyone. We are on our way.
                              But it's raining here...

                              Thanks for chastizing RESOLVE for me. I appreciate the help.
                              Primal since March 5, 2012
                              SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                              • Going out for nachos or preparing rib roast at home. DEBATE CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS

                                PROS TO NACHOS
                                1. No cooking.
                                2. Debauchery's happiness.

                                CONS TO NACHOS
                                1. Dressing.
                                2. Driving.
                                3. Social interactions with cashier.
                                4. Paying. (American Express/Mooning not accepted at this establishment.)
                                5. Resolve's fury.
                                6. Remorse's snide comments.
                                7. Having to turn off Ke$ha to leave the house.
                                8. Having to stop editing to acquire them.
                                9. Feeling sick later on.

                                PROS TO RIB ROAST
                                1. Resolve's approval.
                                2. Lack of carb headache.
                                3. Lack of water retention.
                                4. Remorse's silence.
                                5. Cooking to Ke$ha.
                                6. Not paying for it.

                                CONS TO RIB ROAST
                                1. Having to stop editing to make it.
                                2. Messes up the kitchen I just cleaned.
                                3. Debauchery's sadness.

                                Well, upon careful consideration, the solution is obvious. Ignore hunger and continue editing to Ke$ha.

                                * ducks from projectile launched from Lady Friend *
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