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  • Oh, so I shouldn't click on those links???
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    • I sort of enjoy the bizarre poetry of that type of spambot. At least it's generally more interesting than the usual re-post type (although I think it's funny when people argue with those).
      “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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      • I got this one in an email the other day... and quite enjoyed it!

        " Jаkе left Тhеir ovrteurned Shосks of Соrn Unhuskеd Fоr the whole Dау.
        (link was here)
        Now this being done, and full tidings thereof sent off to Mrs.
        Has laid upon me, to oppose thy rage.
        For him or for Marphisa to achieve."

        I've had a few that were similar, but none quite as poetic.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by Smidlishirm
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          My dearest Smidlishirm,

          You have no idea how embarrassed I am about last night, and please accept my most abject apologies. It has never happened before, I assure you. I am well known for my 50 Shades prowess from coast-to-coast, and even a few lucky souls in Spain and England can attest that I take it even further, to 51. One would think I did this professionally, but no, it is natural talent. Until now.

          Last night, in the most romantic of scenes, I could not puff my fettle no matter how hard I tried. It was not you. Oh my darling Smidlishirm, not at all! You were magnificent. The candles were burning, and Ke$ha was playing, and outside the wind was shaking the trees so that their leaves mingled in connubial bliss. But my fettle failed me. Could it be age? My level medical conditions? My burdens in living? I do not know. But it would not puff, and I huffed and puffed and blew until I was sore. You were so kind and understanding about it, but I just wanted to sink into the earth and die. I was ready to show you all 51 Shades in the bedroom, and instead I took you to 31 Choices for ice cream and insisted on buying you their most expensive cone. It was all I could do.

          So today I am going to the doctor to discuss this, because my doctor has medical skill that will beget a peeping mingling repayment. I do not know what this means, since I did not become a doctor and cannot translate medicalese, even though I would have looked hot in a white coat and probably picked up many more admirers than I did as a former Petsmart dog washer. I promise you that I will fix this feebleness. And then my blood will somersault again, and perhaps we can try a second time.

          We will always have the nail-brush.

          Love,
          Gay Panda
          JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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          • Classic GP!
            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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            • Brilliant!!
              Primal since March 5, 2012
              SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                We will always have the nail-brush.

                Love,
                Gay Panda
                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                • Outstanding!

                  GP, you never fail!

                  Well, at least not at writing...

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                  • Are nail brushes a sort of starter bdsm prop for people who are too timid to go right for the hairbrush on the first try? Inquiring minds want to know.
                    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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                    • *snork-chortle*

                      I'm DYING here!!! hahahhaaaa..

                      Taking Engrish to another whole level...

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                      • I found something that I NEED to share here...
                        Some will love it, some will hate it.
                        Some may even hate me!
                        But, since I had to see it... you all need to see it too.

                        That's right ladies and gents!
                        It's a "50 Shades of Gray Bachelorette Cake"
                        Evidently this is a thing now.

                        Were I invited to that particular bachelorette party an argument about morals, stalking/abuse, and bad writing may have ensued.
                        And I would NOT have eaten the cake...


                        I love that thing about as much as THIS CAT loves its inflatable unicorn horn...
                        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                        • 50 Shades of Speechless, Cori. You cruel, cruel woman, you.

                          *tiny shudder*

                          There is something just so wrong about those nipples.
                          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                          Oscar Wilde

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                          • Originally posted by Sigi View Post

                            There is something just so wrong about those nipples.

                            No kidding.. I just want to clamp jumper cables onto them..... and not in a lets have fun sorta way....
                            Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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                            • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
                              50 Shades of Speechless, Cori. You cruel, cruel woman, you.

                              *tiny shudder*

                              There is something just so wrong about those nipples.
                              Not to mention that he appears to be a eunuch!
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                              • Honey, that goes beyond eunuch. He appears to be missing half his pelvis.
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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