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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    oh i'll bring

    i'll bring it, alright

    IT'LL GET BROUGHT!
    BRANG it till it done been BRUNG!

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    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
      oh i'll bring

      i'll bring it, alright

      IT'LL GET BROUGHT!
      All right, then, I'm waiting.

      You talk BIG, but you act small.
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      • you just wait

        when this show goes off? when it goes off, i'll bring it
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Yeah, I'll bring it right back at ya after I hit 20,000 words.

          * stuck at 18,046 *
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          • 'hamburger birth canal'

            there's 3 for you
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • "That's how I roll" said the bodaciously bootylicious Beyonce body double as she flipped her scarf and strolled her way down the treadmills slowly revolving track.

              Yeah... work that in and you are home FREE!
              Of course... do NOT put it anywhere near "hamburger birth canal"...
              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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              • _-J o u r n a l_--------- ---- ---- --- --- -- -- -

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                • 20,0002 words.

                  Gay Panda is tired. But caught up to goal.
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                  • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    Umm, no.

                    But I do have penis envy.
                    I think that is a different subject though...
                    I wanna write my name in the sand dammit!
                    And NEVER have to contemplate backing into hover mode inside a public toilet or porta-john again!
                    no penis envy here. those things frequently stop functioning after a certain age, and usually have a long refractory period. I can have 4 orgasms in an hour (and more if i actually worked on it). plus there's the whole "easily damaged" thing. i'm a satisfied owner of a vagina.

                    Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                    Wait just a minute...

                    Dry disinterested, shove the biggest item you can find in there, porn sex = hoo-ha hamburger (Just ask Jenna Jameson)

                    Loving, cuddly, lubricated, internal muscles at work sex = a better functioning vagina.

                    I use mine pleanty... no hamburger HERE.

                    Just sayn.
                    indeed. also, when referring to vaginal health, it's not all about skin elasticity, but muscle strength, which can be f***ed simply from being underneath a lot of weight. hopefully she's had a lot of physical therapy otherwise she'll be wetting herself soon enough.
                    my primal journal:
                    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                    • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                      no penis envy here. those things frequently stop functioning after a certain age, and usually have a long refractory period. I can have 4 orgasms in an hour (and more if i actually worked on it). plus there's the whole "easily damaged" thing. i'm a satisfied owner of a vagina.
                      Umm... I never said I wanted to give up my vagina.
                      Seriously! Always winning in the orgasm department is just so WIN!
                      I just think it might be more functional to have both sometimes... mostly for the purposes of taking a pee standing up!
                      That said, I'll settle for my vagina and a she-wee.
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                        20,0002 words.

                        Gay Panda is tired. But caught up to goal.
                        gah finally, i thought you'd never get it

                        2 grand words in a few hour? high five
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • So, I heard on the radio this morning that Octomom is getting sued by the FL strip club b/c she backed out of their contract. They also want to place an injunction on her so that she cannot enter into any dealings with direct competitors of said strip joint. She's found another way to get herself screwed!!
                          Primal since March 5, 2012
                          SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                          • Originally posted by jenn26point2 View Post
                            So, I heard on the radio this morning that Octomom is getting sued by the FL strip club b/c she backed out of their contract. They also want to place an injunction on her so that she cannot enter into any dealings with direct competitors of said strip joint. She's found another way to get herself screwed!!
                            You mean besides a turkey baster...

                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • I'd love to write Part Four of that FABULOUS piece, Lady Friend, but you're making me sit on a boat drinking margaritas on Sunday. This completely interrupts my NaNoWriMo summer trilogy experiment. I have to write 2,000 words every day. You do not understand. Now I have to write it in advance so I do not get behind like I did on July 4th, which means today the goal is 2,500 and so is tomorrow's and so on. 2,500 is a lot of words to get through, especially when I'm also editing.

                              But you will not take me down, Lady Friend, not with salted rims or bobbing boats. You will not defeat me. Gay Panda has faced bigger and better threats than you and your Forced Sunday of Revelry. Most of those bigger and better threats are completely imaginary, but I still triumphed.

                              So be scared, Lady Friend.
                              Be very scared.
                              And apologize to everyone here for forcing me to choose other activities over FABULOUS.
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                              • Just take Debauchery with you on the boat! (S)He's way cooler!
                                If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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