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  • Originally posted by Periwinkle View Post
    Wow Gay Panda…I just joined the site last week and I just read this whole journal in about 5 days. I think my eyes might fall out. You are a very eloquent writer and it was better than many books I have read.

    First I want to say Thanks! I am losing weight so SLOW! It was reassuring to hear that others lose weight slowly too. I kept feeling like something was wrong with me when I gave up wheat and the pounds failed to go poof! It has been three weeks of primal and no poofing is going on here.

    I cried again when PC kitty passed away.

    Speaking of marshmallows…did you know that they blow up in the microwave? We used to draw little faces on them and then watch the faces go from tiny little surprised faces to giant faces full of terror and then they exploded
    Hi, Periwinkle!!! I'm so glad you're enjoying FABULOUS! Now go put your poor eyes back in; somewhere along the way, this thread turned into a dinosaur. I love the marshmallows-in-the-microwave story - if I had a microwave, I would be very tempted to try that out today.

    I still miss my Primal Coach Kitty. She was just the most wonderfully weird cat, and now Benign Poltergeist doesn't know what to do with itself except hide my cell phone and the melon baller. (And has anyone seen my old Rune notes? Um, I need those.)

    Losing weight has got to be one of the most frustrating and obnoxious things known to humanity. I searched for that secret carb number, too...

    Well, I was about to write something more there, but my Harry Potter chickens are suddenly at war outside and Gay Panda must investigate.
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    • And in Gay Panda's Entertainment News, the planet has lost a Borgnine, gained a Kardashian, and Octomom has become a rapper.
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      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
        And in Gay Panda's Entertainment News, the planet has lost a Borgnine, gained a Kardashian, and Octomom has become a rapper.
        *twitch, twitch* This might be the end of reality, folks.

        THE END TIMES ARE COME!!!!!!!
        http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

        Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

        And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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        • you know how i'm all 'let people do what they want and don't infringe on rights and don't be sucky'?

          i really do wish someone would come in and get those kids out so she can keep riding her train wreck and they can have normalcy and not poop outside pantsless in 60 degree weather
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            ... and they can have normalcy and not poop outside pantsless in 60 degree weather
            Yes, because this is the first symptoms of non-normalcy. I read it in a pysch book once. Pooping with pants on in 60 degree weather is actually a good sign too, it seems.
            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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            • i feel sorry for those babies

              maybe a call to child protection in cali from tn wouldn't be considered crazy

              'no ma'am i do not believe those children are in a safe environment, yes i do know you've had people visit her about that, no i do not think you should have left them there...... no i live in another state, why?'
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Obviously, I'm not working very hard today.

                Highlights from a recent Octomom interview (which I read so you didn't have to - you're welcome):

                1. She wants to try a reality show, but she's never wanted to be in the entertainment industry.
                2. "My mind is that of a child." (Oh, duckie. I think that is the most honest thing I have ever heard you say.)
                3. Because men can't have babies themselves, many of them hate Octomom because she can. (Um...)
                4. If she hadn't been catapulted into the public eye, she'd be getting a Ph.D. right now. (With 14 kids under age 11?)
                5. Why don't people get that she is just a regular, struggling mom who wants the best for her kids? (Why, Valhalla? WHY?)
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                • just like she did porn to help her with her intimacy issues *sage nodnodnod*

                  and does gigs at strip joints

                  and will most likely be riding that pony (ie; penis) full on soon enough because she has more intimacy issues
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                    just like she did porn to help her with her intimacy issues *sage nodnodnod*

                    and does gigs at strip joints

                    and will most likely be riding that pony (ie; penis) full on soon enough because she has more intimacy issues
                    Yeah, what she said!
                    Primal since March 5, 2012
                    SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                      3. Because men can't have babies themselves, many of them hate Octomom because she can.
                      I think this one fascinates me the most. In the impossibly tangled silver Christmas tree garland of her neural pathways, she has linked male anger to womb envy. Where is Freud when we need him? So then to what does she attribute female anger?
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                      • jealousy over her bodacious knockers!
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          jealousy over her bodacious knockers!
                          All right, female readers of FABULOUS, raise your virtual hands if you are jealous of Octomom's 'bodacious knockers'!!!
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                          • And male readers of FABULOUS, do the same if you have Octomom-related womb envy!!!
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                            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                              All right, female readers of FABULOUS, raise your virtual hands if you are jealous of Octomom's 'bodacious knockers'!!!
                              Umm, no.

                              But I do have penis envy.
                              I think that is a different subject though...
                              I wanna write my name in the sand dammit!
                              And NEVER have to contemplate backing into hover mode inside a public toilet or porta-john again!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                                Lest anyone suggest that I have simply not found the right exercise, let me stop you right there. I have tried aerobics, water aerobics, regular yoga, affirmation yoga, Super Power yoga, volleyball, baseball, softball, soccer, walking, dog walking, power walking, jogging, running, sprinting, weightlifting, swimming, football, basketball, ballet, tap, ballroom, bowling, cliff climbing, Pogo sticks, hiking, judo, ju-jitsu, skateboarding, biking, stationary biking, jump roping, shotput, tennis, gardening, and pillow fights. The only exercises in my life that I found remotely rewarding were hurling javelins and smacking the most obnoxious of the Sticky Panda Siblings on his ass with my beloved plastic knight’s sword. It delivered a viciously stinging slap, had a fantastically etched guard and the most delicate apple of a pommel, and it came in a gold scabbard.
                                Thanks be to all that exists!! There is someone else in the world who holds exercise to the low level of esteem that I've always felt was its rightful place in the hierarchy of what other people think I should be doing with my time.
                                "There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." - George Carlin

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