If someone could go through the book and just cross out those stupid godfuckingawful names, I'd be able to read them. What I saw wasn't bad. BUT THE NAMES. THE NAMES.
I like Lynn Viehl, though. I know it seems arbitrary that I can't handle badly-named vamps but I am okay with an entire race being called Darkyn, but there you have it. I AM A HYPOCRITE.
And apparently typing in ALL CAPS a lot. SORRY PANDA I HOPE I DIDN'T WAKE YOU.