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  • anyone watch True Blood? In one season a young woman was turned into a vampire while a virgin...then she falls in love & has sex for the first time...hymen gone. Next night they do it again...& yup...it grew back...cause everyone knows a vampire heals whatever injury happens to them!! lol She was not happy that she was gonna have to endure that from then on every time she had sex. That would be a bummer!
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    • Originally posted by theprimalcajun View Post
      anyone watch True Blood? In one season a young woman was turned into a vampire while a virgin...then she falls in love & has sex for the first time...hymen gone. Next night they do it again...& yup...it grew back...cause everyone knows a vampire heals whatever injury happens to them!! lol She was not happy that she was gonna have to endure that from then on every time she had sex. That would be a bummer!
      hahahahaha

      You would think that regardless of whether you wear clean drawers or dirty drawers, as a suicide bomber, I would think your pants would get pretty shitty, whether b/c you lost your control or b/c the bomb was effective. I don't think they'd be able to tell if they were clean or not at that point.
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      SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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      • Maybe it's knowing they're clean? Maybe that's the fascination. As to screwing a virgin, s*** ALL over that. Gimme a man who knows what to do with his equipment and I can die happy. Tab A in slot B sex is not that pleasant (spoken by someone who lost her virginity to a virgin.)
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        • Lol- I hear about cougers with quite young men and can't help but think "but he's got so much to learn before he'll be any fun"
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          • That's why everyone should learn about sex from porn... that way you know all the fun things you can do with your 'stuff'. Then virgin sex won't suck.

            I wish I'd been "taught" how to have sex before having it for the first time. I didn't know what to do and just laid there - until later in life that's all I did b/c I didn't know better. Then someone taught me. Finally sex was fun. Porn as a teen would have been very beneficial to my sex life. lol
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            • Man, GP's journal sure is a place for learnin'

              Agreed on all the "first time" commentary. An experienced partner is fun, especially if they take the time to guide you in such a way that they also enjoy it. I don't think sex with someone who is inexperienced need be boring by default.
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              • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                Lol- I hear about cougers with quite young men and can't help but think "but he's got so much to learn before he'll be any fun"
                AMEN sister! That's why if I ever get rid of my old man (8yrs older), I'll only go for a slightly younger model. (mid to late thirties maybe?) Men of experience are more fun.

                Hey, Every Girl needs to have a back up plan.
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                • Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                  Man, GP's journal sure is a place for learnin'

                  Agreed on all the "first time" commentary. An experienced partner is fun, especially if they take the time to guide you in such a way that they also enjoy it. I don't think sex with someone who is inexperienced need be boring by default.
                  I guess it's because I have no intention of being a teacher. My god, training horses is difficult enough. Can you imagine the trouble you'd have to take to actually train a man? *sigh* Nope, I like 'em well broke-in
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                  Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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                  • When I was in my late 20s, I had an 18-year-old guy pursuing me in a pretty dedicated way. Finally, I sat him down and explained that I just didn't have the energy to housebreak him.
                    “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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                    • Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                      This is Valhalla- or whatever. The virginness regenerates overnight.

                      How annoying would that be? "This is how you do that. I've shown you that for the last 35 nights."
                      Wide-eyed innocence. "But I've never *giggle* seen one of those before!"
                      *aggrived sigh* "Just bend over, ok?"
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                      • Originally posted by theprimalcajun View Post
                        anyone watch True Blood? In one season a young woman was turned into a vampire while a virgin...then she falls in love & has sex for the first time...hymen gone. Next night they do it again...& yup...it grew back...cause everyone knows a vampire heals whatever injury happens to them!! lol She was not happy that she was gonna have to endure that from then on every time she had sex. That would be a bummer!
                        True Blood is my dirty secret show.
                        I don't watch "reality" or other lowbrow television like dancing, singing, whatever ... but I I LOVE me some True Blood!
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                        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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                        • I love people's dirty secret shows. I've got Glee (oh, the shame, but I watch most of it on fast forward and slow it down only for the musical numbers) and Drop Dead Diva (which finally got too stupid even for Gay Panda).

                          And I used to watch the show called Popular for its over-the-top ridiculousness in its first season. Mary Cherry, I love thee. Sometimes I still do dramatic readings of awful books in her inexplicable accent.
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                          • my dirty secret is storm chasers. i guess i'm lame that way.
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                            • My even worse dirty secret... I've read all of the books that True Blood is based on.

                              Yup... like eatin CANDY!
                              Sooooo embarassing.
                              I've read a bunch of Laurel K Hamilton too.... her heroines sure know how to par-tay. (Or kill and f*, whichever. LOL)
                              Dirty dirty dirty shameful reading secrets there!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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                              • Originally posted by finnegans wake View Post
                                i have been screwed! And it is not in the manner that i was led to believe!
                                lol
                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

                                Oscar Wilde

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