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  • He's probably also got a sneezing fetish. I have officially grossed myself out with my own journal today. Everyone, think about kittens!
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      • Thank you for that dubious palate cleanser, Lilyheart! I am currently trying to distract myself with the second season of Glee, which isn't distracting so much as it is stealing IQ points.
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        • Lilyheart, that was the best reply ever. Nicely done.

          Gay Panda, I love your journal. I read yours the day I went to start mine and just couldn't. Because my brain makes everything a competition, there was no way I could outdo you. A few days later, I got over it and started it. Keep up the good work, both primally and journalistically.
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          • Originally posted by BeckaSki View Post
            Gay Panda, I love your journal. I read yours the day I went to start mine and just couldn't. Because my brain makes everything a competition, there was no way I could outdo you. A few days later, I got over it and started it.
            :::shaking a paw sternly at BeckaSki for feeling competitive::: I spent six months reading journals before I posted my own - I didn't need them for their entertainment or literary value, I needed desperately to know that someone else was going through similar experiences with primal. People will be reading your journal for the exact same reason, and they will be thankful that you were willing to share this part of your life with them.

            I'm just a clown. The real meat (see what I mean? A clown) is to be found in the more serious journals. I'm glad that you went ahead and started yours! I will have to visit!
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            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
              *splutters* I'm . . . I'm telling your mum!
              Mum is here and Mum is a person who has lived life and appreciates that a 19 year old is living life in a quite respectable manner no matter what she says (she will hate me for this). Tough I have seen 19 year old people behave far worse.

              I love your journal Gay Panda and I love your quirky and loving character I will never see the Death Eater's spells in the same light again!

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              • Originally posted by Lindsey View Post
                Mum is here and Mum is a person who has lived life and appreciates that a 19 year old is living life in a quite respectable manner no matter what she says (she will hate me for this). Tough I have seen 19 year old people behave far worse.

                I love your journal Gay Panda and I love your quirky and loving character I will never see the Death Eater's spells in the same light again!
                Lindsey, I am TRYING to TATTLE here! Tattling is completely ineffective if you do not respond in horror!

                Avada Kedavra was the only possible name for such a hateful, hateful chicken, so I am fortunate that J. K. Rowling created it.
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                • Somewhere out there in the night, a Cadbury Egg is being defiled.

                  ::::weeps::::
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                  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                    Do not apologize, PixieKitten! I do it as a pointless writing exercise to entertain myself, although I did leave in one gender-specific spelling of a word in earlier entries. Trying to conceal male/female has been an interesting task for this dorky panda writer, because it influences which stories I tell and how I tell them, which adjectives I use, and it is so very different from writing my books.

                    Jack Sparrow! My coworker at a former job needed a drool bucket for him.
                    I believe I found your word!
                    I was curious so I went to check. I will not reveal my findings but will leave it to others who may also have nothing else productive to do this Friday night.

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                    • I'm just slightly boggled at the fact that I'm in bed at 10 every night while my mum is posting embarrassing things about me on the internet at one in the morning. Sh..Shouldn't this be the other way around? O.O
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                      • Originally posted by newlifejourney View Post
                        I believe I found your word!
                        I was curious so I went to check. I will not reveal my findings but will leave it to others who may also have nothing else productive to do this Friday night.
                        I joined you in having nothing else productive to do on Friday night, and sacrificed an IQ point to several episodes of Glee.

                        Oh, the words that English borrowed from French, and that French corrupted from Latin. I just spent several minutes reading debates on that word, since there is still no agreement after all these years on exactly how to spell it correctly. (There is general consensus on the noun form, but not when it is used as an adjective.)

                        And since I have nothing productive to do on my Saturday morning, I will continue letting Glee siphon away my intelligence. Love the music, but sometimes the poorly told stories slaughter me.

                        Good catch, newlifejourney!!!
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                        • Originally posted by PixieKitten View Post
                          I'm just slightly boggled at the fact that I'm in bed at 10 every night while my mum is posting embarrassing things about me on the internet at one in the morning. Sh..Shouldn't this be the other way around? O.O
                          The world is a topsy-turvy place, PixieKitten. You two made me laugh.
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                          • Earlier this evening, I had cravings.

                            This is unusual for me. Longing for certain foods is not a topic that you will find often in the pages of Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS, the reason being that I am not tormented by cravings. I remember former foods with affection, but they do not parade about in my mind blocking the view of the rib eye. I don’t keep chocolate-covered pretzels and soda in the house, just to help myself out, but the few treats in the pantry live out their days fairly unmolested. There are many things in life that Gay Panda deeply, deeply craves, but food just does not rank high on the list.

                            So why, this evening, was I thinking resentfully of soda and chocolate-covered pretzels, hot rolls and cake? I was reading articles and success stories at MDA, clicking away to read the news and celebrity gossip, and my feelings charts were degenerating from happy faces to sour faces. I wanted a cold Coke and a bag of pretzels and ice cream cake and I can’t have any of these things. I’ve been denying myself for months. Most days it doesn’t feel like denial, but this evening it did, and I was pissed.

                            But Gay Panda is, above all, an INTJ. And since I had no intention of going to the store for bagels in my Giant Jammie Pants, nor intend to change, I’ve had to sit here grumpy at my laptop thinking back over the day to what triggered this savage want of carbohydrates. I have come to two conclusions:

                            A: There was a sale on raspberries at Whole Foods, so I bought two containers. They go bad quickly, so I had one container yesterday, and one today. I usually do not have fruit two days in a row.

                            B: I may have inadvertently been under-eating. Gay Panda’s hormonal signaling is wonky ever since those forsaken pills. I don’t always know when I’m hungry. I don’t always know when I’m full. I can IF (unintentionally) for 18 hours, completely indifferent to food for 16 hours, a little grumpy for the 17th, and finally my stomach yells, “Umm . . . hellllllOOOOOO!” in the 18th. Maybe this sour mood and growing funk were from hunger, even if it didn’t register in my stomach.

                            C: Both.

                            I’ve eaten walnuts and cheese and salami just now, and I’m going to drink some heavy cream when I get up next to put the chickens away. The cravings have downgraded from Category 5 strength to a tropical depression with the snacks, but I still haven’t returned to good spirits. Maybe the heavy cream will do it, and I can go back to circling happy faces on my feelings charts. Wish me luck.
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                            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                              The panda costume would muffle my voice.
                              But not the message!

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                              • Also I know your gender, methinks. But I won't share and I won't care. I promise!

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