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  • *Adds to the peer pressure*
    Please, Gay Panda. Pretty please? I wanna see it!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • *Truth: After an entire cubhood of D.A.R.E. and Just Say No and This Is Your Brain On Drugs and Officer Scare You Sober and piling into one auditorium after another for skits on the terrible consequences of Naughty Pills and Goof Juice, the very first time in college someone actually did offer Gay Panda something, what was Gay Panda's response?

      A: No! I'm high on life.
      B: No! Drugs are for losers. You shouldn't take them either.
      C: No! I can't do drugs until I can afford rehab at Promises in Malibu. They have tennis courts!
      D: Sure!

      Well, maybe I shouldn't answer that.
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      • answer is a naively enthusiastic D, for sure. forrrrrrr sure
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • GAYLORD PANDAPANTS THE THIRD! Just DO it and no more whinging. We want to know or we wouldn't read your journal.
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          • Magical Bamboo Forest is in the US (or GP is from the US), Lady Friend is from (or in) the UK. Closer, closer...
            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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            • NONONO.

              Oh, fine. Go over to Pandaloonery tomorrow morning for information and think of me fondly while I am being tortured at the dentist. Gay Panda feels about the dentist the way Windows Vista feels about KIBBLE. GAY PANDA HATES THE DENTIST.

              Things that Gay Panda would rather do than go to the dentist:
              A: Watch Breaking Dawn Part One a second time.
              B: Hug Poo Hurler.
              C: Swallow a piece of broccoli.
              D: Tell people that I sing along to Ke$ha in the car.
              E: Go back in time for an hour of Mrs. Moscow's French II class.
              F: Pick my nose in public.
              G: Go into the future to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two.
              H: Tell my doctor I eat nothing but bacon.
              I: Admit to the MDA forums I drank a bottle of soda from CVS yesterday.
              J: Admit to the MDA forums I ate two pieces of candy from CVS the day before that.
              K: Push the cart at Whole Foods.
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              • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                NONONO.

                Oh, fine. Go over to Pandaloonery tomorrow morning for information and think of me fondly while I am being tortured at the dentist. Gay Panda feels about the dentist the way Windows Vista feels about KIBBLE. GAY PANDA HATES THE DENTIST.

                Things that Gay Panda would rather do than go to the dentist:
                A: Watch Breaking Dawn Part One a second time.
                B: Hug Poo Hurler.
                C: Swallow a piece of broccoli.
                D: Tell people that I sing along to Ke$ha in the car.
                E: Go back in time for an hour of Mrs. Moscow's French II class.
                F: Pick my nose in public.
                G: Go into the future to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two.
                H: Tell my doctor I eat nothing but bacon.
                I: Admit to the MDA forums I drank a bottle of soda from CVS yesterday.
                J: Admit to the MDA forums I ate two pieces of candy from CVS the day before that.
                K: Push the cart at Whole Foods.
                You DRANK SODA?!? GP!

                Also, mention the short story you wrote called "Grayscale." It's good; it's interesting. There are sci-fi fans on this forum. Duh.
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                • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                  You DRANK SODA?!? GP!
                  * sneaking out of own journal to hide from Lady Friend *

                  ssh, everyone, if we're really quiet, she won't notice we're leaving.
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                  • Like I won't notice the sudden quiet . . . oh, I see you're playing Season 2 of Downton Abbey for me. Most excellent distraction; off you go then.
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                    • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                      Also, mention the short story you wrote called "Grayscale." It's good; it's interesting. There are sci-fi fans on this forum. Duh.
                      SOLD! Oh my, it's remarkably easy to spend money in the Amazon Kindle store ...
                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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                      • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
                        SOLD! Oh my, it's remarkably easy to spend money in the Amazon Kindle store ...
                        I think that's the evil plan, isn't it?
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                        • Dear FABULOUS readers,

                          Today unqualified Doctor Panda is trying to figure out Lady Friend's blood work results. (Thyroid/lipids/glucose/et cetera.) Do you have any websites you recommend?
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                          • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                            Things that Gay Panda would rather do than go to the dentist:
                            A: Watch Breaking Dawn Part One a second time.
                            B: Hug Poo Hurler.
                            C: Swallow a piece of broccoli.
                            D: Tell people that I sing along to Ke$ha in the car.
                            E: Go back in time for an hour of Mrs. Moscow's French II class.
                            F: Pick my nose in public.
                            G: Go into the future to watch Breaking Dawn Part Two.
                            H: Tell my doctor I eat nothing but bacon.
                            I: Admit to the MDA forums I drank a bottle of soda from CVS yesterday.
                            J: Admit to the MDA forums I ate two pieces of candy from CVS the day before that.
                            K: Push the cart at Whole Foods.
                            Continued:
                            L: Eat a loaf of bread.
                            M: Go shopping in my Lipstick Jammie Pants.
                            N: Read my college thesis.
                            O: Introduce myself as Gay Panda to a stranger.
                            P: Hang out with Mr. Magazine Time.
                            Q: Inform Mr. Magazine Time that he is infamous in my blogs for being a jackass.
                            R: Flee the country from his lawsuit.

                            Ugh, my appointment is at 4.
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                            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                              Dear FABULOUS readers,

                              Today unqualified Doctor Panda is trying to figure out Lady Friend's blood work results. (Thyroid/lipids/glucose/et cetera.) Do you have any websites you recommend?
                              Griff has written a multi-part article on how to interpret blood work somewhere here in the MDA forums....... or maybe it's just cholesterol
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                              • Thyroid and cholesterol, I could help with. I could vaguely help with the rest after years of reinterpreting mine after idiot docs fail me.
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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