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  • DAMMIT Lady Friend!!! REMEMBER BACK ON DECEMBER 20TH OF LAST YEAR WHEN YOU TOUCHED THE CART HANDLE AT WHOLE FOODS AND THEN RUBBED YOUR FILTHY GERMY HAND ON MY ARM?

    Well, I hope you're happy BECAUSE NOW I'M SICK.
    JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
      If one of my readers really does have a sneezing fetish, well then lucky duckling, be prepared to read the most exciting and erotic sentence of your life:

      Gay Panda is wearing sexyfied Lipstick Jammie Pants, and Gay Panda has a cold.
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
        Gay Panda has a cold.
        Oh non! Quel dommage! Quelle horreur! Le pauvre Gay Panda!
        Last edited by Sigi; 02-23-2012, 02:43 AM.
        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

        Oscar Wilde

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        • EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep you Swine Flu laden germs over there------------->!
          In all honesty, though, Pandabutt, be safe and get well. We need you in top writing condition.
          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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          • Originally posted by Sigi View Post
            Oh non! Quel dommage! Quelle horreur! Le pauvre Gay Panda!
            FRENCH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Is that you, Mrs. Moscow?
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            • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
              FRENCH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Is that you, Mrs. Moscow?
              STOP TALKING!
              There are two wolves fighting within a man's heart, one is Love, the other is Hate. The one that wins is the one you feed.

              My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world. - Jack Layton

              The Primal Adventures of Griffin - Huzzah!

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              • Originally posted by Griffin View Post
                STOP TALKING!
                YOU WIN!!! Dear Valhalla, how many Gay Panda Funny Points can one man have?
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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                  You're sick, bloodorchid, so wonderfully sick.
                  JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                  • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                    YOU WIN!!! Dear Valhalla, how many Gay Panda Funny Points can one man have?
                    I'm trying to find out - it's my retirement plan.
                    There are two wolves fighting within a man's heart, one is Love, the other is Hate. The one that wins is the one you feed.

                    My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world. - Jack Layton

                    The Primal Adventures of Griffin - Huzzah!

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                    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                      DAMMIT Lady Friend!!! REMEMBER BACK ON DECEMBER 20TH OF LAST YEAR WHEN YOU TOUCHED THE CART HANDLE AT WHOLE FOODS AND THEN RUBBED YOUR FILTHY GERMY HAND ON MY ARM?

                      Well, I hope you're happy BECAUSE NOW I'M SICK.
                      I did NOT. You took L'eggs with you that day. :P
                      Got Panda? Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and now Pandaloonery!

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                      • Originally posted by Griffin View Post
                        I'm trying to find out - it's my retirement plan.
                        Awesome. My retirement plan is the apocalypse. I know that I won't survive it.
                        JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          Gay Panda is wearing sexyfied Lipstick Jammie Pants, and Gay Panda has a cold.
                          Hawt.
                          Female / 5' 8" / 42 / SW: 166 CW: 159
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                          • Originally posted by thepigisatastyanimal View Post
                            Hawt.
                            You have no idea. I sat on my recliner this morning and it melted.
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                            • Originally posted by Lady Friend View Post
                              I did NOT. You took L'eggs with you that day. :P
                              You did this to me, Lady Friend, not an imaginary spider wearing eight tiny booties and a jester's cap. You got me sick. I don't know how you can live with the guilt of a sad, sick, miserable, hungry panda on your conscience. How can I go to Whole Foods in this condition? All I have in the freezer is that mysterious Eye of Round from the Donner Party CSA, and all that is in the fridge is mustard and walnuts. That will be my lunch, Lady Friend, mustard and walnuts. And the second jar of expired chocolate sauce. All because of you.

                              (Truth: I don't feel that bad today. I just don't want to stop writing to shop, but my stomach is alerting me that this task can no longer be avoided.)
                              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                              • Otter sends virtual soup
                                and sings virtual "Soft Kitty" whilst virtually rubbing virtual Vicks in a counterclockwise direction so your chest hair doesn't matt

                                BAZINGA!
                                Cooking Primal with Otter - Journal
                                Otter's (Defunct) Primal Log
                                "Not baked goods, Professor, baked bads!" ~ The Tick

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