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  • So, I told hubby I was going to make a meal plan on Friday. It's a good thing I didn't, because Friday he told me that we should do "cheap Primal" again. He then told me not to buy any more cheese because he wants to try cutting out dairy.

    I think my husband was replaced while I was out of town...
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

    Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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    • Meal Plan for this week, or "That's a Lovely Theory, But What's for Dinner?"

      Saturday:
      L -
      D - Meatballs & Sauteed Zucchini (making up 5 tons of meatballs....ok, maybe just 4 pounds and saving the other pound for the burger patties)
      Sunday:
      L -
      D - Ham & Slime (Broccoli cooked with Velveeta that's almost a soup, but not quite)
      Monday:
      L - LO Ham and Slime
      D - Mini Egg Pizzas (from Eat Like a Dinosaur - basically little egg muffins with tomato, pepperoni, Italian seasoning, and whatever other pizza toppings you want in them)
      Tuesday:
      L - LO Egg Pizza
      D - Burger Patties with Spinach in them
      Wednesday:
      L - LO Egg Pizza/Burger Patties
      D - Hot Wing Drumsticks
      Thursday:
      L - LO Drumsticks
      D - Meatballs & Broccoli Slaw
      Friday:
      L - LO whatever
      D - Chicken Nuggets (from Eat Like a Dinosaur - almond flour breading)
      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

      Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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      • Good morning Twibble.

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        • Originally posted by firemart View Post
          Good morning Twibble.
          Woohoo! You found me!
          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

          Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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          • I think I figured out why I'm having issues with getting too much sugar in my diet.

            I've been eating raisins at work. I was probably putting half a cup in a bag - that's 62 carbs, according to the package. I divvied up the rest of the package into 1/4 cup services, and am not going to take them every day anymore.
            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

            Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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            • Somebody needs to remind me that corn is bad. My body hates it enough that it can completely expel it in about and hour and a half...
              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

              Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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              • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
                Somebody needs to remind me that corn is bad. My body hates it enough that it can completely expel it in about and hour and a half...
                Reminder: Corn is bad!

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                • I have to share this.

                  Fair warning, may traumatize small children who like Disney princesses.

                  After Ever After
                  Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                  If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                  Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                  • Apparently poly-phasic sleep agrees with me. I had to get up at 5-something to take hubby to the airport. I came home, went back to bed...and slept until 11.

                    I haven't been able to sleep in much past 8 for a while.
                    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                    Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                    • So, this is going to be a bit TMI for some people.

                      I think I know why my iron is normally low. HEB quit carrying the pads that I like, and then the pads I bought to replace them started breaking me out, so I decided to try a Diva Cup. They say you shouldn't have problems with overflowing it because it'll hold an ounce and the average period is only an ounce. Apparently my period isn't average, as I managed to fill it overnight...
                      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                      Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                      • I've decided to start tracking what I'm eating in MyFitnessPal and see if I can't start eating enough fat and under 100g carb per day. I'll probably slowly drop my carb limit.

                        I'm Twibbly on there, if anyone wants to friend me.

                        Weeee!
                        Last edited by Twibble; 04-06-2013, 01:09 PM.
                        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                        • Hubby might mean it this time.

                          He fried up ham this morning so he'd be full and wouldn't get doughnuts at church.
                          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                          Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                          • Question: If you're not hungry, do you force yourself to eat a certain caloric intake? If it happens several days in a row?

                            Apparently if I'm eating low carb, I'm perfectly happy with about 1100 calories or so a day (I had about 2500 Thursday, Friday, and Saturday), but hubby is worried that I'm not eating enough, especially since it doesn't seem to include very many veggies.
                            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                            Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                            • So, things that are also getting cut out of my diet: nightshades and egg whites. Hopefully I can eat egg yolks without a problem...
                              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                              Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                              • So, life is much happier when I don't eat nightshades or eggs. I still haven't tried adding yolks back in. I fell off the wagon once for chili nachos, and I think the cramps that night were some of the worst I've ever had.

                                Hubby neglected to mention that his version of a low-carb diet includes carb refeeds on weekends, so I was getting a bit miffed thinking he wasn't serious about it until he explained that.

                                I added MCT oil to my tea this morning, just a tiny bit in with my cream, and my hands seem much warmer than usual. That's generally a good sign for me.
                                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                                Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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