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  • Gah! The general crappiness was the beginning of a sinus infection. The doctor said that my throat is all torn up, the he told me that my sinuses are angry. Well, duh, I know they're angry, they keep trying to beat up my brain!

    Apparently, I get sinus infections when I'm under a bunch of stress.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    • I know this will shock y'all, but apparently if I don't drink 4 Dr. Pepper's a day, I don't get heartburn and nausea in the evening.
      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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      • Reasons I should stick with Primal:
        1) I don't like the number on my scale
        2) I don't like the roll of fat that is my tummy
        3) I do like not having sinus infections
        4) I do like having energy
        5) I do like being able to run
        6) I do like having useful muscles
        7) Bacon.

        Anything else I should add?
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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        • 8) Makes sex better. Not sure how, but it does.
          9) I like being able to think clearly.
          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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          • Forgot about thinking...

            10) I don't sunburn anywhere near as much
            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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            • 11) My bra just tried to rub my side raw. I had someone bring me a different one from home.
              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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              • 12) My teeth don't hurt

                In other news, I love having someone else at home who cooks. We have some friends staying with us for a few months. She made fauxtatoes - the kids even asked for more! The texture seems kind of weird to me, but I think a few more seconds with the immersion blender will fix that...

                I think that was the first time I have EVER had cauliflower cooked.
                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                • I'm jumping back in slowly...but I'm no longer drinking 4 Dr. Peppers a day.

                  Baby steps, right?
                  Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                  If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                  • I've had one Dr. Pepper in the last 4 days.

                    One of the friends living in our shed (not as bad as it sounds) bought groceries. No starch or flour ('cept the wheat bread for everybody else). Meat & veggies. Yum.
                    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                    • I made meatloaf yesterday. I pureed half a jar of roasted red peppers, mixed them with about 2 pounds of ground beef, 2 eggs, Italian seasoning, and a ton of garlic powder. Once it was almost done, topped it with pureed diced tomatoes (with garlic and a tiny amount of salt), then grated cheddar.

                      Also had broccoli and a cheese sauce, and mashed potatoes with half a pound of butter in them.
                      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                      • I WANT POTATOES.

                        That sounds delicious! How is it going on the Dr. Pepper front?
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                        • I've only had 2 or so in the past week, but I've also had a few Mexican Fantas. I'm slowly getting there!
                          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                          • I've only had one in the past week. Slowly working on it.

                            Slowly losing a bit of weight...but the Wii Fit still says I'm 16 pounds more than I was last time I was on it. Urgh.
                            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                            • I impressed the 5-year-old on Thursday. She thought I was going to catch the house on fire.

                              Apparently I should not heat coconut oil in a skillet, and then put a frozen tilapia in it. It spits oil. Onto the gas burner. And then the pan catches on fire.
                              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                              • It's a pain in the butt trying to go back on primal when no one else is doing it. I need to quit whining and just do it.
                                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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