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  • Ah, joy. Good to know.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • Originally posted by geostump View Post
      I also forgot to mention that my own mom told my husband why he shouldn't marry me. Nice lady.
      My mom once said, "I would really hate to be your first wife"

      Well, my first wife might agree with her.

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      • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
        My mom once said, "I would really hate to be your first wife"

        Well, my first wife might agree with her.
        I had an ex once call me- ME!- "high maintenance." If you want something requiring less maintenance than me, you'd have to get a cactus.
        I also had the same ex call me "difficult to manage." My response was "No shit, Sherlock. What gave you the first clue?"
        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
          I had an ex once call me- ME!- "high maintenance." If you want something requiring less maintenance than me, you'd have to get a cactus.
          I also had the same ex call me "difficult to manage." My response was "No shit, Sherlock. What gave you the first clue?"
          Probably how you kept untying the tether to the stove, insisted on wearing shoes, and forgot you were only ment to speak when spoke too. I mean, gheesh, get a clue will ya?

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          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
            I had an ex once call me- ME!- "high maintenance." If you want something requiring less maintenance than me, you'd have to get a cactus.
            I also had the same ex call me "difficult to manage." My response was "No shit, Sherlock. What gave you the first clue?"
            I've killed a cactus before. Apparently you do still need to water them...
            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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            • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
              Probably how you kept untying the tether to the stove, insisted on wearing shoes, and forgot you were only ment to speak when spoke too. I mean, gheesh, get a clue will ya?
              Nah, she probably kept taking them off in public.
              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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              • Apparently, when faced with the prospect of one internet connection for 3 people, BS gets around to calling to get internet set up pretty darn quick.
                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
                  Apparently, when faced with the prospect of one internet connection for 3 people, BS gets around to calling to get internet set up pretty darn quick.
                  smart man.

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                  • I am way too happy about the fact that the CSB has new videos up since the last time I looked. Yay for explanations of how things explode!
                    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                    • Naiad - no cowboy church. Oct. 1.
                      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                      • Invite or in party or unknown yet?
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                        • Definitely an invite. You are most welcome to be in the party if you want to torture yourself like that.
                          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                          • Invite, in party, unkown yet?
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                            • Whup. Duplicate and can't edit on phonr.
                              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                              • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                                Whup. Duplicate and can't edit on phonr.
                                Whoops. Your phonr needs better internet capabilities.
                                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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