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  • #16
    Remind me one day and I'll make hot and sour soup for you.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • #17
      !!!!!!!

      Will do!

      Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

      My efforts smelled like...something you don't want to eat.
      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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      • #18
        Got more spinach, so going to make my green smoothie this morning. Going to try adding a bit of coconut oil to it in addition to the lemon CLO.

        BS just told me that he may or may not be back tonight. That could be a problem, because he was supposed to show me tonight where to pick up his kids tomorrow! Why didn't he tell me this LAST night so we could go then? I might be picking up his mother so SHE can show me where to pick them up (she doesn't drive).
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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        • #19
          Dear Magic Bullet:

          You have been warned multiple times about trying to taste my food (leaking into the motor area). You are henceforth fired for poor performance, and due no unemployment or further compensation. Your replacement will be here tonight.

          Signed,
          Twibble
          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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          • #20
            Really freakin' weird dream right before I woke up. I was trying to return a "toy" (yeah, that kind of toy) to Target, with the receipt, and the lady was insisting she could not process my return without seeing my pillow.

            Yeah, I have no idea either.
            Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

            If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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            • #21
              At least you weren't trying to return your magic bullet that you'd used as a "toy".....
              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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              • #22
                That idea hurts.
                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                • #23
                  The Magic Bullet ticked me off before I got a chance to add the coconut oil to smoothie this morning. Apparently I need it, 'cause I'm STARVING right now.

                  Grrrr. Another hour and a half until lunch.
                  Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                  If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                  • #24
                    I bought the Magic Bullet's replacement during lunchtime. A nice little Hamilton-Beach blender for less than 1/3 the price.

                    MB goes into the trash tonight.
                    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                    • #25
                      Yay! BS will be home tonight! I have a heater for tonight!

                      I think I'm going to make egg drop soup and the bacon cheddar scones someone posted here for dinner.
                      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                      Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                      • #26
                        I made egg drop soup, but didn't have enough time to do the bacon cheddar scones.

                        I'm not going to get to take a lunch today, and I forgot to bring something with me to eat. Looks like I'll be having almonds and dried apricots for lunch.

                        At least I had a BIG smoothie this morning. And a piece of bacon.

                        The new blender seems to be working well, but I have to add a bit more liquid than I'm used to. I'll experiment this weekend with adding coconut milk and blackberries (instead of pineapple and peaches) to it - that way I'll have time to make a new one if I don't like it.
                        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                        • #27
                          Almost forgot...I made a green smoothie last night and left out the peaches because BS wanted to try it, and he doesn't like peaches.

                          He drank most of my smoothie, then asked me what health stuff and nutrients we were supposed to be getting out of it!
                          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                          Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                          • #28
                            Hey Twibble... just popping in to say hi!

                            Yeah, I'd hold off on P90X until you get the food sitch figured out... but, you can always watch them and use stuff he does as ideas of things to do to build up your strength in the meantime. But since you've been not so active for a while, I'd go easy... walking, playing (like with NK), just being more active in general. Tossing some pushups on the counter when you're cooking... stuffs like that there.

                            For me, I do cooking on Sundays... so I have foods to pack for the rest of the week. Makes a BIG difference for me in easiness... if I can't for some reason it can be tough to get it all together all week. Mostly I'll cook up some chicken, maybe some scrambled eggs and a load of bacon and bake some sweet potatoes... prep salad mixin's and sometimes cook something extra like a roast or mixed veggies to pair up with various stuff. Sometimes ground beef for burgers and taco salad... that kind of thing. You might not need to cook for the whole week, but having some chicken and veggies premade in the fridge can make a hurried lunch prep MUCH easier... just a thought!

                            Anyways... welcome to the madhouse, get in yer strait jacket and come on in!
                            sigpic "Boy I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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                            • #29
                              But it's so much harder to bounce off the walls in the straight jacket!

                              I need to start cooking big batches on the weekends instead of doing it all during the week.
                              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                              Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                              • #30
                                I should throw a chicken in the crockpot on Sunday.

                                Celery, onion, garlic...are parsnips allowed? ;-)
                                Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                                If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                                Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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