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  • I think it is amazing how in such a short time this conversation went from wanting super powers to some girl on girl action with Natalie Portman and Patrick getting it on with Jet Li. That's why I love you guys, it's never boring.
    My blog: My Primal Adventure

    "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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    • Originally posted by Patrick View Post
      Ewww. Megan Fox? For realz? Her stupidity = me limp as hell. She's hot, but she's so damn insipid. Give me Scarlett Johansson and/or Natalie Portman. Megan Fox just reminds me of a girl I knew in high-school: hot hot hot. We went to a restaurant and she turns to me and whispers "Oh my god! That woman has the same name as the restaurant!" ...it was a fucking restaurant name tag, the name of the restaurant being Ruby King. Everyone working there had that name tag. Holy christ she was stupid.

      Stupid kills boners.
      Yep, I'm with you there. Just don't get Natalie Portman talking about being vegetarian and you should be good.
      My blog: My Primal Adventure

      "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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      • Originally posted by skink531 View Post
        Yep, I'm with you there. Just don't get Natalie Portman talking about being vegetarian and you should be good.
        Duct tape fixes that. Just sayin.
        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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        • Ultimately, if I had to bang a chick for survival it better be Kate Winslet or Drew Barrymore because are the only ones that really do it for me.
          Georgette

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          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
            Duct tape fixes that. Just sayin.
            Hahahaha! Winnar of the day, if not the week.
            August 2010: 207 lb, 37" waist, 25+% BF | Currently: 177 lb, 33" waist, ~15% BF

            I have a new site up and will soon be blogging at The Wayward Mind. (My journal is semi-retired at this point)

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            • I will say Natalie Portman looks better pregnant.
              Georgette

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              • Originally posted by geostump View Post
                I will say Natalie Portman looks better pregnant.
                I love how abjectly and unapologetically fucking weird we all are.
                August 2010: 207 lb, 37" waist, 25+% BF | Currently: 177 lb, 33" waist, ~15% BF

                I have a new site up and will soon be blogging at The Wayward Mind. (My journal is semi-retired at this point)

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                • Originally posted by Patrick View Post
                  I love how abjectly and unapologetically fucking weird we all are.
                  I am weird and accept it.

                  I've always had the same theory about men when it comes to sex. If I think I could break you, I wouldn't even attempt a relationship with you. Men that are smaller than me just are't that physically attractive to me. I guess that's why I like linebackers.
                  Georgette

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                  • Originally posted by geostump View Post
                    I am weird and accept it.

                    I've always had the same theory about men when it comes to sex. If I think I could break you, I wouldn't even attempt a relationship with you. Men that are smaller than me just are't that physically attractive to me. I guess that's why I like linebackers.
                    Speaking for shorter guys everywhere, we are tougher than we look.
                    My blog: My Primal Adventure

                    "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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                    • Originally posted by skink531 View Post
                      Speaking for shorter guys everywhere, we are tougher than we look.
                      After I graduated high school, I dated a guy that was 5'7, 5'8 and weighed 145. I was about 155-160 and I felt awkward. To me he just looked skinny and scrawny and it did nothing for me. My dad was also that same build and with him being sick, maybe I just equated that to being weak and unattractive.
                      Georgette

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                      • Dave, you might be shorter, but you're freakin' big enough to crush skulls. I've seen the pics. I had to change my pants.
                        August 2010: 207 lb, 37" waist, 25+% BF | Currently: 177 lb, 33" waist, ~15% BF

                        I have a new site up and will soon be blogging at The Wayward Mind. (My journal is semi-retired at this point)

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                        • Originally posted by Patrick View Post
                          Dave, you might be shorter, but you're freakin' big enough to crush skulls. I've seen the pics. I had to change my pants.
                          HAHAHAHA...thanks.
                          My blog: My Primal Adventure

                          "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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                          • Ok..first...Skink, where are the pics? Did I see them? I cant recall...direct me to the post please.

                            And Patrick, I'm sorry dude but right here is where we part ways. Portman over Fox? You got to be shitting me, right? The only way Portman beats out Fox is if its about who smells more like a man...

                            Not getting that one at all, buddy. And from what I hear...Fox only plays stupid in the movies. She really gave em hell for her money and all during this past shooting of Transformers. She quit the cast several times (I dont recall exactly why but they came crawling back to her) and ended up reworking her contract. But you are right...for all I know she could be as dumb as a box of rocks. But for that matter...so could Portman. And she smells bad too...
                            If you can just get your....mind together....then come on across to me.....
                            James Marshall (Jimi)Hendrix

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                            • Fox isn't even in the last Transformers movie. Some blonde chick is in it. As for Portman, she seems to be beautiful in an attainable sort of way. Fox hell she could be Angelina Jolie's younger sister for all we know. Yep they look alike.
                              Georgette

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                              • Nacho, there back on page 3 of my journal.

                                And yes Fox is very hot, but so is Portman. Both very beautiful in different ways. I'll accept both as legitimate choices.
                                My blog: My Primal Adventure

                                "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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