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  • Because lifting weights is hard and most people are lazy.

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    • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
      Hehe... I'll give you some plus points if you wear them like that.

      But then I've been known to hang in some freaky clubs.
      Many years ago I worked the door on a club which was frequented by the occasional leather Queen. A habit I picked up was once I'dlet someonethrob the door was turning around and watching them walk in and up the stairs (see where I'm going with this?..).

      Now the purpose of doing so was that drunkv folks can often hold it together long enough to appear sooner enough at the door to get in, but often give them self away once theyre in, especially when faced with steep stairs. Likewise asshats (straight, gay and anything in between) can behave pleasant to a doorman but then betray their true identity as soon as they think they are safely in the club. We used to get groups of staunch young straight guys trying to get in to "experience" the sights, often this was at the urging of a particular member of the group who was either a little too interested or you could just tell would end up not able to actually handle being hit on by a 6' 3" drag Queen and get punchy.

      So, one evening after I'd been working there for a few weeks to gentlemen in their 50's to 60's, both wearing long over coats approached the door and after a brief (and very straight sounding chat with my very straight doorman colleague ) about the rugby matches earlier that night, entered the club. As was now my habit, I turned to watch then walk up the stairs just in time for them to have finished taking off their coats and see basically two shiny white arses, arms and white haired heads float up the dimly lit stairs thanks to the black leather chaps and waistcoats.

      The other guy on the door couldn't stop laughing at the look on my face. He knew the guys and exactly what I was going to see when I turned around
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      • Men - look no further: the answer is here!

        "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

        In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

        - Ray Peat

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        • Originally posted by YogaBare View Post
          Men - look no further: the answer is here!
          I'm wearing two. You know, to look twice as buff.

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          • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
            I'm wearing two. You know, to look twice as buff.
            One over the other, or one in the front, one in the back?
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            • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
              One over the other, or one in the front, one in the back?
              Well, I know the ladies like a well-muscled back view so obviously one on the front and one on the back. Do you think a third might be over doing it?

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              • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                Well, I know the ladies like a well-muscled back view so obviously one on the front and one on the back. Do you think a third might be over doing it?
                Not if you plan to roll it up and stick it down the front of your pants. Your popularity with the ladies will skyrocket!
                The Champagne of Beards

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                • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                  Not if you plan to roll it up and stick it down the front of your pants. Your popularity with the ladies will skyrocket!
                  I see you have sussed out my master plan. I plan to hold it all in place with ducted tape and fishing line. I hear that is manly.
                  Last edited by canio6; 06-21-2013, 11:29 AM.

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                  • LOL. That thing is pretty funny.

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                    • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                      Not if you plan to roll it up and stick it down the front of your pants. Your popularity with the ladies will skyrocket!
                      Don't forget the back of the pants! We ladies do love a plastic-hard, chest shaped butt
                      "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

                      In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

                      - Ray Peat

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                      • Originally posted by YogaBare View Post
                        Don't forget the back of the pants! We ladies do love a plastic-hard, chest shaped butt
                        Don't forget the front of the pants either

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                        • It is :-)

                          Oddly it's ok for women to put rubber chicken fillets in their bras/wear padded bras to make their boobs look bigger, paint their faces to change its shape and shaping under wear to give them a waist and shrink their butt/make it bigger..

                          But if a guy puts on fake abs or balled up socks in his pants.. :-D

                          [Edit: to correct damn autocorrect of "boobs" to "bobs".
                          Last edited by Misabi; 06-21-2013, 08:55 PM.
                          If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

                          Originally posted by tfarny
                          If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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                          • Originally posted by Misabi View Post
                            It is :-)

                            Oddly it's ok for women to put rubber chicken fillets in their bras/wear padded bras to make their bobs look bigger, paint their faces to change its shape and shaping under wear to give them a waist and shrink their butt/make it bigger..

                            But if a guy puts on fake abs or balled up socks in his pants.. :-D
                            Rubber chicken fillets in their bras??? Wha??....??
                            Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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                            • Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
                              Rubber chicken fillets in their bras??? Wha??....??
                              He's from New Zealand. That means upside-down of whatever it means here. It...can't be translated.
                              The Champagne of Beards

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                              • Silicone "chicken cutlets" like they sell at victorias secret or whatever.

                                Seriously.
                                Google any form of "silicone cutlet" or "silicone chicken cutlet" and you get a metric ton of fake breast enhancer gadgets.

                                Evidently a lot of them are clear now but they used to be all "flesh toned" and looked almost exactly like a boneless skinless chicken boob made out of soft squishy plastic.

                                http://www.cosmopolitan.com/hairstyl...utlets#slide-1

                                They are mandatory equipment for every Hooter's girl. Just like the pantyhose that are worn under the shorts.
                                Last edited by cori93437; 06-21-2013, 06:58 PM.
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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