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  • Originally posted by Slacker62
    I'd probably fuck the 15% guy in a pinch... but the 3-4% guy I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at... that's just too comical and unnatural.
    I knew a chick dating a body builder... you'd probably also be laughing at his malfunctioning equipment from the dehydration and overuse of stims.
    Her dude could like never perform.
    And ick.

    But!
    Cue the HodgeTwins!!!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • Originally posted by Slacker62
      So once again, we're talking about a couple of gay dudes pretending to be straight muscle builders.
      They're straight... they just like to act like idiots.
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • Originally posted by Slacker62
        Nah, those two have their dicks in each others mouths... no doubt about it.
        Well... that's a whole other level of sick then, because that's incest.
        They're identical twins.

        If they did though... I'd watch that.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by Slacker62
          Nah, those two have their dicks in each others mouths... no doubt about it.
          Agree. Gay as a French horn.
          The Champagne of Beards

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          • Originally posted by Slacker62
            Honestly, the only people I know who loved the movie '300' were gay dudes who jacked off to it, what with all those men running around in leather and such. So for all you body-building gay dudes out there... let's see some skin! I could totally use some jack-off material here. You know you lift weights just to please other men. Be honest about it and I'll totally jack off to you!
            thread just got weird
            The Champagne of Beards

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            • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
              thread just got weird
              Real weird
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • I'm confused. Slacker a man?

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                • Originally posted by Stacy15 View Post
                  I'm confused. Slacker a man?
                  Whatever, certainly not playing with a full deck...

                  I am a gay man and have watched 300 many times, but not once to jack off.. I'd rather watch actual porn for that than a cgi epic with guys who have painted on six packs ;-)
                  Last edited by Misabi; 06-19-2013, 06:32 PM.
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                  Originally posted by tfarny
                  If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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                  • Originally posted by Misabi View Post
                    I'd rather watch actual porn for that than a cgi epic with guys who have painted on six packs ;-)
                    This reminds me of:

                    The AB Hancer [PIC]

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                    • Originally posted by Graycat View Post
                      This reminds me of:

                      The AB Hancer [PIC]
                      Hilarious. Which led me to this:
                      If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

                      Originally posted by tfarny
                      If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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                      • Originally posted by Misabi View Post
                        Whatever, certainly not playing with a full deck...

                        I am a gay man and have watched 300 many times, but not one to jack off.. I'd rather watch actual porn for that than a cgi epic with guys who have painted on six packs ;-)
                        I think I need to see 300

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                        • Originally posted by Stacy15 View Post
                          I think I need to see 300
                          Lol it's a good watch if you like over the top gory action movies based on graphic novels, and of course the fact that it's full of fit semi naked guys doesn't hurt ;-)

                          It's just not top of my list of "materiel", if you get my drift :-)
                          If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

                          Originally posted by tfarny
                          If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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                          • Originally posted by Misabi View Post
                            fit semi naked guys
                            unlike others on this thread I like this. Paleo slut I guess....
                            Last edited by Stacy15; 06-19-2013, 06:45 PM.

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                            • Dude, I'm the straightest guy on earth and I think 300 is awesome. Chopping people in half is badass.

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                              • 300 is eye candy, sure, but it's mostly good clean gory fun times

                                also, the muscles were real, they were shaded to look exceptionally ridiculously manly and stylized

                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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