The best, and by that I mean worst, one I've seen yet.... This kid (more on this guy later) grabbed one croch high box, one ankle high box, and proceeded to fashion himself a throne inside the Smith machine. Sitting on the high box, with the balls of his feet on the low box, he carefully placed a towel over his knees with a couple of 35's on the bar and did calf raises. All I could say was "really, dude?" Theres a WHOLE ridiculous machine in the back JUST FOR CALF RAISES..... but you had to make your own.... This dude is usually in the locker room the same time I'm changing.... and he's got this "Bill Nye the Science Guy" routine he does. In his locker, mind you, he spends 5 to 10 minutes creating, sipping, and remixing these concoctions of what I can only imagine are a mix of whey, NO Xplode, Methamphetamine, and that Ronnie Colman sample shit that GNC sends you whenever you buy something online. The other day I walk in.... and the guys is, in between sips of his Megalobangolo-die-M$#@%%F%$^'er-die drank, making a peanut butter-jelly sandwhich..... IN HIS LOCKER!!!!! All I hear is "chomp-chomp-sluuuurp-sluuurp-chomp"
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