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  • Sh*t Climbers Say

    For all my climbers out there...this is fucking hilarious haha

    http://player.vimeo.com/video/350368...e=0&portrait=0
    "The mountains are calling and I must go."
    --John Muir


    "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
    --Tommy Caldwell


    ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
    --Hyperlithic

  • #2
    That is funny...and not entirely related to sh*t climbers.
    Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
    PS
    Don't forget to play!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
      That is funny...and not entirely related to sh*t climbers.
      Haha oh yes we all do it, even the pros like moi
      "The mountains are calling and I must go."
      --John Muir


      "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
      --Tommy Caldwell


      ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
      --Hyperlithic

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      • #4
        Another good one if you have not seen it: Vertical Limit Guide to Climbing
        Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
        PS
        Don't forget to play!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
          Another good one if you have not seen it: Vertical Limit Guide to Climbing
          Jesus that's so bad haha. Always be the one with the knife! Lmao
          "The mountains are calling and I must go."
          --John Muir


          "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
          --Tommy Caldwell


          ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
          --Hyperlithic

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          • #6
            I liked the exploding bolts.
            Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
            PS
            Don't forget to play!

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            • #7
              Clymb and Dirlot,

              Holy freaking amazing. Thank you for those!

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              • #8
                The range of excuses in clymb's post are fantastic.
                Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
                PS
                Don't forget to play!

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                • #9
                  here is the list of these videos that apply to me:

                  shit climbers say
                  shit yoga chicks say
                  shit girls say (episodes 1-4 so far)
                  shit white girls say to black girls (omg, this was embarrassing)
                  shit new age girls say (yes, indeedy)


                  there are probably others. LOL

                  btu it is true. i don't climb for the grades. can i have a sip of your water?

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                  • #10
                    Grok climbed outdoors...eom.

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                    • #11
                      This is still my favorite though, out of all of them:

                      Can you tell me about rock climbing? - YouTube

                      All so true!
                      "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                      --John Muir


                      "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                      --Tommy Caldwell


                      ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                      --Hyperlithic

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Clymb View Post
                        This is still my favorite though, out of all of them:

                        Can you tell me about rock climbing? - YouTube

                        All so true!
                        Oh that is hilarious!!!
                        Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
                        PS
                        Don't forget to play!

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                        • #13
                          I can't see these videos on my connection right now (back to 56k days, almost!) but did you guys see the speed climbing comp? HOLY FUCK. I didn't think humans could ascend vertically that fast. Some Chinese dude won by a fraction of a second.
                          I used to seriously post here, now I prefer to troll.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                            here is the list of these videos that apply to me:

                            shit climbers say
                            shit yoga chicks say
                            shit girls say (episodes 1-4 so far)
                            shit white girls say to black girls (omg, this was embarrassing)
                            shit new age girls say (yes, indeedy)


                            there are probably others. LOL

                            btu it is true. i don't climb for the grades. can i have a sip of your water?
                            Those are actual vids? Links?
                            "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                            --John Muir


                            "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                            --Tommy Caldwell


                            ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                            --Hyperlithic

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                            • #15
                              Monty Python - Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road - YouTube

                              Here is another good one

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