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The Fuming Fuji Says No to Gogurt
Posted By Worker Bee On January 9, 2007 @ 1:08 pm In Humor,Hype,Raising Healthy Children | Comments Disabled
The Fuming Fuji is outraged at the marketing of toxic food, especially when it’s aimed at the small fry. This week, the Fuming Fuji has decided to have a serious problem with Gogurt.
But, Fuming Fuji, you ask, isn’t calcium on-the-go better than a popsicle?
The Fuming Fuji says no!
The claim: Apparently, kids can’t get enough of the cool wonderfulness of flavors like “Cool Cotton Candy”. Yoplait says – and the Fuji quotes – “wholesome goodness.”
The catch: Gogurt is like crack for youngsters, only sweeter.
The comeback: Oh, come on, it’s better than a popsicle.
The conclusion: The Fuming Fuji tried to ignore your popsicle comparison the first time you asked it. Just because yogurt is not quite as bad as a popsicle does not make it healthy. Gogurt is a sugar-laden, chemical-filled joke!
The catchphrase: Gogurt – just like yogurt, only really terrible.
Disclaimer: Mark Sisson and the Worker Bees do not necessarily endorse the views of the Fuming Fuji.
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