Contest: Title Twisters
The Prize:
Nut Butters. Forget peanut butter. Premier Organics makes the good stuff. Their Artisana line includes almond butter, walnut butter, pecan butter, macadamia nut butter, cashew butter, and the singularly wild coconut butter (warm it slightly and it becomes a gooey mouth-spooning indulgence). Winner will receive 10 on the go pouches (one of each variety), and three full jars; one each of almond, macadamia, and coconut butters.
Fermented Vegetable Juice. Yes, you heard right. Zukay, the folks who donated the delightfully tasty salad dressings last year are back with a new brew. Called Kvass (not to be mistaken with the weak and useless bread juice), these are sugarless, tangy juices derived from fermented beets, carrots, and other veggies. Winner will receive a six pack of Veggie Kvass drinks in his or her choice of flavor.
The Contest:
Read all the rules before entering.
Have a topic, subject, or good idea for a blog post on MDA? Now’s your chance to suggest it. In the comments section below, leave a title for a future post on Mark’s Daily Apple.
That’s pretty much it. Tell me what you’d like to see covered on MDA with just the article title, and do it with as much creativity and cleverness as you can. I’ll pick a winner and will use submissions for future MDA article ideas.
The Deadline:
Midnight, tonight!
Who is Eligible:
Because these are consumable/potable, only US residents can win them. In the case of an international winner, a substitute prize will be awarded.
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Posted By: Mark Sisson
Grokette goddess: was she really lean and ripped or was she fleshy but strong?
Shopping Sprints: How to buy primal food without spending too much time or money
Primal on Pennies (eating Primal on a budget)
Functional Fitness: Fast and Free!
I think People in general will love to hear that they don’t have to work out for at least 30 minutes, 3 or 4 times a week. And they don’t need any stinkin $19.95 dvd!
It Was a Dark and Stormy Era: a serialized novel of Grok and his world.
Grok’s Midnight Munchies: The Truth Behind Eating Before Sleeping
CW says that anything you eat before going to sleep will be stored as fat. What is the truth, if any, behind this notion. Or what types of food would.be best(if it even makes a difference) to eat later at night.
How about a regular recipes feature called “Becasue Bacon Makes Everything Better…” followed by whatever bacon indulgent recipe we get to enjoy.
“Because Bacon Makes Everything Better: Bacon Wrapped Asparagus”
“Because Bacon Makes Everything Better: Bacon and Mushroom Meatza”
Cardiovascular disease: How to live primal and still dodge the bullet
How to watch cooking show porn and not go back to the Dark Side.
How about Primal Maintenance covering things for skin, hair, teeth, etc.
Primal living in the military.
Coming out of the closet: How to tell SAD folks that you’ve gone primal
Going Primal On A Budget: When Rice and Beans are Out of the Question
Antibiotics: Recovering from The “Cure”
“50 Ways to Leave your Blubber”
(List of one line primal rhymes)
The problem’s all inside CW, he said to me. The answer is quite easy, you just live life primally.
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be healthy. There must be 50 ways to leave your blubber:
Just slip in the fat back, Jack.
Put your barefeet on the land, stan.
Get of the gym, Jim,
and just walk away.
…
hey, it sounds like fun to me!
later,
b
Kimchi: Ferment Your Own Fragrant Food
I would love to see some “easy” meals for people making the transition from packaged food to primal food!
President Clinton’s New Plant-Based Diet a Good Step in the Right Direction
Too late for the contest, but could you do a post on body aches and pains?
I’ve experience increased muscle aches on PB, even though I should be well past the low carb flu. I keep seeing others mention it on the forum with few good answers. I’d really like to find out about the cause and/or cure.
Could it be something weird like carbs have a narcotic effect so pain is more noticeable when they are reduced? Not enough protein? Not enough calories? Toxic crap leaving the body?
Pregnant and Primal: Balanced nutrition for my baby?
So I cleaned my cupboards, now what?
A little cheating never hurt… right?
Primal for the Holidays: How to stay Paleo and Eat With the Family
Fall off the Paleo Wagon? Get back on!
“Head Trip: Overcoming your eating disorder so you can live a primal life.”
“Baby steps: How to get off the couch and turn your life around one step at a time.”
I’m rather surprised that there aren’t other people on here who mention over eating disorders. I find that mine has been crippling every time I try to start this program. I’m sure that many of our 100+ to lose readers have the same problem.
The Primal Hobby Farm
How to combat sinus infections. Have been Primal for nine months, but ended up with another sinus infection, resulting deafness and debilating vertigo. No drugs used, again. Just saline washes with Nettie pot. Help!!
How about: To WOW or not to WOW. If your work week is wiping you out should you push yourself to workout anyone or lay off a little to mitigate the stress response???
How to get your picky eaters to eat primal.
How to mentally prepare yourself for the primal lifestyle.