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2 Oct

Contest: Title Twisters

artisan buttersThe Prize:

Nut Butters. Forget peanut butter. Premier Organics makes the good stuff. Their Artisana line includes almond butter, walnut butter, pecan butter, macadamia nut butter, cashew butter, and the singularly wild coconut butter (warm it slightly and it becomes a gooey mouth-spooning indulgence). Winner will receive 10 on the go pouches (one of each variety), and three full jars; one each of almond, macadamia, and coconut butters.

ZukayKvassFermented Vegetable Juice. Yes, you heard right. Zukay, the folks who donated the delightfully tasty salad dressings last year are back with a new brew. Called Kvass (not to be mistaken with the weak and useless bread juice), these are sugarless, tangy juices derived from fermented beets, carrots, and other veggies. Winner will receive a six pack of Veggie Kvass drinks in his or her choice of  flavor.

The Contest:

Read all the rules before entering.

Have a topic, subject, or good idea for a blog post on MDA? Now’s your chance to suggest it. In the comments section below, leave a title for a future post on Mark’s Daily Apple.

That’s pretty much it. Tell me what you’d like to see covered on MDA with just the article title, and do it with as much creativity and cleverness as you can. I’ll pick a winner and will use submissions for future MDA article ideas.

The Deadline:

Midnight, tonight!

Who is Eligible:

Because these are consumable/potable, only US residents can win them. In the case of an international winner, a substitute prize will be awarded.

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Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. Grokking Around: How to grok out with the kids at the playground!

    virginia mueller wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  2. Toddlers: The Ultimate Primal Role Models!

    virginia mueller wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  3. The Cultured Primal Life

    Where do cultures fit into the primal life

    cocobean wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  4. Defend your Grok-hood: How to appropriately defend/educate your Primal behavior to the CW skeptic.

    zach w wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  5. Grok in the Office Workspace: ergonomics, play-tools, and primal living in the desk/office environment.

    Ninja Lifter wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  6. Kombucha: Probiotic Tea?

    PJ wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  7. Primal Etiquette: Exposing the truth without using a club to the head!

    Robert wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  8. Heal Yourself – Heal the Planet

    Simrat wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  9. Primal Princess

    Weekly updates on being primal from a woman for women.

    Kristen wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  10. Primal Opposition Smackdown: A Look at Common Arguments Against Primal Living

    (could be a multiple-part series)

    George wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  11. Braindead in a Computer Age: How to keep your brain in shape without giving up your computer.

    Which leads me to suggest POWs (Puzzle of the Week) :) Just like WOWs but for your brain.

    Ben wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • I like the puzzle of the week idea, but, alas, I love puzzles!

      Sara wrote on October 4th, 2010
  12. The day in the life of little Grok! Primal happy meals and outdoor fun.

    BRAD wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  13. “What do you mean, you ‘don’t eat bread’?!” – Reintroducing Korg to his primal roots

    Laura wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • Like this one…

      Robert wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  14. Going Wild: Primal Hunting for Modern Man

    Ben wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  15. Groks Corner
    - One on one with the (cave) Man himself

    Tyler wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  16. Primal Offspring: How to raise a baby Grok in a world of CW.

    Steven wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  17. Grok Couldn’t, But You Can!

    Using modern conveniences to your advantage. (Food processors, restaurants, gyms, playgrounds,…)

    Lisa wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  18. Primal Night Out
    Suggestions for restaurants that serve wild game, grass-fed meat and other primal goodies. (Would kind of have to be opened up so people from all over could suggest places so a comprehensive list could be formed.)

    Ben wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  19. Primal Book Club: What Every Grok Should Read

    It could be a BOM (book of the month) column where at the beginning of each month, a new book is highlighted and readers can then post their own reviews in the comments sections.

    Stan wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • I like this. I also think we need a monthly or bi-monthly Primal magazine. Every time I’m at the grocery store looking at the racks of magazines with their various lean and low fat recipes and articles I think, we need a magazine for Grok!

      Kathy wrote on October 4th, 2010
  20. “Living Primal in Middle America”

    How to work with limited fresh fruit and vegetable selections, and where biscuits and gravy rule the menu!

    Katherine Jonas wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  21. The Proof is in the Pork Chops: Top 10 Scientific Articles to Counter Conventional Wisdom and Convert the Primal Cynic

    Laurie wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  22. Have It Your Way: How to order a primal meal anywhere.

    You could make people aware of things that restaurants will do to food that people don’t think about, like cook in margarine, and suggest ways to order the most primal meal possible (e.g. Can I have my steak cooked in butter?)

    Ben wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  23. Move over Sizzlean, it’s time for bacon.

    ChrisG wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  24. Primal vacations. Where to go and what to do (eat, drink, play).

    Michelle DeLorenzo wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  25. I Have to be Optimal Before I Can be Awesome

    Having patience while my body works to right itself before it becomes strong, healthy and layered in beautiful muscle and appropriate fat.

    Susan wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • I like this. Boy this is something I need!

      Kathy wrote on October 4th, 2010
  26. How to not become old in ten easy steps.

    What to do when Carpal Tunnel Syndrome knocks.

    How to explain to unprimal friends that eating fat will help you to lose fat.

    ElizaGrok wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  27. Perhaps a blob post or two that addresses, under the precept of ‘bad things happen to good people’, what happens when despite having fully achieved the Primal Sweet Spot you are beset by injury, illness or disease.

    BAC'man wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • Yeah and how to eat while sick. You know the old saying feed a cold, starve a fever does this actually apply? Could fasting help or make it worse? And when eating what might be optimal?

      TriGirl (sick in bed) wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  28. The Primal Bedroom: How living primal affects sex.

    Becca wrote on October 2nd, 2010
    • hmm…interesting.

      Annie wrote on October 2nd, 2010
      • Nice.

        Mademoiselle wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  29. Primal Sides, an article highlighting tasty primal side dishes that you can take to a potluck/work function/holiday meal that won’t scare the non-Primals

    Leigh wrote on October 2nd, 2010
  30. Eat your Veggies!!! (Lists of seasonal veggies and what people are doing with them.)

    Megan wrote on October 2nd, 2010

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