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September 20, 2012

Contest: Title Twisters

By Mark Sisson
744 Comments

The Prize:

Organic, grass-fed, grass-finished beef jerky, dried mango, roasted and salted macadamia nuts, marcona almonds and dried cranberries, all conveniently vacuum-sealed into perfect serving sizes and delivered directly to your front door? Umm… yes please! And don’t forget Primal Pacs have no preservatives, grains or gluten, so they’re perfectly Primal.

The lucky winner of today’s contest gets 25 Large Primal Pacs. Retail value: $160.

Bonus: Use promo code “mda” for free shipping. Good for only two days.

And all you have to do for a chance to win is…

The Contest:

Have a topic, subject, or good idea for a blog post on MDA? Now’s your chance to suggest it. In the comments section below, leave a title for a future post on Mark’s Daily Apple.

That’s pretty much it. Tell me what you’d like to see covered on MDA with just the article title, and do it with as much creativity and cleverness as you can.

Each title submitted counts as one contest entry. Five entries per person are allowed.

Eligibility:

Any U.S. resident. Sorry worldwide readers. Most countries prohibit import of meat products.

The Contest End Time:

September 23, midnight, PDT.

How the Winner Will Be Determined:

I’ll pick a winner and will use submissions for future MDA article ideas.

To track all the contests visit the 2012 Primal Blueprint 21-Day Challenge Contest Page for daily updates.

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744 Comments on "Contest: Title Twisters"

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Morgan
Morgan
4 years 5 days ago

Overweight Vegetarians vs. Overweight Groks

Elise
Elise
4 years 5 days ago

Food for Fuzzy Feelings

lockard
lockard
4 years 5 days ago

how did grok cover up his essentials

David Regan
David Regan
4 years 5 days ago

The Best Ways To Help Others Go Primal…

Josie N.
Josie N.
4 years 2 days ago

Hardest thing I’ve found with being primal is discussing it with others!

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

How to be primal in outer space

Alison
Alison
4 years 5 days ago

Haha!

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
4 years 5 days ago

Water bears can do it.

Alyssa
Alyssa
4 years 4 days ago

Honey badgers can do it.

LucyW
LucyW
4 years 2 days ago

They just don’t GAF.

Nick
Nick
4 years 4 days ago

Second that “haha”

Beth
Beth
4 years 5 days ago

Pathetic Non-Primal Prying into Persistent Primal Parenting

or

Getting Grandma to Grudgingly Give Grok a little Gredit (that’s Credit) 😉

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

What’s the deal with nudism?

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

Hairs

Alison
Alison
4 years 5 days ago

Scott should win.

Rich Merrill
Rich Merrill
4 years 5 days ago

Studies and experiments we’d like to see from the NuSI

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

Primal Sex (as opposed to tantric sex)

Beth
Beth
4 years 5 days ago

Throwing a Primal Party on a budget!

AnuCool
AnuCool
4 years 5 days ago

+1

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

.. crop hunting, shoplifting, free coffee and social assistance

Savannah
Savannah
4 years 5 days ago

Primal Life in the City

JPizzay
JPizzay
4 years 5 days ago

I love this!

Primal Toad
Primal Toad
4 years 3 days ago

+1

I’m in Chicago this weekend so it seems like a fantastic idea! And I’m leaning towards moving to Austin in october!

Chelsea Wall
Chelsea Wall
4 years 2 days ago

Do it Toad, do it! You will love it here.

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

Did Grok (have time to) meditate?

Andrew
Andrew
4 years 5 days ago

Raw Vegans… Getting Close or Have It Right?

Terence Flynn
Terence Flynn
4 years 5 days ago

As a Physical education teacher I think it would be great if you talk about Primal fitness for kids as a program in school.

mars
mars
4 years 5 days ago

Primaltime and the livin’ is easy

Nicky
Nicky
4 years 5 days ago

Depression, Anxiety, and other Mental Illnesses… How do we deal with them primall?

Madame Flintstone
Madame Flintstone
4 years 5 days ago

Like me.

Beth
Beth
4 years 5 days ago

A Crock Pot Contest!
Reader created recipes (perfect for fall weather).

Meg
Meg
4 years 5 days ago

Or maybe a GROK Pot? tee hee

Steffo
Steffo
4 years 5 days ago

lmao

Christina208
Christina208
4 years 5 days ago

YES! I second that. I am always on the hunt for crockpot recipes- so nice when the whole family is gone all day!

Divekat
Divekat
4 years 5 days ago

Yes! This is a great idea. I need some more crockpot recipes.

Chelsea Wall
Chelsea Wall
4 years 2 days ago

Yes!!!

Lissa
4 years 5 days ago

Feed a Fever, Starve a Cold: How to Eat Primal When Under the Weather

BonzoGal
BonzoGal
4 years 5 days ago

Love this idea!

anadolis
anadolis
4 years 5 days ago

Ditto!

Pam
Pam
4 years 5 days ago

this one is good, especially with the upcoming cold/flu season

Madame Flintstone
Madame Flintstone
4 years 5 days ago

Bone broth with two crushed cloves garlic, wakame and a forkful of miso stirred in.
Followed a bit later by lemon, garlic, ginger and 1/8 teaspoon of cayenne in hot water, honey to taste if you’re a bit of a wuss then early to bed.
Wake up feeling a million bucks.
Hasn’t failed me in five years, not even once.
Eat as usual and repeat if necessary.

Meesha
Meesha
4 years 5 days ago

Is There Ever a Time to Eat Less Meat?

Jeff
Jeff
4 years 5 days ago

Effects of insulin in a high fat diet

primitiverenaissance
4 years 5 days ago

Special Diets: Primal eating with other dietary restrictions (such as renal diet, etc.)

Complimentary Colors: How/Whether various antioxidants work together

Where to Hunt and Gather: (Reader-submitted?) Profiles of the Most Primal-Friendly Restaurants

Marty
Marty
4 years 5 days ago

The Primal Closet – How to come out to friends…

Beth
Beth
4 years 5 days ago

LOL. That’s great!

lyndaland
lyndaland
4 years 5 days ago

Awesome.

Andrea
Andrea
4 years 5 days ago

Digg it.

Ro
Ro
4 years 4 days ago

Love it!

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

I… uhhh… like to slaughter stuff. Only for nourishment or if they deserve it.[blush, to look polite]

Cassie
Cassie
4 years 5 days ago

What to do when you fall off the Primal Wagon.

Nicole
Nicole
4 years 4 days ago

+1

Meesha
Meesha
4 years 5 days ago

Underappreciated Magnesium

Beth
Beth
4 years 5 days ago

How to hit the hay early (when your significant other won’t turn off the tv/lights)!

Stevemid
Stevemid
4 years 5 days ago

#number# ways you may be inadvertently sabotaging your Primal lifestyle

Madame Flintstone
Madame Flintstone
4 years 5 days ago

Yeah like reading MDA comments all the time…
Love you Mark & Carrie! : )

Nicole Maki
4 years 5 days ago

Ease in to Primal or jump in with both feet? What to expect with each choice.

Julie
Julie
4 years 5 days ago

Make the Mooo-ve (From Cow’s Milk to Sheep): Exploring Novel Dairy Sources

Julie
4 years 5 days ago

Bullish on Grok: Stock tips for people who think primal eating is the future

Scott UK
Scott UK
4 years 5 days ago

+1 (How can I invest in lard?)

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

Be charitable and please a permanent couch potato? Yeah.. something else I’m guilty of. She got me drunk and I was desperate so it was a fair trade.

Sally
Sally
4 years 5 days ago

Primal Pregnancy: Benefits & Pitfalls

Jenna
Jenna
4 years 4 days ago

I second this one!!

Dave Crumby
Dave Crumby
4 years 5 days ago

Adrenal Glands. The affect of coffee, alcohol and/or even ejaculation has on Adrenals. Theory is that transformative breakthrus won’t occur without healthy Adrenals.

Nick
Nick
4 years 4 days ago

Second this….more on adrenals.

Clinton
Clinton
4 years 5 days ago

How to take down a Bison 101

Alix
Alix
4 years 5 days ago

This! 😀

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago
I can assure you this: if a raccoon is in a tree and you climb after it, it will probably climb out along a branch hoping you won’t follow. You can then shake this branch, causing it to fall out of the tree. Raccoons are tough though so it might able to run away before you climb back down. And possums can be easily stomped to death. Well, it might take quite a few stomps, but eventually the skull will break. After that they can be kicked around like a football. I really should have eaten that possum.. and it… Read more »
Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago
I once stomped a squirrel’s head in on the street in front of a bunch of strangers. The first stomp shattered its skull and the second one kind of flattened its whole head. I had shoes on so it wasn’t that much of a.. mean feet. It was lying there mangled with its tail twitching, I suppose hit by a car, maybe it fell out of a tree onto the road. that was just a couple days after holding someone’s head and staring into his eyes with a caring expression on my face as he faded, after his girlfriend stabbed… Read more »
Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

I might sound like a pathological liar but I tell the truth here. Maybe with a bit of estimation and generalization. My semantics might not be spot on but I don’t bullshit.

Corey
Corey
4 years 5 days ago

Evolutionary Importance of Flavor

Alisha
Alisha
4 years 5 days ago

The Primal Kitchen: Structure, Space, and Style.

Ashley
Ashley
4 years 5 days ago

Grok in the Wild: How to eat primal for extended backcountry trips

Primal Toad
Primal Toad
4 years 3 days ago

YES!!!

ken
ken
4 years 5 days ago

One Step Ahead: Perks of Going Barefoot on Uneven Surfaces

Julie
4 years 5 days ago

Primal smackdown: Which addiction is worse for you, sugar or smoking?

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

If smoking is as bad as sitting, can I blaze while standing?

Corey
Corey
4 years 5 days ago

Isocaloric Diets Work Too

Clinton
Clinton
4 years 5 days ago

The Primal Art of Seduction

Animanarchy
Animanarchy
3 years 10 months ago

Sprint? (kidding 😛 )

Meesha
Meesha
4 years 5 days ago

Contest: Start a Primal Meetup Group in Your Town

Sandy
Sandy
4 years 5 days ago

This is a good one!

Primal Toad
Primal Toad
4 years 3 days ago

The best one yet. Absolutely genius. If mark does not tackle this one in 2012 or early 2013 then you can bet that I will!

Roop
Roop
4 years 5 days ago

The trick to no treats (primal halloween for the kids).

BJML
BJML
4 years 5 days ago

Very timely! I like this one!

CrazyCatLady
CrazyCatLady
4 years 5 days ago

I really want this one! Can we finally dispel the myth that people put razors in apples?

Joe
Joe
4 years 4 days ago

California organic dates.

Jenna
Jenna
4 years 4 days ago

Last year I had some candy, but also had pencils, erasers, silly bands, stickers and temp tattoos. I’d say 75% of the kids went for the toys, esp the silly bands! The pencils were probably the least popular, tho.

Joanne - The Real Food Mama
4 years 4 days ago

Oh I do have an answer to that!

http://www.halloweencandybuyback.com/

The kids can still trick or treat….but they can turn in their candy (which is sent overseas to troops) for money and prizes! 😉

Clinton
Clinton
4 years 5 days ago

Which would you eat first: the chicken or the egg?

Ryan P
Ryan P
4 years 5 days ago

Cellulite: Can a primal lifestyle reduce it?

Clinton
Clinton
4 years 5 days ago

How to cure the STANK from your FiveFingers

Vicki N.
Vicki N.
4 years 5 days ago

You can freeze them, it kills the bacteria that cause odors 🙂

Rae
Rae
4 years 5 days ago

I just throw mine in the washer and dryer, they come out perfectly un-stanky!

Stephanie
4 years 5 days ago

Primal living on a really tight budget

Groktimus Primal
4 years 5 days ago

I am curious to know whether there is an validity to Earthing. I sounds cool but very hokey yet I have become much more open minded these days. You have a great talent for distilling the truth of things to the extent humanly possible.

BonzoGal
BonzoGal
4 years 5 days ago

The Primal Business Traveller: How to Stay Primal on the Road, in the Air, at Meetings, and in Hotels

gary
gary
4 years 5 days ago

What does a primal prepper stock up on?

Randy M
Randy M
4 years 5 days ago

How to eat food
(Basically, for various fruits, vegetables, meats, when should you peel or skin, when should avoid the seeds, pits, ligaments, bone, etc, & why)

Jessica
Jessica
4 years 5 days ago

Primal Babies: when rice cereal doesn’t come first…or ever!

Jenna
Jenna
4 years 4 days ago

I’d like to see this one, too!

Matt
Matt
4 years 5 days ago

Primal Roadkill: Hey! You gonna eat that?

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