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August 20, 2009

Contest Poll: Primal Quotable Quips

By Mark Sisson
12 Comments

This poll only lasts until 3 pm PST, so place your vote now!

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Notable Mentions

Stop killing wheat; eat more meat.

A spoon full of sugar makes your life expectancy go down.

If eating fat makes you fat, then eating brains will make me the smartest bastard ever!

Friends don’t let friends eat junk food. Go Primal!

Real Women eat meat!

I love sedentary, grain-eating people. They’re so much easier to hunt.

Walk a mile in Grok’s shoes….barefoot

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12 Comments on "Contest Poll: Primal Quotable Quips"

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Grok
7 years 1 month ago

Sweet, I made the list!

BestSelf
BestSelf
7 years 1 month ago

Ooh – me too! on both lists! 🙂

Lori
Lori
7 years 1 month ago

Boy, there are some tough choices there! I’d wear most of those on a t-shirt…

BestSelf
BestSelf
7 years 1 month ago

Now *that* idea is MONEY! 😀

Bianca
7 years 1 month ago

These are awesome. Nice job you guys..

Caroline
Caroline
7 years 1 month ago

Not to be a party pooper, but regarding the #2 contender…

Isn’t “Think Outside the Bun” Taco Bell’s slogan? I wouldn’t want PB’s reputation tarnished by an association with a distinctly non-primal fast food chain. Just my $.02.

Krista
Krista
7 years 1 month ago

just thought it would be Pun-ny 🙂

or in this case, a play on a slogan rather than a play on words

epistemocrat
7 years 1 month ago

Go Primal, or Go Home.

Dennis
Dennis
7 years 1 month ago

nice, i like them all!

Min
Min
7 years 1 month ago

I would love to see that Twinkies quote on a Grok shirt.

Tom
Tom
7 years 1 month ago

Thanks to everybody who voted for my quip. I’ve been on a bit of a losing streak lately (and not the good kind), so it’s nice to be appreciated. Y’all made my week!

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