Contest: Name That Apron
The Prize:
Hunks of grass-fed meat, raw nuts and dried berries all conveniently packaged together: If your struggle during this first week of the 21-Day Challenge was finding healthy snacks or Primal meals while on-the-go, Steve’s got you covered. The lucky winner of today’s contest will receive a Steve’s Club Samplers Pack ($29.99), a Seasonal Sampler Pack ($28.99), and five Grass-Fed PaleoStix ($27.50).
Bonus #1: Use promo code paleomda for a 10% discount good through September 22nd.
Bonus #2: Your Purchase Changes Lives
In 2007, Steve was teaching CrossFit to a group of kids in the impoverished and crime-ridden city of Camden, NJ. He wanted to give them a healthier alternative to the school lunches and improve their nutrition.
Steve put together the first “PaleoKit” in his kitchen – a mix of jerky, nuts and berries, and began giving them out the kids. As a fundraiser for Steve’s Club athletes, he started selling these PaleoKits online. They quickly became a hit in the CrossFit community, and are now sold in Affiliates across the country.
Proceeds from PaleoKits and our other PaleoGoods continue to support the mission of training at-risk kids. Steve’s Club is now a National Program and partners with CrossFit Affiliates and trainers in cities nationwide to start similar Local Clubs in their communities.
The Contest:
In December, when Primal Blueprint Healthy Sauces, Dressings and Toppings is released, I will be offering a number of cool incentives to order one more copies for yourself and your friends. (It will be the perfect holiday gift!) One of those incentives, for those who buy 3 or more, is a Grok Apron (pictured). It’s been requested for ages, and it’s nearly here. The question is, what should the apron say? The Worker Bees and I have thrown around a few ideas, but I’m sure the creative bunch that you are can come up with something even better. This is the kind of thing we’re looking for:
“Praise the Lard!”
“No Grain. No Pain.”
“Kiss the Grok”
Be creative. Be witty. Be original. And keep it short and sweet. Come up with something you’d like to wear on a Primal/Grok apron, and if the Worker Bees and I select your slogan as the winner you’ll be receiving nearly $100 worth of grass-fed goodness.
Submit your one-liners in the comment board below and you’ll be entered to win. Each one-liner counts as a separate entry. Five entries per person are allowed.
The Deadline:
September 17, midnight, PDT.
Who is Eligible:
Any U.S. resident. Sorry worldwide readers. Most countries prohibit import of meat products.
How a Winner is Chosen:
The Worker Bees and I will choose a winner.
To track all the contests visit the 2012 Primal Blueprint 21-Day Challenge Contest Page for daily updates.
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Posted By: Mark Sisson
Primo Primal
How do you Rock your Grok?
or
Rock Your Grok
Ugh. Me want meat.
Grok Apetít
“I am what I eat! Primal.”
“Health is hunger-free”
“Trust real food”
“Salad doesn’t mean lettuce”
“Sleep, eat, play (cook).”
grok ‘n roll!
1. Keep calm, eat butter
2. Throw me a bone
3. Eat, play, love
4. Eat, prey, love
“rock out with your grok out!” or “grok out with your…” you get the idea…
pullup, pushup, or shutup.
school of grok
top grok
“ask me about my wod!”
“you had me at bacon…”
“eat. grok. love.”
1. “Hunt, Gather, Eat, Repeat”
2. “An apple a day… or just eat bacon!”
3. “Coed Naked Primal (food)”
4. “Under this apron I LGN* (*see marksdailyapple.com)”
5. “Add more butter!”
1. Don’t Grain on My Primal Parade
2. Livin’ Lard and Keeping it Real
3. It’s My Kitchen and I’ll Fry If I Want to
4. Franken-Food Free Zone
5. Stick a fork in it. No, seriously. It’s still moving.
Filet anyone?
Unleash the beast
Grok knows best
Life is short, eat bacon first!
Grok: Great rations of kohlrabi
Cook like your life depends on it!
Play often. Laugh always. Eat well.
You were expecting dinner? Sorry, it’s an IF day.
The Prim-al Life
Grok Attack!!
Not eligible but i vote for:
meat is murder.
tasty, tasty murder.
“Grok Hard for Lard”
“Doing it caveman style”
It’s late but what the heck.
Eat meat, not wheat
“Does my butt look fat-adapted?”
“Punctuation: The difference between sweetbread and sweet bread.”
“If you think I’m smokin’ in this, wait until you see me naked.”
“Eat Primal. So easy a caveman could do it.”
And finally…
“Grok ain’t got no pancake mix!”
Well, I thought today was the 17th and I was getting them in on time… Oh well… Enjoy them anyway!