Contest: Name That Apron
The Prize:
Hunks of grass-fed meat, raw nuts and dried berries all conveniently packaged together: If your struggle during this first week of the 21-Day Challenge was finding healthy snacks or Primal meals while on-the-go, Steve’s got you covered. The lucky winner of today’s contest will receive a Steve’s Club Samplers Pack ($29.99), a Seasonal Sampler Pack ($28.99), and five Grass-Fed PaleoStix ($27.50).
Bonus #1: Use promo code paleomda for a 10% discount good through September 22nd.
Bonus #2: Your Purchase Changes Lives
In 2007, Steve was teaching CrossFit to a group of kids in the impoverished and crime-ridden city of Camden, NJ. He wanted to give them a healthier alternative to the school lunches and improve their nutrition.
Steve put together the first “PaleoKit” in his kitchen – a mix of jerky, nuts and berries, and began giving them out the kids. As a fundraiser for Steve’s Club athletes, he started selling these PaleoKits online. They quickly became a hit in the CrossFit community, and are now sold in Affiliates across the country.
Proceeds from PaleoKits and our other PaleoGoods continue to support the mission of training at-risk kids. Steve’s Club is now a National Program and partners with CrossFit Affiliates and trainers in cities nationwide to start similar Local Clubs in their communities.
The Contest:
In December, when Primal Blueprint Healthy Sauces, Dressings and Toppings is released, I will be offering a number of cool incentives to order one more copies for yourself and your friends. (It will be the perfect holiday gift!) One of those incentives, for those who buy 3 or more, is a Grok Apron (pictured). It’s been requested for ages, and it’s nearly here. The question is, what should the apron say? The Worker Bees and I have thrown around a few ideas, but I’m sure the creative bunch that you are can come up with something even better. This is the kind of thing we’re looking for:
“Praise the Lard!”
“No Grain. No Pain.”
“Kiss the Grok”
Be creative. Be witty. Be original. And keep it short and sweet. Come up with something you’d like to wear on a Primal/Grok apron, and if the Worker Bees and I select your slogan as the winner you’ll be receiving nearly $100 worth of grass-fed goodness.
Submit your one-liners in the comment board below and you’ll be entered to win. Each one-liner counts as a separate entry. Five entries per person are allowed.
The Deadline:
September 17, midnight, PDT.
Who is Eligible:
Any U.S. resident. Sorry worldwide readers. Most countries prohibit import of meat products.
How a Winner is Chosen:
The Worker Bees and I will choose a winner.
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Posted By: Mark Sisson
“Can’t stand the meat, get out of the kitchen.”
Meat. It’s what’s for dinner
“My other apron is a loin cloth.”
I like that one!
LOL, love it!
x2
Oh my gosh, this one has to win.
Love that one!
This is my favorite one so far! Awesome!
Lard Ass
Grok’s Smock
Grill make fire
Eat Clean, Stay Clean
Meat fast, Grok Faster
Personally, I love “Praise the Lard!” and “No Grain No Pain.” I would buy either of these. Probably the Lard would win.
Got Offal?
My other apron’s a loincloth
No to SAD, Primal is Rad!!
darn mathew, ya beat me to it…
Crave man
Grok to go
Unparallelled Ape-paral
Blood-Splatter Catcher
Don’t make me cook you too
“Domestic Grokess” (on a busty version of the drawing)
Meat is sexy.
Sit down, shut up, and eat some steak.
Grok and Roll
Grok of ages
No PUFA for you!
What would Grok do?
Kill. Cook. Eat.
Fat Master
No grains? No problem.
The Joy of Grokking
Kiss me, I’m Primal.
What Would Grok Do?
Grok Feast
Primal Master Chef
Cooking by Grok
Primal for the health of it!
Spear. Sear. Savor.
My other kitchen is a campfire.
Primal Cookin, Good Lookin
Primal Food Lover
I’m not grass-fed, but my dinner is.
Grok the cook.
Got Bacon?
Bugs are meat too!