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September 15, 2012

Contest: Name That Apron

By Mark Sisson
698 Comments

The Prize:

Hunks of grass-fed meat, raw nuts and dried berries all conveniently packaged together: If your struggle during this first week of the 21-Day Challenge was finding healthy snacks or Primal meals while on-the-go, Steve’s got you covered. The lucky winner of today’s contest will receive a Steve’s Club Samplers Pack ($29.99), a Seasonal Sampler Pack ($28.99), and five Grass-Fed PaleoStix ($27.50).

Bonus #1: Use promo code paleomda for a 10% discount good through September 22nd.

Bonus #2: Your Purchase Changes Lives

In 2007, Steve was teaching CrossFit to a group of kids in the impoverished and crime-ridden city of Camden, NJ. He wanted to give them a healthier alternative to the school lunches and improve their nutrition.

Steve put together the first “PaleoKit” in his kitchen – a mix of jerky, nuts and berries, and began giving them out the kids. As a fundraiser for Steve’s Club athletes, he started selling these PaleoKits online. They quickly became a hit in the CrossFit community, and are now sold in Affiliates across the country.

Proceeds from PaleoKits and our other PaleoGoods continue to support the mission of training at-risk kids. Steve’s Club is now a National Program and partners with CrossFit Affiliates and trainers in cities nationwide to start similar Local Clubs in their communities.

The Contest:

In December, when Primal Blueprint Healthy Sauces, Dressings and Toppings is released, I will be offering a number of cool incentives to order one more copies for yourself and your friends. (It will be the perfect holiday gift!) One of those incentives, for those who buy 3 or more, is a Grok Apron (pictured). It’s been requested for ages, and it’s nearly here. The question is, what should the apron say? The Worker Bees and I have thrown around a few ideas, but I’m sure the creative bunch that you are can come up with something even better. This is the kind of thing we’re looking for:

“Praise the Lard!”

“No Grain. No Pain.”

“Kiss the Grok”

Be creative. Be witty. Be original. And keep it short and sweet. Come up with something you’d like to wear on a Primal/Grok apron, and if the Worker Bees and I select your slogan as the winner you’ll be receiving nearly $100 worth of grass-fed goodness.

Submit your one-liners in the comment board below and you’ll be entered to win. Each one-liner counts as a separate entry. Five entries per person are allowed.

The Deadline:

September 17, midnight, PDT.

Who is Eligible:

Any U.S. resident. Sorry worldwide readers. Most countries prohibit import of meat products.

How a Winner is Chosen:

The Worker Bees and I will choose a winner.

To track all the contests visit the 2012 Primal Blueprint 21-Day Challenge Contest Page for daily updates.

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698 Comments on "Contest: Name That Apron"

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Cody
Cody
4 years 9 days ago

I know I’m not eligible for the prize, but how about “Live long, eat well”?

Jeanne
Jeanne
4 years 8 days ago

Grok On!

Cody
Cody
4 years 9 days ago

Or maybe: “Eat well, live long”?

GHEE
GHEE
4 years 9 days ago

Cooking with a Grain Assault

Shanna R
Shanna R
4 years 9 days ago

Awesome!

Karen P
4 years 9 days ago

Meat is neat.

Primal Wanderer
Primal Wanderer
4 years 9 days ago

I’m not eligible either, but i would suggest “may the Grock be with you”..
this way you appeal to an audience that are not famous for their healthy food choices (you can trust me on this hehe :))

Neil
Neil
4 years 9 days ago

CHEF BOYLARDEE

Nick
Nick
4 years 9 days ago

got fat?

Nick
Nick
4 years 9 days ago

where’s the meat?

Nick
Nick
4 years 9 days ago

I’m with Grok.

Shanna R
Shanna R
4 years 9 days ago

Kiss the Caveman

kaye
kaye
4 years 9 days ago

What about:

“Real Food Is Not a Spectator Sport”

or

“Gimme that Cave-Time Cookin'”

?

Beth
Beth
4 years 9 days ago

Would you like bacon with that?

Monique
Monique
4 years 9 days ago

AWESOME!!!

Terri Flynn
Terri Flynn
4 years 9 days ago

Love that!

Monique
Monique
4 years 9 days ago

How about “Primal Prodigy” or “Primal Prodigy in da house!” …. perhaps “Primal Princess” for a pink version 🙂

Gail
Gail
4 years 9 days ago

I went Primal and got more than this stupid apron.

cas
cas
4 years 9 days ago

thats a fab one , i’d buy that!

Alix
Alix
4 years 9 days ago

Kiss the Grok!

Molly
4 years 9 days ago

This ain’t Paula Deen’s kitchen

Liz
Liz
4 years 9 days ago

Hahaha this one’s great!

Brian
Brian
4 years 9 days ago

Skip the cake, GIMME STEAK!

Trevor Smith
Trevor Smith
4 years 9 days ago

Kiss me. I’m Primal!

Brian
Brian
4 years 9 days ago

quit the bakin, I want BACON!

missysoupy
missysoupy
4 years 8 days ago

HA. Love this one!

Mike S.
Mike S.
4 years 9 days ago

Cook Primal and Prosper!

Sara
Sara
4 years 9 days ago

Animals are Delicious!

jennifer kennedy
jennifer kennedy
4 years 9 days ago

Got Lard?

Edwin
Edwin
4 years 9 days ago

Hunter, Gatherer, Chef!

One of the Sarahs
4 years 7 days ago

I would proudly wear this one!

Josh
Josh
4 years 9 days ago

Is _____ Primal?

Andrew LP
Andrew LP
4 years 9 days ago

Prime Time!

Penny McIntosh
4 years 9 days ago

Primal Time!

ElizaGrok
ElizaGrok
4 years 9 days ago

Just add bacon.

Eat meat.

Weekend Hunter.

May the meat be with you.

jennifer kennedy
jennifer kennedy
4 years 9 days ago

The Offal Truth

Mathew
Mathew
4 years 9 days ago

“Meat is all I eat”

jennifer kennedy
jennifer kennedy
4 years 9 days ago

Liver Lover

Mathew
Mathew
4 years 9 days ago

Primal kitchen, primal body

Mathew
Mathew
4 years 9 days ago

“Can’t stand the meat, get out of the kitchen.”

BH
BH
4 years 9 days ago

Meat. It’s what’s for dinner

Mathew
Mathew
4 years 9 days ago

“My other apron is a loin cloth.”

jrVegantoPrimal
jrVegantoPrimal
4 years 9 days ago

I like that one!

Cheralyn
Cheralyn
4 years 9 days ago

LOL, love it!

Beth
Beth
4 years 9 days ago

x2

Jessica
Jessica
4 years 9 days ago

Oh my gosh, this one has to win.

Gone Primal
Gone Primal
4 years 8 days ago

Love that one!

hilarydanette
hilarydanette
4 years 8 days ago

This is my favorite one so far! Awesome!

jennifer kennedy
jennifer kennedy
4 years 9 days ago

Lard Ass

Michael Caruso
Michael Caruso
4 years 9 days ago

Grok’s Smock

Grill make fire

Eat Clean, Stay Clean

Meat fast, Grok Faster

Siobhan
Siobhan
4 years 9 days ago

Personally, I love “Praise the Lard!” and “No Grain No Pain.” I would buy either of these. Probably the Lard would win.

jennifer kennedy
jennifer kennedy
4 years 9 days ago

Got Offal?

Darryl
Darryl
4 years 9 days ago

My other apron’s a loincloth

AnuCool
AnuCool
4 years 9 days ago

No to SAD, Primal is Rad!!

Darryl
Darryl
4 years 9 days ago

darn mathew, ya beat me to it…

Julie
4 years 9 days ago

Crave man

Terry Humphries
Terry Humphries
4 years 9 days ago

Grok to go

stefan
stefan
4 years 9 days ago

Unparallelled Ape-paral

Blood-Splatter Catcher

Don’t make me cook you too

Ariana
4 years 9 days ago

“Domestic Grokess” (on a busty version of the drawing)

Ariana
4 years 9 days ago

Meat is sexy.

Ariana
4 years 9 days ago

Sit down, shut up, and eat some steak.

KT
KT
4 years 9 days ago

Grok and Roll

KT
KT
4 years 9 days ago

Grok of ages

Sam
Sam
4 years 9 days ago

No PUFA for you!

What would Grok do?

Kill. Cook. Eat.

Fat Master

No grains? No problem.

Julie
4 years 9 days ago

The Joy of Grokking

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