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26 Sep

Contest: Caption This, Win Oils

The Prize:

There’s a little shop in Denver that sells some of the finest olive oils on the country. EVOO Marketplace is offering a gift basket of two top shelf olive oils and two balsamic vinegars to the winner of today’s contest. If you’re an olive oil connoisseur, check out some of their more intense flavors like black truffel and blood orange olive oils.

But the oils don’t stop with olives. Tropical Traditions is back with another offering of coconut oil and palm oil. A 32 oz. jar of each, that’s half a gallon of delicious, healthy, tropical fat. A special note, this palm oil comes from family farms in West Africa, not Southeast Asia, so you can use this stuff knowing orangutans aren’t being wiped out for the benefit of your taste buds.

The Contest:

Caption contest! Here’s the photo:

Leave a caption in the comment board. Examples:

“Mammoth does not approve of red cup policy.”

“Who knew Capri pants were invented in the  Bronze age?”

Make your own. Best caption wins.

The Deadline:

Midnight, Tonight!

Who is Eligible:

Sorry non-USers, these are consumables. A prize of equal value will be substituted in the case of an international winner.

You want comments? We got comments:

Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. The Primal Blueprint… retro… waaaay retro!

    September wrote on September 27th, 2010
  2. Mammoth-by spearing rates have gone up markedly in Estonia since the spots gang discovered fermentation

    PJ wrote on September 27th, 2010
  3. Led by Barney Rubble, the union workers of Slate Rock Quarry march to strike after the firing of head rock mover, Fred Flintstone.

    Kristin J wrote on September 27th, 2010
  4. “IIIII wanna GROK-and-ROLL all niiiight!”

    brc wrote on September 27th, 2010
  5. Winners of MDA’s latest contest celebrate with their prize.

    Douglas wrote on September 27th, 2010
  6. Tonight at 10.. Are you ready to get primally Hazed?!?

    Sarah wrote on September 27th, 2010
  7. Pebbles and Bam-Bam go to the city

    Sue Bush wrote on September 27th, 2010
  8. Mammoth “March of Progress” gets woolly.

    Karen wrote on September 27th, 2010
  9. Latest fashion trend: Extreme Retro.

    Pat wrote on September 27th, 2010
  10. Hey, Mammoth! Coconut oil helps unruly hair!

    Susan R wrote on September 27th, 2010
  11. Observe as the female in the front of the pack chats with her mother on the original Motorola JawBone.

    dacaprice wrote on September 27th, 2010
  12. People with spears and a mammoth. Alone they’re good stuff but bring them together and add red cups… things get crazy:
    Leading man: “Mammoths are friends, not food!”

    alex wrote on September 27th, 2010
  13. We hunt fatty Shriner Clowns, even if they do taste funny!

    Adam Crafter wrote on September 27th, 2010
  14. Shocking new proof reveals why Snuffalupagusses became extinct.

    Mark wrote on September 27th, 2010
  15. Without true Grok-like senses and reflexes, the Grok imposter never saw it coming that his dinner was going to tusk-tastically penetrate him from behind. Twice. And at the same time.

    Vivian wrote on September 27th, 2010
  16. we need change for the parking meter..NOW!!!

    rik wrote on September 28th, 2010
  17. Beer + primal attitude = drunken mammoth parade

    Jason wrote on September 29th, 2010
  18. After the victory of the neo-paleolithic revolution, marauding teams of Grok-sheviks set about deconstructing the nations many false-food establishments and replacing them with huge swathes of green pasture, on which content grass fed cattle would live out their lives in a humane and dignified manner. In years to come the tales of trans-fats and high fructose corn syrup would be told to young children, who would giggle hysterically at the foolishness of their ancestors.

    Andrew Grant wrote on September 29th, 2010
  19. Late entry, but nevertheless – “PrimalCon, here we come!”

    R Dunn wrote on September 29th, 2010
  20. Cavemen take to the streets to protest animal cruelty: “Eat them, don’t cage them!”

    Bigandbare wrote on March 23rd, 2011
  21. Encino Man’s Family Reunion! A Real Blast From the Past!

    Charlie wrote on March 24th, 2011
  22. Jane, watch me goose this dude !!

    Alan wrote on March 24th, 2011
  23. I am so happy for this terrific article post.In fact thank you! Much appreciated.

    craps wrote on April 18th, 2012

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