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26 Sep

Contest: Caption This, Win Oils

OliveoilThe Prize:

There’s a little shop in Denver that sells some of the finest olive oils on the country. EVOO Marketplace is offering a gift basket of two top shelf olive oils and two balsamic vinegars to the winner of today’s contest. If you’re an olive oil connoisseur, check out some of their more intense flavors like black truffel and blood orange olive oils.

PalmandCoconutOilsBut the oils don’t stop with olives. Tropical Traditions is back with another offering of coconut oil and palm oil. A 32 oz. jar of each, that’s half a gallon of delicious, healthy, tropical fat. A special note, this palm oil comes from family farms in West Africa, not Southeast Asia, so you can use this stuff knowing orangutans aren’t being wiped out for the benefit of your taste buds.

The Contest:

Caption contest! Here’s the photo:

CavemanParade

Leave a caption in the comment board. Examples:

“Mammoth does not approve of red cup policy.”

“Who knew Capri pants were invented in the  Bronze age?”

Make your own. Best caption wins.

The Deadline:

Midnight, Tonight!

Who is Eligible:

Sorry non-USers, these are consumables. A prize of equal value will be substituted in the case of an international winner.

You want comments? We got comments:

Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. “And, tonight, we feast…on snuffalupugus. dibs on his liver”

    grokowitz wrote on September 26th, 2010
  2. Back to the Future!

    paul wrote on September 26th, 2010
  3. No animals were hurt during the filming of this march.

    Chris Krage wrote on September 26th, 2010
  4. Grok-apalooza!

    James wrote on September 26th, 2010
  5. If they only knew that we weren’t pretending…

    Mike wrote on September 26th, 2010
  6. We couldn’t make it to PrimalCon this year, so we had to improvise!

    anzy wrote on September 26th, 2010
  7. Alternate PETA (PEOPLE for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

    misathemeb wrote on September 26th, 2010
  8. How many times do I have to tell you…

    DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!!

    Rodney wrote on September 26th, 2010
  9. “Back to the Future– A Primal Look at Life”

    marcadav wrote on September 26th, 2010
  10. Mammoth…It’s what’s for dinner.

    John wrote on September 26th, 2010
  11. Leopard print, fashionable 10,000 years ago, still fashionable now.

    Marie S. wrote on September 26th, 2010
  12. “Thank Grok for mammoth-pool lane!”

    Calpurnius wrote on September 26th, 2010
  13. Palin claimed credit for the mammoth success of the first tea party.

    mehitabel wrote on September 26th, 2010
  14. “Don’t ever be afraid to show your inner grok. Nothing you do can be this embarrassing.”

    ryan wrote on September 26th, 2010
  15. Primal it’s so easy a caveman can do it.

    Michelle wrote on September 26th, 2010
  16. Flintstones family reunion is on the move!

    Echo wrote on September 26th, 2010
  17. The budget for “ice age” 5 has clearly been cut.

    drsoos wrote on September 26th, 2010
  18. Budget cuts at Sesame Street force sale of Snuffleupagus to MDA readers for pennies a pound. Rumors abound that Big Bird’s price is being negotiated.

    South Beach Steve wrote on September 26th, 2010
  19. Primal city dwellers declare Intermittent Fasting indefinitely on hold.

    South Beach Steve wrote on September 26th, 2010
  20. Follow us to easy Primal Living!

    PrimalHound wrote on September 26th, 2010
  21. Look at the woman showing her belly…who knew the blue tooth ear piece was invented in the dark ages!!

    mario fender wrote on September 26th, 2010
  22. Not quite what I meant when I said we went “primal”.

    Bethany wrote on September 26th, 2010
  23. “Getting woolly in wonka land!”

    kellgy wrote on September 26th, 2010
  24. Primal- once you try it, you’ll never go back to your old lifestyle again. But don’t worry, it will find someone else to hurt.

    alex wrote on September 26th, 2010
  25. The cast of “Meet the Fintstones!” the new off off Broadway musical takes to the streets to celebrate the show’s Tony nomination for Costume Design.

    Lanis wrote on September 26th, 2010
  26. Onwards! Time to primalize the food hall!

    Victoria wrote on September 26th, 2010
  27. Mammoth bring us happy drink!!!!
    Lets kill some … What are we doing?

    OutdoorsRob wrote on September 26th, 2010
  28. “Suffleupa-pissed.”

    Geoff Aucoin wrote on September 26th, 2010
  29. leaders of the new ice age

    Lucas wrote on September 26th, 2010
  30. Lets play ride the mammoth till we all puke!

    Luigi wrote on September 26th, 2010
  31. One mammoth- 6 cups

    Fergal wrote on September 26th, 2010
  32. This is what being primal is all about… well, only if you love it that much!

    Primal Toad wrote on September 26th, 2010
  33. Grok University’s entry into this years Rose Bowl parade.

    Dan M wrote on September 26th, 2010
  34. Upon realizing that underwear had not yet been invented, Mammoth thinks “Seriously, two dudes on my back? I’m bathing in alcohol when I get home.”

    Mike Whelan wrote on September 26th, 2010
  35. No LARPing!!!

    ScottMGS wrote on September 26th, 2010
  36. ‘CUSE ME WHILE I SPEAR THIS GUY!

    mikewootini wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • LOVE!

      nalani wrote on September 26th, 2010
  37. Hey, it’s a fermented fruit parade!

    Abby wrote on September 26th, 2010
  38. Grok On Tribe!!! To the next watering hole we go!

    Laura wrote on September 26th, 2010
  39. Join the Grok Parade and walk in style (or ride atop Wooly Mammoth) adorned with faux fur apparel.

    Grokking is Good!

    nalani wrote on September 26th, 2010
  40. “Witness the beginning of the Frat”

    “Red cups, facilitating parties since 10,000B.C.”

    Jstrick wrote on September 26th, 2010

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